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Boat Pix calls me this morning, They said they would drop the price of the pictures to $250.00 each. I said why did you want to charge me $420.00 each? He said we charge $10.00 a foot. I said it cost more to print a 16X20 picture of a 42 Fountain vs. a 16X20 picture of a 16 Bayliner? The phone went quiet. I then reminded him I want the pictures next to Wet Dreams & Smoke This. They did not have those. Need to say he has some nice pics of Smooth Operator he can hang in his office....

I called those monkeys about my boat yesterday. He told me it takes four weeks to get them. What the hell? Boston Jeff called them too, he wants the pics also until I told him they were $250 each. His exact words were, " that's fu(kin retaaaaadddded."

WTF our those 2 monkies going to talk about all night? You know they had sexual intercorse with each other at some point

I have to be honest, I am a little worried about the 2 drunk monkies, they should hit the sack. And hit it hard this afternoon.

i bet they hit the sack all night........... off each others chins!!!

Just talked to them, they are laying on the front of the boat at the island. i am fixing to meet them for lunch, i bet tex doesnt need anything to eat because she is probably full as hell on peanut butter!!!

You know that is not a pretty picture

Can you imagine

Jeff- Hey Joe did you bring the Baby Oil?

Joe- Yes I have it right here Jeffey

Jeff- Very good Joe, do you mind a few squirts to the back?

Joe- No problem Jeffey, your request is granted

Jeff- Thanks Joe please don't forget my pale white shoulders, they burn so easy.

Joe- No problem Jeffey

Jeff- Thanks Joe..........I have not been touched like this in a long time.....

Joe- Jeffey your shoulders are so harry and manly, I have this funny feeling in my pants...

Jeff- Thats OK Joe, let your feelings go

Yeah they lost my pics of my boat at the island, I even called the pilot to see if he had them somewhere else, and he couldn't find them. I gave them make, model, date, time, and location, and even sent them a picture of my boat to make it easier. No pics. That company is the biggest bumbling f(uck of a company I have ever seen operated, I don't know how they stay in business, they are f(uckin retards !!!

They're still in business because they charge too much, and some of us will actually pay it. I got them down to $166.67 a pic (3 for $500). They are nice pics so I bought them.

whats bad is your were probably defiling yourself as your were typing that!!! SICKO!