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joew. 07-13-2009 10:59 AM


Originally Posted by THLWL (Post 2908816)
Hey guys, had a blast at your poker run. Tbone, thanks for introducing me to some of the OSO guys, glad to meet all y'all. Someone pumped some serious money in to Del Lago. That place was awesome! Hope there wasn't a full house cause that beats a flush guys. Tommy

It was nice meeting you.

jeff1000man 07-13-2009 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2908817)
joew., Busta, THLWL, bigandy, wstultz, jeff1000man, Trojan-man

A bunch of work gettin done today!

I'm temprarily retired.

jeff1000man 07-13-2009 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2908814)
1. Royal Flush
This is the highest poker hand. It consists of ace, king, queen, jack, ten, all in the same suit. As all suits are equal, all royal flushes are equal.

2. Straight Flush
Five cards of the same suit in sequence - such as J-10-9-8-7. Between two straight flushes, the one containing the higher top card is higher. An ace can be counted as low, so 5-4-3-2-A is a straight flush, but its top card is the five, not the ace, so it is the lowest type of straight flush. The cards cannot "turn the corner": 4-3-2-A-K is not valid.

3. Four of a kind
Four cards of the same rank - such as four queens. The fifth card can be anything. This combination is sometimes known as "quads", and in some parts of Europe it is called a "poker", though this term for it is unknown in English. Between two fours of a kind, the one with the higher set of four cards is higher - so 3-3-3-3-A is beaten by 4-4-4-4-2. It can't happen in standard poker, but if in some other game you need to compare two fours of a kind where the sets of four cards are of the same rank, then the one with the higher fifth card is better.

4. Full House
This consists of three cards of one rank and two cards of another rank - for example three sevens and two tens (colloquially known as "sevens full" or more specifically "sevens on tens"). When comparing full houses, the rank of the three cards determines which is higher. For example 9-9-9-4-4 beats 8-8-8-A-A. If the threes of a kind were equal, the rank of the pairs would decide.

5. Flush
Five cards of the same suit. When comparing two flushes, the highest card determines which is higher. If the highest cards are equal then the second highest card is compared; if those are equal too, then the third highest card, and so on. For example K-J-9-3-2 beats K-J-7-6-5 because the nine beats the seven.

6. Straight
Five cards of mixed suits in sequence - for example Q-J-10-9-8. When comparing two sequences, the one with the higher ranking top card is better. Ace can count high or low in a straight, but not both at once, so A-K-Q-J-10 and 5-4-3-2-A are valid straights, but 2-A-K-Q-J is not. 5-4-3-2-A is the lowest kind of straight, the top card being the five.

Correct sir.

Calling emergency executive comittee meeting.

bigandy 07-13-2009 11:11 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2908819)
It was nice meeting you.

yes it is nice to meet new people, hopefully we didnt motorboat your wife, run you over with a golf cart, keep you awake at night running threw the hallways, offend you with racism or foul language, land on you at the bottom of the slide or steal your last beer.....

jeff1000man 07-13-2009 11:13 AM

Does TOPPS have errors and omissions insurance. Maybe we can make a claim so that Wade can still get paid?

bigandy 07-13-2009 11:13 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2908828)
Correct sir.

Calling emergency executive comittee meeting.

ill come, i was the one who kept telling that guy a flush beat a full house.... i had never seen him before and i didnt pay attention to the name of the boat cause it wasnt one we bought!!!!!!! did we get pics of the board yet???

Rcolter 07-13-2009 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2908828)
Correct sir.

Calling emergency executive comittee meeting.

OH CHIT!!! I will be busy wallking my fish and changing my number.

Trojan-man 07-13-2009 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2908803)
there was a full house but wade had a flush so he wins

whats this game called? "I wiiin !! " pair of 2s....I wiiin !!! :lolhit:

wstultz 07-13-2009 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2908838)
ill come, i was the one who kept telling that guy a flush beat a full house.... i had never seen him before and i didnt pay attention to the name of the boat cause it wasnt one we bought!!!!!!! did we get pics of the board yet???

I have pics of the boards......or should i say had. By the way.....eat a di(k... I won biatches!!!!!!!!

bigandy 07-13-2009 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2908847)
whats this game called? "I wiiin !! " pair of 2s....I wiiin !!! :lolhit:

my game of "i win" doesnt have cards and usually requires a towel or sock when it is over :evilb:

Rcolter 07-13-2009 11:27 AM

Line of the weekend---

:evilb:"BUT I'M ONLY TWELVE":evilb:

wstultz 07-13-2009 11:29 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2908861)
Line of the weekend---

:evilb:"BUT I'M ONLY TWELVE":evilb:

I wonder who that was directed to???:party-smiley-004:

Big Andy, you need Jesus!

joew. 07-13-2009 11:33 AM

There are many funny quotes from this weekend:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 07-13-2009 11:36 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2908852)
I have pics of the boards......or should i say had. By the way.....eat a di(k... I won biatches!!!!!!!!

$4660.00 Nice pull. There will be steak, lobster and an open bar at the wedding right??

Either that or we are all coming with you on the honey moon.

:circle::party-smiley-048::party-smiley-020::boat:

bigandy 07-13-2009 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2908861)
Line of the weekend---

:evilb:"BUT I'M ONLY TWELVE":evilb:

the popsicle trick for the older girls back fired... thanks wayland!!!

oh tom i have a friend looking for a truck like yours, sell it and get this for a haul rig....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsKKD...eature=related

joew. 07-13-2009 11:44 AM

Ouch

Trojan-man 07-13-2009 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2908876)
the popsicle trick for the older girls back fired... thanks wayland!!!

oh tom i have a friend looking for a truck like yours, sell it and get this for a haul rig....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsKKD...eature=related

:evilb::evilb::evilb: man you are wrong. Karma is a biotch...1 or 2 innocent jokes in the pool and the next day chocolate milk motor :party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 07-13-2009 11:53 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2908861)
Line of the weekend---

:evilb:"BUT I'M ONLY TWELVE":evilb:

it was priceless.....if someone only had a camera. popsicles and 12 yr olds....even andy looked scared :eek:

Rcolter 07-13-2009 11:55 AM

I guess thats why the lil girls kept coming back. Popsickles and Chocolate Milk! Candy Andy gots it all.

bigandy 07-13-2009 12:12 PM

lefty and i ate 3 lbs of italian sausage with cheese after getting off the lake..... thats 18 links..... no more jokes about kev bein a competative eater!!!

Trojan-man 07-13-2009 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2908906)
lefty and i ate 3 lbs of italian sausage with cheese after getting off the lake..... thats 18 links..... no more jokes about kev bein a competative eater!!!

Kevin cant eat.....i have taken him down numerous times at the pizza joints :wuerg019::wuerg019::wuerg019:

jeff1000man 07-13-2009 01:40 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2908906)
lefty and i ate 3 lbs of italian sausage with cheese after getting off the lake..... thats 18 links..... no more jokes about kev bein a competative eater!!!

Don't get within 100 yards of your guys for at least a week.

wstultz 07-13-2009 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2908978)
Don't get within 100 yards of your guys for at least a week.

Lefty will tuck that away in a little pouch in his dunlop and feed off of it throughout the winter. As for Andy....I'm sure that is why his houthboat is flinging $hit out of the toilet.:evilb:

bigandy 07-13-2009 04:52 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2908947)
Kevin cant eat.....i have gone down on him numerous times at the pizza joints :wuerg019::wuerg019::wuerg019:

that is sweet yall are starting to admit it.....

as far as the hundred yards comment, probably a good idea not to follow me when i go to check the anchor either.... :hitfan:

jeff1000man 07-13-2009 06:10 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2909142)
that is sweet yall are starting to admit it.....

as far as the hundred yards comment, probably a good idea not to follow me when i go to check the anchor either.... :hitfan:

:evilb:

Trojan-man 07-13-2009 06:15 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2909142)
as far as the hundred yards comment, probably a good idea not to follow me when i go to check the anchor either.... :hitfan:

diahrea....cha cha cha :wuerg019::wuerg019::wuerg019:

Trojan-man 07-13-2009 06:27 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2909010)
Lefty will tuck that away in a little pouch in his dunlop and feed off of it throughout the winter. As for Andy....I'm sure that is why his houthboat is flinging $hit out of the toilet.:evilb:

and the motor :evilb::evilb:

Busta 07-13-2009 07:29 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2909240)
and the motor :evilb::evilb:

No chit. Sounds like someone tee'd the crapper into the oil cooler line on the port motor. Check the dipstick. If it smells like chit, you know that's it! :lolhit:

joew. 07-13-2009 09:03 PM

AWESOME BOAT FOR THE MONEY!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=220448858394

Trojan-man 07-13-2009 09:21 PM


Originally Posted by Busta (Post 2909285)
No chit. Sounds like someone tee'd the crapper into the oil cooler line on the port drive. Check the dipstick. If it smells like chit, you know that's it! :lolhit:

:party-smiley-004:

mba1620 07-13-2009 10:03 PM

I am still hung over and will probably still be tomorrow.:drink:

SPK1 and whoever else wants to go... Its time to plan for Destin. Wade said he is treating since he won this weekend. Congrats on that:evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 07-13-2009 10:42 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2909455)
I am still hung over and will probably still be tomorrow.:drink:

SPK1 and whoever else wants to go... Its time to plan for Destin. Wade said he is treating since he won this weekend. Congrats on that:evilb::evilb:

I think I might be in this year if there's room :drink:

bigandy 07-13-2009 10:49 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2909482)
I think I might be in this year if there's room :drink:

the house is huge, cash will have to be committed i imagine before Roper signs on for the whole place...

The US budget deficiet hit 1 trillion dollars !!!

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...d_reserves_for

Gives new meaning to f'd up like a canadian ck book :)

bigandy 07-13-2009 10:57 PM

Chad you should email this to casey...

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...nds_unveil_new

read the captions below toooo.... :)

Trojan-man 07-13-2009 11:12 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2909489)
Chad you should email this to casey...

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...nds_unveil_new

read the captions below toooo.... :)

:evilb::evilb::evilb: I think I will not.....and neither will anyone else :party-smiley-004:

joew. 07-14-2009 08:40 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/New-T...5%3A1%7C39%3A1

Are these real? How would they look in the mainship?

wstultz 07-14-2009 08:53 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2909637)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/New-T...5%3A1%7C39%3A1

Are these real? How would they look in the mainship?

Nice find.

joew. 07-14-2009 08:59 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2909652)
Nice find.

How would they look?

jeff1000man 07-14-2009 09:17 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2909658)
How would they look?

They would look awesome in the sea ray. :evilb:

wstultz 07-14-2009 09:18 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2909658)
How would they look?

I don't remember what your dash looks like. Do you have the old school guages with the big black square bezels? They would look fine but it would involve a lot of work to install. Those guages are bigger than old school ones so you would have to cut the dash for every guage. If you don't like the gold you can paint the rim.


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