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joew. 06-07-2010 08:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3129715)
This muther frucker has got some lungs. over 4 minute breath hold.
http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/vid...-hole/20fukh2n

I bet you could have some fun with him:party-smiley-004:

:evilb:

mba1620 06-07-2010 08:31 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3128535)
i dont know know if her *!*$ is big but her tits are ginormous :)


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3128245)
Is that the coin azz with the sister with big *!*$?

You fockers just aint right...:lolhit:

jeff1000man 06-07-2010 08:42 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3129871)
You fockers just aint right...:lolhit:

You playing twister with her just ain't right :evilb::party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 06-07-2010 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3129871)
You fockers just aint right...:lolhit:

i don't know what you are talking about......

mba1620 06-07-2010 10:09 PM

Which one of you azz clowns is selling their ride??:evilb::evilb:

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1780746278.html

tomtbone1993 06-07-2010 10:56 PM

Local update #36
June 7, 2010 10:15 a.m.


(From Okaloosa County Emergency Management Officials)



Destin's beaches are NOT closed. Oil sheen is reported to be off of the coast. Tar balls have been found on a couple of Okaloosa beaches this past weekend. A few tar balls washed ashore, but nothing of any size or significance and there is nothing that will prevent anybody from coming and enjoying the beach, according to Florida DEP.

The Okaloosa County Health Department continues to advise residents/visitors to avoid contact with tar balls that may be in the water or on shore. The general public should not attempt to clean beaches. Trained professionals are cleaning up the beaches. Clean-up crews have been very responsive in responding to and cleaning up the tar balls. Teams will be in Okaloosa again today actively scanning and cleaning the beaches, as needed.



East Pass is a NO WAKE ZONE due to the protective boom placement and will be enforced in order to protect the boom. Boaters are asked to use caution around the boom areas.

Trojan-man 06-07-2010 11:54 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3129891)
i don't know what you are talking about......

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 06-08-2010 08:14 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3129891)
i don't know what you are talking about......

Nice shot :coolcowboy:

Rcolter 06-08-2010 09:13 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3129891)
i don't know what you are talking about......

Now thats a cookie maker there!!!

jeff1000man 06-08-2010 03:18 PM

Pretty good deal

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o34481-en.html

jeff1000man 06-09-2010 02:42 PM

bing.com

type in your home adress and zip code, click on aerial view.

http://www.bing.com/maps/default.asp...356&FORM=MIRE1

tomtbone1993 06-09-2010 04:09 PM

my house looks cool, make sure you click birds eye :)

http://www.bing.com/maps/default.asp...kwMTYxNDAwODM5

jeff1000man 06-09-2010 04:47 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3131564)
my house looks cool, make sure you click birds eye :)

http://www.bing.com/maps/default.asp...kwMTYxNDAwODM5

Well played. Who's house is that?

Slow Poke 06-09-2010 08:32 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3131599)
Well played. Who's house is that?

Mine:lolhit:

jeff1000man 06-10-2010 08:20 AM


Originally Posted by Slow Poke (Post 3131811)
Mine:lolhit:

You'd think if you could afford a place like that, you could afford to fill up your lake. :lolhit:

Us poor guys on conroe don't seem to have a problem with water in our lake. :party-smiley-004:

wstultz 06-10-2010 08:58 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3132197)
You'd think if you could afford a place like that, you could afford to fill up your lake. :lolhit:

Us poor guys on conroe don't seem to have a problem with water in our lake. :party-smiley-004:

YET.

jeff1000man 06-10-2010 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3132229)
YET.

One day it will be the conroe ATV park. :bsflag:

jeff1000man 06-10-2010 11:25 AM

great find. Goes well with most of our vintage boats.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-SHARP-GF...item19bcf13fd1

wstultz 06-10-2010 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3132352)
great find. Goes well with most of our vintage boats.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-SHARP-GF...item19bcf13fd1

You'd look sweet with that slung over your shoulder toting the mullet, that i know you had, and a pair of zebra striped hammer pants on.:lolhit:

LCBoater22 06-10-2010 04:54 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3132486)
You'd look sweet with that slung over your shoulder toting the mullet, that i know you had, and a pair of zebra striped hammer pants on.:lolhit:

:evilb::Score-101010:

jeff1000man 06-10-2010 05:13 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3132486)
You'd look sweet with that slung over your shoulder toting the mullet, that i know you had, and a pair of zebra striped hammer pants on.:lolhit:

Private schools didn't allow hammer pants or hair that was long enough to touch the collar, or else I might have had some of those pants and a mullet. :lolhit:

jeff1000man 06-10-2010 05:13 PM


Originally Posted by LCBoater22 (Post 3132652)
:evilb::Score-101010:

I could put you in the raido. :lolhit:

LCBoater22 06-10-2010 05:47 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3132677)
I could put you in the raido. :lolhit:

Really, Rainman? The Raido?

joew. 06-11-2010 12:52 PM

Anybody have plans for the weekend?

LCBoater22 06-11-2010 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3133358)
Anybody have plans for the weekend?

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

joew. 06-11-2010 01:07 PM


Originally Posted by LCBoater22 (Post 3133369)
Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

Good one capt repeat

Any grown up plans?
:evilb:

LCBoater22 06-11-2010 01:08 PM


Originally Posted by LCBoater22 (Post 3133369)
Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

:) Actually, Louie's Benefit is this weekend, also. Saturday, at Big Texas in Spring from 11-5. I hear they have some pretty cool things they're raffling/auctioning off. TVs, Texans tickets, UFC tickets, a super cool gift basket donated by TMR Marine Center :drink:

Rcolter 06-11-2010 02:12 PM


Originally Posted by LCBoater22 (Post 3133374)
:) Actually, Louie's Benefit is this weekend, also. Saturday, at Big Texas in Spring from 11-5. I hear they have some pretty cool things they're raffling/auctioning off. TVs, Texans tickets, UFC tickets, a super cool gift basket donated by TMR Marine Center :drink:

DOes that basket include any Marina day passes?:party-smiley-004:

joew. 06-11-2010 02:14 PM

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=5301

Triples and dated but alot of boat for the $$

jeff1000man 06-11-2010 09:21 PM

donzi edition sea ray :lolhit:

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...y-380-96833361

jeff1000man 06-12-2010 04:20 PM

:angry-smiley-038:Shipper is going to pick up the Nortech Friday morning. Had to just bite the bullet and pay the $1100. :angry-smiley-038: At least it saves me a few days of driving. :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 06-13-2010 12:52 PM

Latest from Homeland security on the oil and western FL. Hopefully it won't spread over to Destin, but it is not looking good. To bad that poker run isn't this month, then it would still be in the clear.

Day 42, Message 16 - Maritime - Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill

(06/13/2010)
Current Status: ALERT ALERT ALERT


HSAS Level:
Yellow



MARSEC Level:
One




Affected Ports(s)/Terminal(s):
Port of Pensacola



Incident Description:
Hazardous Materials - Oil Spill



Time of Incident:
Ongoing



Location of Incident:
Gulf of Mexico



Impact of Incident:
Pensacola Pass will be closed to vessel traffic during flood tide, beginning at 7:00 pm, June 11, 2010



Status and Hours of Operation
at Area Ports(s)/Terminal(s):
Normal Hours of Operation



CBP Hours of Operation
at Area Ports(s)/Terminal(s):
8:30 AM-5:00 PM (CDT) Monday-Friday



Next Update:
17:00 EST June 13, 2010



Additional Information:
All other waterways are currently open with no restrictions

jeff1000man 06-13-2010 08:36 PM

Cheap, super clean wave crusher.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o34203-en.html

:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 06-13-2010 08:50 PM

John, the guy that sold the Nor Tech to the guy I bought it from, called my today and taked for a while. Told me that the boat in it's current form ran 113. :eek:. Said with the stock 1000HP it was 83mph.

Stil getting rid of those engines though. I will built some different ones over the winter and run my little red ones in it for the rest of the summer. Should be here middle of next week.

Doubt it will make it to the calcutta though. :(

bigandy 06-14-2010 08:12 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3132675)
Private schools didn't allow hammer pants or hair that was long enough to touch the collar, or else I might have had some of those pants and a mullet. :lolhit:

good thing for you the topps club allowed your skullet two years ago..... :evilb:

bigandy 06-14-2010 08:16 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3133358)
Anybody have plans for the weekend?

im gonna have a pool party at my house until 5 in the morning and not invite any of my friends from the bs thread........... oh wait, that was you :angry-smiley-038:

btw, http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...6172&viewitem=

could be bogus but guy just emailed me said $9500 cash buys this... buyer didnt take delivery?? always scared of second chance offers, and i dont need another boat i am to lazy to work on...

bigandy 06-14-2010 08:25 AM

want to thank Senor roper for the invite sat nite.... i got to see the lake conroe powerboat club baja houthboat bash up close... i ate and drank like a king... heard funny non repeatable stories... and not since destin, see the driver of the meatball toaster oven partyin after midnite... Marianella musta figured she would be better off swappin the old mans cialis for adderall :) thanks for a very enjoyable evening... i bought two boxes of corn dogs the next morning

wstultz 06-14-2010 10:30 AM

Good times this weekend on Travis. The lake was pretty much at normal level , if there is such a thing. Saw Brian and his crew there on the houuuuuuuuthboat Jr. Plenty of floating and drinking in Devil's Cove was done and a little grub was eaten at Carlos and Charlies. The Scarab handled the lake like a champ and it was FULL of people. Wind was howling and is was rougher than sh!te. We need to figure out a way to replace our lake with that one without having to move. Get on that would you.

jeff1000man 06-14-2010 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3135301)
Good times this weekend on Travis. The lake was pretty much at normal level , if there is such a thing. Saw Brian and his crew there on the houuuuuuuuthboat Jr. Plenty of floating and drinking in Devil's Cove was done and a little grub was eaten at Carlos and Charlies. The Scarab handled the lake like a champ and it was FULL of people. Wind was howling and is was rougher than sh!te. We need to figure out a way to replace our lake with that one without having to move. Get on that would you.

Which boat did you guys take up there?

On Time 06-14-2010 11:13 AM

Anybody from Conroe doing the Clear Lake Poker Run? :drink:


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