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jeff1000man 03-22-2010 02:25 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3072621)
Nice photo shop job dude....but that actually happened!:lolhit::party-smiley-004:

Then I guess I have been kicked out of club Gereke. :bsflag:

Rcolter 03-22-2010 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3072614)
I thought all that BS about the fishing trip might be BS until someone started sending me the pictures. Now I am really mad. I never had it this good on the bandit. :angry-smiley-038::lolhit:

Wait till Kim and Megan see this one. Someone gonna be sleepin on the couch.:party-smiley-004:

Rcolter 03-22-2010 03:25 PM

And so history can repeat itself with the "Crawfish Boil" is anyone gonna try and eat till they pop and then get as chitty as they can with me? I don't think I remember one of these events yet!

spk1 03-22-2010 03:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3072614)
I thought all that BS about the fishing trip might be BS until someone started sending me the pictures. Now I am really mad. I never had it this good on the bandit. :angry-smiley-038::lolhit:

That photo shop work, just put you back into club Gereke. :evilb: :evilb:

spk1 03-22-2010 03:59 PM

When are we going to do a club 105 fort lauderdale to bahamas pokerrun?? I can handle all the in the water dockage behind the house as well as a place to stay in fort lauderdale, its a 2hr run across to port lucaya, where there are decent priced hotels, restaurants and a casino, I can also get us trailer storage, or boat and trailer storage in a secure location, at a cheap price as well should some of you want to leave your boat for a month or two.

boatman22 03-22-2010 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3072703)
When are we going to do a club 105 fort lauderdale to bahamas pokerrun?? I can handle all the in the water dockage behind the house as well as a place to stay in fort lauderdale, its a 2hr run across to port lucaya, where there are decent priced hotels, restaurants and a casino, I can also get us trailer storage, or boat and trailer storage in a secure location, at a cheap price as well should some of you want to leave your boat for a month or two.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/b...ay-2010-a.html

spk1 03-22-2010 06:24 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3072716)

Perfect, now if we could talk the rest of the guys into it.

jeff1000man 03-22-2010 10:19 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3072702)
That photo shop work, just put you back into club Gereke. :evilb: :evilb:

I am having t shirts made. :party-smiley-004:

wstultz 03-22-2010 10:41 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3072703)
When are we going to do a club 105 fort lauderdale to bahamas pokerrun?? I can handle all the in the water dockage behind the house as well as a place to stay in fort lauderdale, its a 2hr run across to port lucaya, where there are decent priced hotels, restaurants and a casino, I can also get us trailer storage, or boat and trailer storage in a secure location, at a cheap price as well should some of you want to leave your boat for a month or two.

Is it the price of on the house?:lolhit:

jeff1000man 03-22-2010 11:12 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3072702)
That photo shop work, just put you back into club Gereke. :evilb: :evilb:

Did you show it to papa G? He would be so proud of those 2 guys.:bigbird:

jeff1000man 03-23-2010 07:47 AM

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Chad, did the electrician finsh hooking up the hot tub at my house yet?

spk1 03-23-2010 09:56 PM

http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1990...64/South/Italy

Now dattz nicee! :coolcowboy:

BY U BOY 03-23-2010 10:09 PM

Chad I need to get the name and number of the fence guy again. Time to add some iron fence in the front of the house with eectric gate. Need to deter the next scum bag that wants to steal my chit. One ransacked house is enough. :angry-smiley-038:

Any one have a hookup on TV's and computers?:angry-smiley-038:

bigandy 03-23-2010 11:00 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3073793)

YES I REALLY ENJOYED THE ONE I HAD BEFORE THE HOUTHBOAT :) :evilb:

spk1 03-23-2010 11:49 PM

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/20...-Z340-96117495

joew

bigandy 03-24-2010 12:29 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3073855)

wow you were right!!! that is the boat we were tied up next to at the gas dock.... dam you boys got a good memory for boats....... :lolhit:

KSims1868 03-24-2010 08:15 AM

Anyone seen this Warlock yet?
Looks pretty sweet. Love the bow-rider/speed boat combo...more room = more b1tches!!

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/1658373777.html

spk1 03-24-2010 01:24 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3073808)
Chad I need to get the name and number of the fence guy again. Time to add some iron fence in the front of the house with eectric gate. Need to deter the next scum bag that wants to steal my chit. One ransacked house is enough. :angry-smiley-038:

Any one have a hookup on TV's and computers?:angry-smiley-038:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...=STRK:MEWAX:IT

I just got one of these to keep an eye on my chit, I guess there are benifits to scum bags breaking in while your home. Sorry to hear about your stuff, scumbags and theives have a special place in hell. I just think a pistol grip shot gun and night vision goggles makes it more of a fun thing when theives drop by, now, when I look out my windows at night i see this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fx7_...eature=related

spk1 03-24-2010 01:26 PM


Originally Posted by KSims1868 (Post 3073945)
Anyone seen this Warlock yet?
Looks pretty sweet. Love the bow-rider/speed boat combo...more room = more b1tches!!

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/1658373777.html

Oh you may have made joew your new best friend with that post. :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 03-24-2010 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3074136)
Oh you may have made joew your new best friend with that post. :coolcowboy:

Name the boat "Titty Jiggler"

Trojan-man 03-24-2010 05:44 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3074132)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...=STRK:MEWAX:IT

I just got one of these to keep an eye on my chit, I guess there are benifits to scum bags breaking in while your home. Sorry to hear about your stuff, scumbags and theives have a special place in hell. I just think a pistol grip shot gun and night vision goggles makes it more of a fun thing when theives drop by, now, when I look out my windows at night i see this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fx7_...eature=related

this is all you are going to see :lolhit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=zdWX...eature=related

jeff1000man 03-24-2010 06:35 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3074280)
this is all you are going to see :lolhit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=zdWX...eature=related

NO! This is all your gonna see

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2gud...eature=related

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 03-24-2010 08:09 PM

wtf !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=jOx8...eature=related

jeff1000man 03-25-2010 04:43 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3074416)

awesome

jeff1000man 03-25-2010 06:44 AM

An inadvisable response to the "no liquids" rule
Strange incidents aren't limited strictly to U.S. airports, of course. At a security checkpoint in Nürnberg, Germany, agents told a 64-year-old man carrying a liter of vodka that they wouldn't allow the booze in his carry-on. Instead of pouring it out or paying to check the bottle in his luggage, the man promptly dispensed of his problem by chugging it all down. Soon enough, he could neither stand nor function and had to be treated for alcohol poisoning. Which explains the tiny bottles handed out by flight attendants.

I just can't figure out what Big Andy was doing in Germany and why he was dressed like a 64 year old man. :evilb:

wstultz 03-25-2010 11:03 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3074598)
An inadvisable response to the "no liquids" rule
Strange incidents aren't limited strictly to U.S. airports, of course. At a security checkpoint in Nürnberg, Germany, agents told a 64-year-old man carrying a liter of vodka that they wouldn't allow the booze in his carry-on. Instead of pouring it out or paying to check the bottle in his luggage, the man promptly dispensed of his problem by chugging it all down. Soon enough, he could neither stand nor function and had to be treated for alcohol poisoning. Which explains the tiny bottles handed out by flight attendants.

I just can't figure out what Big Andy was doing in Germany and why he was dressed like a 64 year old man. :evilb:


Nice.:lolhit:Oh yeah, I'll show you!

wstultz 03-25-2010 11:05 AM

Who all is going to make it to the crawfish boil this weekend???????? I'll be there but I don't think Boston Jeff is going to make it after all. Aparently he has too much work to do down by da haaaaaaahbah (harbor).

Rcolter 03-25-2010 01:46 PM

I'm in!

wstultz 03-25-2010 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3074812)
I'm in!

Are you paying for six people? :lolhit:I'm going to try and keep up with you this year but last year you blew me out of the water.:evilb:

Rcolter 03-25-2010 04:31 PM

Maybe but this is how I think I will show up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nixR6wVa4HY

wstultz 03-25-2010 10:02 PM

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Bringin' back old $hit!:lolhit:......."What's that? I've got a fu(kin dart in my neck?...you're crazy man, I like you but you're crazy." "no, no,no, you're sinking dumb arse!"

wstultz 03-25-2010 10:24 PM

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Same day :).....

jeff1000man 03-26-2010 01:57 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3075168)
Same day :).....

If I had any more diesel fuel, I'd have to join that OPEC. Iguess you want me to pump it myself? Only if you want any?

Trojan-man 03-26-2010 03:12 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3075168)
Same day :).....

nice spk1 style photoshop :lolhit::angry-smiley-038:=the first post

joew. 03-26-2010 10:02 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3075154)
Bringin' back old $hit!:lolhit:......."What's that? I've got a fu(kin dart in my neck?...you're crazy man, I like you but you're crazy." "no, no,no, you're sinking dumb arse!"

I look like a fickin giant in that little azz boat!:coolcowboy:

boatman22 03-26-2010 01:03 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3075168)
Same day :).....

Funny chit:coolcowboy:

Rcolter 03-26-2010 01:52 PM

Its Friday!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDlf...E3D830CD5A0900

wstultz 03-26-2010 03:45 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3075609)

"Okay, give me a million dollars." :lolhit:

Trojan-man 03-26-2010 05:33 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3075411)
I look like a fickin giant in that little azz boat!:coolcowboy:

How does the saying go? "Fat Guy, little boat"....Tommy Boy...classic :lolhit::lolhit::lolhit:

wstultz 03-28-2010 09:55 PM

Great time at the crawfish boil. Good turn out and good food. Good job to all those that helped put it together. I even got to drive the "Ninja Boss" around and kill some mosquitos.:lolhit:


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