:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Wow! 10 full pages of BS today. It's almost like old times.

This chit is funny as phuck.
http://www.dontevenreply.com/all.php

I'm so good I think I figured ut how to beat myself:coolcowboy:

this is awesome..........

Original ad:
i am 17 years old and looking to buy my first car! if you have a good, cheap and reliable car for a student please let me know. thank you!
From Mike Anderson to ***********@*******.org

Hey there!

I saw your ad and have a great car for a young driver such as yourself. I am selling my beautiful 1992 Toyota Camry. This car is almost perfect. 148,342 miles on it. I need to go to Wawa tomorrow, so that mileage might change. I'm estimating it will be somewhere around 148,347 miles. If this is a problem, let me know and I will ride my bike to Wawa.

The car has a few MINOR problems but nothing too bad:

- The ashtray is stuck shut from when I accidentally spilled a beer on it. I think there is like $2 in change in there, so if you can open the ashtray, it's all yours.
- Due to a bad trip in Philly, I no longer have a radio. I run an old boom box through the cigarette lighter, however, and it sounds great. It is a 1986 Sony Cassette player. I'll throw in a Raffi cassette tape for an extra $10. The tape is Raffi in Concert with the Rise & Shine Band, and is an excellent album.
- The glovebox is locked and I lost the key to it, so it won't open. Unfortunately there was a tuna sandwich locked in there, and you can smell it in the car. It isn't that bad if you light some incense. I dropped a few sticks of incense between the seats, you can have them if you find em.
- The hood latch is broken and the hood will occasionally fly up and hit the windshield while driving. The windshield is currently cracked from the last time this happened, but the crack isn't that bad. In fact, it helps air out the stench of the tuna.
- Needs new front and rear brakes. The ones on there don't really stop, but if you give the emergency brake a good tug it should take care of everything.
- There is a hornets nest somewhere under the hood. I have no idea where. Occasionally a hornet will blow in through the air conditioning vent, but I will include a fly swatter above the visor.
- There is some blood on the passenger seat and all over the side of the door. If you are ever pulled over and the police ask about it, just tell them the previous owner hit a deer. Don't say who I am though.
- I bought the car from someone who replaced the original horn with a freight train horn. It is really loud and I don't recommend using it, I have caused several accidents with it.

Besides these problems, this is a great starter car for any young driver! I actually call it the "ladies mobile" because the chicks dig it.

I am asking $6000 for it, but am willing to negotiate.

Thanks,

Mike

From joey ******* to Me

hey thanks for the offer! $6000 sounds like a little much for that car. my dad only gave me a $4000 budget, would you be willing to take that?

From Mike Anderson to joey ********
Son, you obviously have no experience in buying vehicles. When I said I was willing to negotiate, I meant I was willing to take more money for the car if you wanted to give it to me. Minimum is $6,000. Talk to your dad, and he will tell you that this car is a once-in-a-lifetime deal. He'll be pissed if he saw that you passed this up.

Mike

From joey ******* to Me

What the hell is wrong with you? That car is a piece of ****! Stop e-mailing my son, you moron.

Happy Bday spk1!!!

Is fathers day this sunday?

i can't beleive that I read the whole thing, but it is funny chit.

yes

happy old day spk1

Happy b-day wanker!!!:party-smiley-020::cheer::party-smiley-051:

Ha you called him a Wanker!!!

Happy Birfday!! I'm sure you are sittin with some good company strippers celebrating.

Happy B Day Spk1:coolcowboy:

Did any of you guys have problems with the invite for the next event I sent out last night.

Perry said he didn't get the attachmant and Potter said he never got it??

Just seing if it is isolated, or I did something wrong when I sent it out.

I got it.

I received it, do you not have spell check? Feel free to never bust my balls again on spelling....:party-smiley-004::lolhit:

maybe they don't have MS Word.

I got it

Thanks for the birthday wishes guys,, Im off to Nassau in the morning for a little R&R from all this R&R, :evilb:.

Happy b-day spick:party-smiley-020::flag::bigbird:

be safe buddy.....

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJJeMbFri7w[/YOUTUBE]

has this video been posted in the last 29k post???

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G2SqhlNdF0&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

Yeah, I was a huge fan! I watched the video. Funny stuff - look at the sun set in the back ground. It goes up and down, closer - farther, and then a bank appears and then disappears. LMAO!!!!

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi..._id=24304&url=

This is a bad mofo even with the work needed.

http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/2000.../United-States

This guy is going to be jerked off all morning after this post!!!!!

Wow. That's a big a$$ cat.

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi..._id=75034&url=

It is also listed with power for 329k

Please note the four big blocks in lines..... Bad azzzzzzzz

Look like V-12's to me.

I think you are right after looking at the exhaust. I just saw the two valve covers a side and had to go get a wet wipe:drink:

I concur. What are the lottery numbers for sat night?

good eye.....:coolcowboy:

Funny stuff

if trojan man wants a 29, this is the one to get

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o29538-en.html

Yeah because that boat is worth $50K....not!

Prices are just starting points.

True that, but I doubt he would take the $20K that he would be offered.

And you guys call me the lowballer? :bsflag:

That's not a low ball. That is all those 29's are worth, I don't care what engine it has in it. Plus, I'm not interested in one and I haven't called the guy 17 times insulting his mother.:evilb:

That's what I told your brother actually, but he thinks they are worth more than that.

Then they are....to him.

If you don't chew big red, FU(K YOU!