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On Time 07-28-2010 10:57 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3169801)
NO. Something a little lighter. :bong:

You can get the legal organically grown stuff at High Times now for a little longer at slightly higher than the street prices for the "import'. It has been made illegal in several countries now and will be made illegal here too almost for sure the next time Congress meets.

Stock up now.

jeff1000man 07-28-2010 11:04 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3169811)
http://search.har.com/engine/131-Par...AR78532617.htm

This would be a cool local house with a huge man cave for T Bone. Not on the water but moving would be easy. probably very flexable on price.

That is pretty sweet.

jeff1000man 07-28-2010 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3169813)
You can get the legal organically grown stuff at High Times now for a little longer at slightly higher than the street prices for the "import'. It has been made illegal in several countries now and will be made illegal here too almost for sure the next time Congress meets.

Stock up now.

I ws really joking. Have fun in the land of the overvalued Euro.

On Time 07-28-2010 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3169819)
I was really joking. Have fun in the land of the overvalued Euro.

Well maybe but this is true!! Actually an attorney told me this.

The exchange rate is actually pretty good right now. Here's where we are going. My cousin has a waterfront lakehouse.

This is the biggest freshwater lake in Europe.

http://www.hungarian-sea.com/

bigandy 07-28-2010 09:52 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3169811)
http://search.har.com/engine/131-Par...AR78532617.htm

This would be a cool local house with a huge man cave for T Bone. Not on the water but moving would be easy. probably very flexable on price.

i have the largest golf course lot in april sound... 1 acre?? twice as big as that lot... i thought tbone wanted to be in the woodlands??? besides 4 panels on the garage door... no boat gonna fit in there??? :evilb: wuts upp with aquapooloooza ???

joew. 07-29-2010 09:33 AM

Does anyone need two twin box springs that make a king box spring and a king/queen bed frame? Less then a year old. We purchased a new bed that does not require the above. If you want it, come and get it. If nobody wants it then I am setting everything on the curb.

joew. 07-29-2010 09:34 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3170390)
i have the largest golf course lot in april sound... 1 acre?? twice as big as that lot... i thought tbone wanted to be in the woodlands??? besides 4 panels on the garage door... no boat gonna fit in there??? :evilb: wuts upp with aquapooloooza ???

Not sure about the aqualotsapeopleaaa. I know the mainship is getting a bath this weekend before anyone confuses it with the houthboat:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 07-29-2010 10:13 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3170659)
Not sure about the aqualotsapeopleaaa. I know the mainship is getting a bath this weekend before anyone confuses it with the houthboat:coolcowboy:

Don't worry. It does not have a green chit geiser erupting from the deck. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 07-29-2010 10:14 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3170657)
Does anyone need two twin box springs that make a king box spring and a king/queen bed frame? Less then a year old. We purchased a new bed that does not require the above. If you want it, come and get it. If nobody wants it then I am setting everything on the curb.

Damn. In the house a year and all ready wearing out the furniture. Ya'll need a hobby.

joew. 07-29-2010 10:16 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3170696)
Damn. In the house a year and all ready wearing out the furniture. Ya'll need a hobby.

My hobby is wearing out the furniture:drink:

tomtbone1993 07-29-2010 10:58 AM

Lake to host AquaPalooza

Aquapalooza




AquaPalooza, a free boat-in live music event, will be from 1 p.m. to midnight on Lake Conroe at The Palms Marina, located at 11880 Anchorage Marina Road, off FM 830. The bands Roseville and Modoc will perform. For information and registration, visit aquapalooza.com.
By Nancy Flake
Updated: 07.28.10
Officials expect at least 1,000 people on hundreds of boats to float into The Palms Marina on Lake Conroe Saturday for AquaPalooza, a live music concert and party.

But law enforcement will be keeping a close eye on AquaPalooza attendees to make sure there are no major accidents on the lake, said Assistant District Attorney Warren Diepraam, who heads the Vehicular Crimes Unit for the Montgomery County District Attorney’s Office.

Law enforcement, the DA’s Office and County Court-at-Law 3 Judge Patrice McDonald will be working together during a no-refusal boating while intoxicated program Saturday at the lake, Diepraam said.
Created by Sea Ray, a manufacturer of small pleasure craft, AquaPalooza is “the world’s largest on-water celebration,” according to Sea Ray’s website, held annually at more than 100 locations worldwide during the last two weekends of July.

This year’s AquaPalooza “signature event,” featuring country star Brad Paisley, was the weekend of July 10 on Lake Travis, near Austin. About 40,000 people attended, said Skip Pillsbury, sales manager of MarineMax at Lake Conroe, one of the local event’s major sponsors.

There were no major injuries from the event, but news reports state that 47 arrests were made, with 14 for boating while intoxicated and six for driving while intoxicated.

“Texas Parks and Wildlife will have 25 officers to work the lake,” Diepraam said of the local AquaPalooza, adding that the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office and Precinct 1 Constable’s Office Marine Division are expected to help patrol.

The Houston Police Department will have one of its BAT-mobiles – a mobile unit that enables immediate results of blood alcohol tests – stationed in the area, Diepraam said.

During a no refusal program, drivers – of land vehicles or boats – suspected of being intoxicated and who refuse to take field sobriety or breathalyzer tests are subject to blood alcohol tests. McDonald will be available Saturday to sign warrants as needed for blood alcohol tests.

There have been three drowning deaths in Lake Conroe this year, all since May 23.

The most recent victim was Augusta Marie Newmeyer, 23, whose body was recovered two days after she jumped off a party barge July 5.

Newmeyer told friends on the boat she was going to try to swim to shore. Witnesses stated they watched her swim toward the Walden Yacht Club for about 20 yards before they could not see her anymore.

Autopsy reports from the Dallas County Medical Examiner are not in yet, an official in the office of Precinct 2 Justice of the Peace Trey Spikes said.

All AquaPalooza events are free and open to the public, but attendees can only get to the event by boat. Land access to The Palms Marina, located at 11880 Anchorage Marina Road, off FM 830, will be closed during AquaPalooza.

So far, 250 boats have signed up to attend AquaPalooza on Lake Conroe, which will be from 1 p.m. to midnight. To register, go to Aquapalooza.com.

The band Roseville, which has a song on the current Texas music charts, will perform from 1:30-3:30 p.m. Modoc, a Nashville, Tenn.-based rock group, will perform at 4 p.m.

A disc jockey will play music from 7-9 p.m.; and then at 9 p.m., a 34-foot inflatable movie screen will show “Ace Ventura.”

“It’s huge,” Pillsbury said. “It’s a boat-in theater.”

AquaPalooza also will feature a designated swimming site, and there will be two barges stationed on the water, one with barbecue and drinks and the other with porta-potties.

AquaPalooza organizers are “reminding everyone to boat safely,” Pillsbury said. “It’s pretty well organized. We’re looking forward to a fun, safe event.”

“Hopefully, our people get the message,” Diepraam said. “Party smart.”

Nancy Flake can be reached at [email protected].

jeff1000man 07-29-2010 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3170746)
Lake to host AquaPalooza

Aquapalooza




AquaPalooza, a free boat-in live music event, will be from 1 p.m. to midnight on Lake Conroe at The Palms Marina, located at 11880 Anchorage Marina Road, off FM 830. The bands Roseville and Modoc will perform. For information and registration, visit aquapalooza.com.
By Nancy Flake
Updated: 07.28.10
Officials expect at least 1,000 people on hundreds of boats to float into The Palms Marina on Lake Conroe Saturday for AquaPalooza, a live music concert and party.

But law enforcement will be keeping a close eye on AquaPalooza attendees to make sure there are no major accidents on the lake, said Assistant District Attorney Warren Diepraam, who heads the Vehicular Crimes Unit for the Montgomery County District Attorney’s Office.

Law enforcement, the DA’s Office and County Court-at-Law 3 Judge Patrice McDonald will be working together during a no-refusal boating while intoxicated program Saturday at the lake, Diepraam said.
Created by Sea Ray, a manufacturer of small pleasure craft, AquaPalooza is “the world’s largest on-water celebration,” according to Sea Ray’s website, held annually at more than 100 locations worldwide during the last two weekends of July.

This year’s AquaPalooza “signature event,” featuring country star Brad Paisley, was the weekend of July 10 on Lake Travis, near Austin. About 40,000 people attended, said Skip Pillsbury, sales manager of MarineMax at Lake Conroe, one of the local event’s major sponsors.

There were no major injuries from the event, but news reports state that 47 arrests were made, with 14 for boating while intoxicated and six for driving while intoxicated.

“Texas Parks and Wildlife will have 25 officers to work the lake,” Diepraam said of the local AquaPalooza, adding that the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office and Precinct 1 Constable’s Office Marine Division are expected to help patrol.

The Houston Police Department will have one of its BAT-mobiles – a mobile unit that enables immediate results of blood alcohol tests – stationed in the area, Diepraam said.

During a no refusal program, drivers – of land vehicles or boats – suspected of being intoxicated and who refuse to take field sobriety or breathalyzer tests are subject to blood alcohol tests. McDonald will be available Saturday to sign warrants as needed for blood alcohol tests.

There have been three drowning deaths in Lake Conroe this year, all since May 23.

The most recent victim was Augusta Marie Newmeyer, 23, whose body was recovered two days after she jumped off a party barge July 5.

Newmeyer told friends on the boat she was going to try to swim to shore. Witnesses stated they watched her swim toward the Walden Yacht Club for about 20 yards before they could not see her anymore.

Autopsy reports from the Dallas County Medical Examiner are not in yet, an official in the office of Precinct 2 Justice of the Peace Trey Spikes said.

All AquaPalooza events are free and open to the public, but attendees can only get to the event by boat. Land access to The Palms Marina, located at 11880 Anchorage Marina Road, off FM 830, will be closed during AquaPalooza.

So far, 250 boats have signed up to attend AquaPalooza on Lake Conroe, which will be from 1 p.m. to midnight. To register, go to Aquapalooza.com.

The band Roseville, which has a song on the current Texas music charts, will perform from 1:30-3:30 p.m. Modoc, a Nashville, Tenn.-based rock group, will perform at 4 p.m.

A disc jockey will play music from 7-9 p.m.; and then at 9 p.m., a 34-foot inflatable movie screen will show “Ace Ventura.”

“It’s huge,” Pillsbury said. “It’s a boat-in theater.”

AquaPalooza also will feature a designated swimming site, and there will be two barges stationed on the water, one with barbecue and drinks and the other with porta-potties.

AquaPalooza organizers are “reminding everyone to boat safely,” Pillsbury said. “It’s pretty well organized. We’re looking forward to a fun, safe event.”

“Hopefully, our people get the message,” Diepraam said. “Party smart.”

Nancy Flake can be reached at [email protected].

Sounds like a good weekend to work on boats on trailers. This event sounds like a good time for the tourists.

On Time 07-29-2010 12:28 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3170768)
Sounds like a good weekend to work on boats on trailers. This event sounds like a good time for the tourists.

Sounds like a mess.:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 07-29-2010 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3170390)
i have the largest golf course lot in april sound... 1 acre?? twice as big as that lot... i thought tbone wanted to be in the woodlands??? besides 4 panels on the garage door... no boat gonna fit in there??? :evilb: wuts upp with aquapooloooza ???

I have already signed a contract with the same company that built the april sound guard shack, it only took 6 months and 50K ........

jeff1000man 07-29-2010 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3170805)
I have already signed a contract with the same company that built the april sound guard shack, it only took 6 months and 50K ........

That is a McDonald home :evilb:

BY U BOY 07-29-2010 09:55 PM

Vacation was good,not long enough but good. Had to save my nephew from drowning last night but other than that pretty relaxing.

jeff1000man 07-29-2010 10:23 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3171236)
Vacation was good,not long enough but good. Had to save my nephew from drowning last night but other than that pretty relaxing.

You mean there's more than one person on this earth that can drown in the shallow end of the kiddie pool???? :eek::evilb::lolhit:

jeff1000man 07-29-2010 10:30 PM

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Progress has been made in the last couple days. Interior is out. Engines are out. Getting things cleaned up and parts lists made for rigging pieces. Starboard engine is on the test stand and ready for wiring and remaining plumbing and test run. The come apart so easy, but a couple more weeks of days like the last 2 and there might accidentaly be a boat running.

oh, and PS, Magnum is sold again. Keep the fingers crossed.

Rcolter 07-30-2010 10:19 AM

Where can I buy an Idle Air Control Valve for my boat? I know one of you probably got one laying around.

jeff1000man 07-30-2010 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3171515)
Where can I buy an Idle Air Control Valve for my boat? I know one of you probably got one laying around.

There is a brand new one in the cabin on the Sea Ray. I think Mike ordered 2 of them when he ordered mine. You can order a new one and take mine, or see if Mike has the extra still.

jeff1000man 07-30-2010 10:34 AM

http://www.keitheickert.com/p-14265-...34-length.aspx

These are cool. Just think how much money you can save by not having to buy all the extra lines and filter mounts and crap. And they mount conveniently out of the way.

BY U BOY 07-30-2010 01:48 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3171258)
You mean there's more than one person on this earth that can drown in the shallow end of the kiddie pool???? :eek::evilb::lolhit:

? Cameron wasn't there:evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 07-30-2010 06:42 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3171684)
? Cameron wasn't there:evilb::evilb:

He uses the gay spelling Kemron :evilb:

bigandy 07-30-2010 09:45 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3170805)
I have already signed a contract with the same company that built the april sound guard shack, it only took 6 months and 50K ........

haha... he told everyone he did it for advertising and he did it for COST???? but he doesnt have a sign anywhere and i tell all his contractors i would have had it done in 2 weeks just to show off.....

it took them almost two weeks to do the dirt work and build the pad :)

bigandy 07-30-2010 09:49 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3171862)
He uses the gay spelling Kemron :evilb:

no no no!!! its Cumonmyfaceron but since he is a french fried american the "onmyface" is silent... no shiat i seen his driver license and the funniest thing is the picture is just his eyes and up, i guess the camera doesnt go low enough and they used all the phone books to get buy u girl in his picture :) :coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 07-31-2010 09:32 AM

10-year-old boy airlifted after lake tubing accident

By Matt Stephens
Updated: 07.30.10
A Mexican national and his 10-year-old son underwent surgery for leg injuries Friday afternoon after the two were struck by a boat propeller while tubing in Lake Conroe.

Sgt. Randy Sanson, of the Precinct 1 Constable Marine Division, said Hector Cardenas, 49, and his son were “stable, conscious and alert” on their way to Memorial Hermann–Texas Medical Center in Houston for surgery. The son was flown by medical helicopter, while Cardenas was transported by ground ambulance.

Cardenas, who owns a summer home in April Sound, was tubing with his son by a creek near April Sound, Sanson said. Cardenas’ daughter, Margarita Inez Cardenas, 20, was operating the boat, with her father and brother tubing behind it.

When Margarita Cardenas was trying to put the 19-foot 1981 Wellcraft Bowrider in neutral, the throttle stuck. She attempted to pull back, accidentally putting the boat in reverse and backing over her father and the boy, Sanson said.

The Precinct 1 Marine Division got the call sometime between 2 p.m. and 2:30 p.m., Sanson said.

Seven family members were on the boat, including the father and son. After driving to shore, a family member drove Hector Cardenas and his son to the Lake Area Urgent Care Clinic on Texas 105, near Blue Heron Bay in Montgomery. Both were treated and then transported to the Houston hospital, Sanson said.

Cardenas suffered a lower left leg injury, while one of his son’s legs was injured from the waistline down the entire leg, Sanson said. He did not know the severity of the injuries.

Sanson said Margarita Cardenas has less than 100 hours of experience driving boats. She passed a field sobriety test and no alcohol was found on the boat.

The Montgomery County District Attorney’s Office was contacted about the incident, but no charges will be filed at this time, according to law enforcement.

tomtbone1993 07-31-2010 09:41 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3171931)
haha... he told everyone he did it for advertising and he did it for COST???? but he doesnt have a sign anywhere and i tell all his contractors i would have had it done in 2 weeks just to show off.....

it took them almost two weeks to do the dirt work and build the pad :)

who built it?

jeff1000man 07-31-2010 10:57 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3172109)
10-year-old boy airlifted after lake tubing accident

By Matt Stephens
Updated: 07.30.10
A Mexican national and his 10-year-old son underwent surgery for leg injuries Friday afternoon after the two were struck by a boat propeller while tubing in Lake Conroe.

Sgt. Randy Sanson, of the Precinct 1 Constable Marine Division, said Hector Cardenas, 49, and his son were “stable, conscious and alert” on their way to Memorial Hermann–Texas Medical Center in Houston for surgery. The son was flown by medical helicopter, while Cardenas was transported by ground ambulance.

Cardenas, who owns a summer home in April Sound, was tubing with his son by a creek near April Sound, Sanson said. Cardenas’ daughter, Margarita Inez Cardenas, 20, was operating the boat, with her father and brother tubing behind it.

When Margarita Cardenas was trying to put the 19-foot 1981 Wellcraft Bowrider in neutral, the throttle stuck. She attempted to pull back, accidentally putting the boat in reverse and backing over her father and the boy, Sanson said.

The Precinct 1 Marine Division got the call sometime between 2 p.m. and 2:30 p.m., Sanson said.

Seven family members were on the boat, including the father and son. After driving to shore, a family member drove Hector Cardenas and his son to the Lake Area Urgent Care Clinic on Texas 105, near Blue Heron Bay in Montgomery. Both were treated and then transported to the Houston hospital, Sanson said.

Cardenas suffered a lower left leg injury, while one of his son’s legs was injured from the waistline down the entire leg, Sanson said. He did not know the severity of the injuries.

Sanson said Margarita Cardenas has less than 100 hours of experience driving boats. She passed a field sobriety test and no alcohol was found on the boat.

The Montgomery County District Attorney’s Office was contacted about the incident, but no charges will be filed at this time, according to law enforcement.

That sucks. Where were the Game Wardens giving driving tests?

BY U BOY 07-31-2010 10:23 PM

Wow very sad,atleast they are still alive.

BY U BOY 08-01-2010 01:13 PM

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Well damage is worse than I thought:angry-smiley-038:
Crank is in 2 pieces,rods are bent,2 pistons are toast and I need a better cam. Other than that eveything looks good:rolleyes::hitfan::hitfan:

jeff1000man 08-01-2010 09:56 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3172569)
Well damage is worse than I thought:angry-smiley-038:
Crank is in 2 pieces,rods are bent,2 pistons are toast and I need a better cam. Other than that eveything looks good:rolleyes::hitfan::hitfan:

I can fix that. Just quit being a ***** and drink more whisky

BY U BOY 08-01-2010 10:15 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3172851)
I can fix that. Just quit being a ***** and drink more whisky

got any Makers:grinser010:

wstultz 08-02-2010 11:03 AM

How was Aquapalooza from you monkies that went?

joew. 08-02-2010 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3173121)
How was Aquapalooza from you monkies that went?

I wish I knew. I had the benefit of hauling hay on the hottest day of the year.

In other new, here is a 42 that spends more time in the storage the T Bones:evilb:

wstultz 08-02-2010 03:27 PM

Who all is going to Key West this year? It is fast approaching. What's the best/cheapest way to get there? Fly straight in, fly to lauderdale or miami and rent a car, or fly somewhere like Cape Coral and take the ferry?

mba1620 08-02-2010 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3171862)
He uses the gay spelling Kemron :evilb:

Its spelled "Kamron" you worthless no girl getting SOB. Your single status on facebook shouldnt say "single" It should say :single forever.":coolcowboy:



Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3171935)
no no no!!! its Cumonmyfaceron but since he is a french fried american the "onmyface" is silent... no shiat i seen his driver license and the funniest thing is the picture is just his eyes and up, i guess the camera doesnt go low enough and they used all the phone books to get buy u girl in his picture :) :coolcowboy:

Who needs your comment you fata$$ LOAD

Remember Fat Drunk and Stupid is no way to get through life.:coolcowboy:

mba1620 08-02-2010 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3173279)
Who all is going to Key West this year? It is fast approaching. What's the best/cheapest way to get there? Fly straight in, fly to lauderdale or miami and rent a car, or fly somewhere like Cape Coral and take the ferry?


I am making the trip and probably going to bring the boat depending on crew to split some of the expense:drink:

joew. 08-02-2010 04:00 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3173279)
Who all is going to Key West this year? It is fast approaching. What's the best/cheapest way to get there? Fly straight in, fly to lauderdale or miami and rent a car, or fly somewhere like Cape Coral and take the ferry?

The cheapest way is a mini van and six people from Fort Lauderdale in my opinion.
I am planing on going. I want to stay in a shack next to the westin and watch the races from your room while I drink your beer and eat your pizza.

tomtbone1993 08-02-2010 05:55 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3173143)
I wish I knew. I had the benefit of hauling hay on the hottest day of the year.

In other new, here is a 42 that spends more time in the storage the T Bones:evilb:

don't let it bother you to much....i am sure is was hot on the golf course since that is where you farther n law was.....


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbk81X6WHA4[/YOUTUBE]

boatman22 08-03-2010 06:00 AM

Damn it tbone...now i can't get that song out of my mind...:eek:


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