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wstultz 03-24-2011 11:17 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3358600)
you rename yours "barn ornament" or "the reason my car doesnt fit in the garage" and i will rename mine :)

Mine has hit the water several times in the last few months I've owned it. It is now going to be a barn ornament though, since it has been shredded into eleventy million pieces, but will hopefully be whole again soon. Sitting in the water rotting does not constitute use Knuckles.

tomtbone1993 03-24-2011 11:28 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3358608)
Yeah, that is f-ing nasty.....

what is the storage increase....bigandy speaks of??? did you see such a thing???:lolhit::evilb:

jeff1000man 03-24-2011 11:28 AM

2 pages of BS I missed today. Good work.

jeff1000man 03-24-2011 11:34 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3358617)
what is the storage increase....bigandy speaks of??? did you see such a thing???:lolhit::evilb:

:evilb::bsflag::evilb:

spk1 03-24-2011 11:35 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3358540)
Agreed on the visit in the near future. You let me know when and I will be there. I know yours is quite abit different on the stern, etc. Just thought it was cool.

Palm Beach boat show is this weekend, and I have a two day hall pass.

tomtbone1993 03-24-2011 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3358626)
Palm Beach boat show is this weekend, and I have a two day hall pass.

great to hear at 11:35am on Thursday prior to the weekend....let me see if I can get the jet fueled up in time....:coolcowboy:

bigandy 03-24-2011 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3358617)
what is the storage increase....bigandy speaks of??? did you see such a thing???:lolhit::evilb:

i say it in jest as dave is entitiled to charge whatever he wants to charge but i normally throw away the bill as it is auto drafted but i noticed the envelope yesterday was heavy and it contained extra papers. im to lazy to scan but basically it was pertaining to a rate increase... joe probably has no rent so therefore a 10% rate increase is still 0... joews only expense in boating is the beer, some sweat equity and attorneys fees i cant believe he is selling :evilb:

spk1 03-24-2011 11:42 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3358555)
That is funny because, he gave me a radar then sold it on craigslist!:grinser010:

He missed the part about how I delivered it within one block of his house, protected it through two hurricanes, and then he buys a raymarine radar for the mainship, lol, but Im pretty sure I asked before I sold it, if I didnt then my bad. But Raymarine? come onnn, hehehe. But that is almost as bad as having him wash my boat for two months, fix my boat, then sell the truck I promised him to a stranger off the street. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 03-24-2011 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3358629)
great to hear at 11:35am on Thursday prior to the weekend....let me see if I can get the jet fueled up in time....:coolcowboy:

Thanks for beating me to that one. :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 03-24-2011 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3358635)
He missed the part about how I delivered it within one block of his house, protected it through two hurricanes, and then he buys a raymarine radar for the mainship, lol, but Im pretty sure I asked before I sold it, if I didnt then my bad. But Raymarine? come onnn, hehehe. But that is almost as bad as having him wash my boat for two months, fix my boat, then sell the truck I promised him to a stranger off the street. :party-smiley-004:

Part one is FURUNO, but part 2 is funny :lolhit:

tomtbone1993 03-24-2011 11:46 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3358631)
i say it in jest as dave is entitiled to charge whatever he wants to charge but i normally throw away the bill as it is auto drafted but i noticed the envelope yesterday was heavy and it contained extra papers. im to lazy to scan but basically it was pertaining to a rate increase... joe probably has no rent so therefore a 10% rate increase is still 0... joews only expense in boating is the beer, some sweat equity and attorneys fees i cant believe he is selling :evilb:

some guys never learn intill its to late....:)

tomtbone1993 03-24-2011 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3358635)
But that is almost as bad as having him wash my boat for two months, fix my boat, then sell the truck I promised him to a stranger off the street. :party-smiley-004:

phucking awesome......:party-smiley-004::lolhit:

wstultz 03-24-2011 11:57 AM

With Friends like these.........................Go fu(k Yourself.

bigandy 03-24-2011 12:00 PM

poor joe :) i will be drinking about life this afternoon at various establishments on the lake if anyone would like to partake... starting now

jeff1000man 03-24-2011 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3358654)
poor joe :) i will be drinking about life this afternoon at various establishments on the lake if anyone would like to partake... starting now

Very good sir. :drink:

spk1 03-24-2011 12:08 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3358639)
Part one is FURUNO, but part 2 is funny :lolhit:

He scratched the anchor I gave to him any how. :evilb:

spk1 03-24-2011 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3358629)
great to hear at 11:35am on Thursday prior to the weekend....let me see if I can get the jet fueled up in time....:coolcowboy:

A private jet would be cheaper than working on ur rig this weekend. :party-smiley-004:

spk1 03-24-2011 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3358650)
With Friends like these.........................Go fu(k Yourself.

I never know what he's doingg back there!

tomtbone1993 03-24-2011 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3358666)
A private jet would be cheaper than working on ur rig this weekend. :party-smiley-004:

wow......wow.....thats is so true...thanks for putting it in perspective for me. might even get to join the mile high club

spk1 03-24-2011 12:24 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3358565)
the full service marina i keep it in hasnt had a working shiat pump in three years and the first time they ran it this year some asswhole had so much old man ball hair and whiskey piss in his holding tank that he burned the brand new pump up. i have a toilet full to the brim with shiat water cause some dumb fuq whore put a tampon in my toilet at the last poker run i attended and until i can pump it out the boat aint moving... it bad enough when my beer spills but it down right stinks when the toilet over flows... maybe ill just open the valves and let the problem take care of itself ( it might even kill the spiders )

or maybe the 10% storage price increase "thank you for your business" in this horrible economy is to cover the cost of a new pump sufficient to deal with the remnants of the debouchery that happens in said establishment :)


Now that is some funny shyt, lol :eek:

spk1 03-24-2011 12:33 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3358629)
great to hear at 11:35am on Thursday prior to the weekend....let me see if I can get the jet fueled up in time....:coolcowboy:

Let me rephrase that in terms tbone can understand.

Its is 11:35 Oclock on thursday, and that is the hand we have been dealt. This is bad and it is happening right now. :evilb:

spk1 03-24-2011 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3358669)
wow......wow.....thats is so true...thanks for putting it in perspective for me. might even get to join the mile high club

Now your talkin! :coolcowboy:

joew. 03-24-2011 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3358617)
what is the storage increase....bigandy speaks of??? did you see such a thing???:lolhit::evilb:

No increase here:drink:

tomtbone1993 03-24-2011 12:37 PM

found this old Gem in April Sound Last night.....

http://search.har.com/engine/130-Har...AR45058034.htm

joew. 03-24-2011 12:39 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3358631)
i say it in jest as dave is entitiled to charge whatever he wants to charge but i normally throw away the bill as it is auto drafted but i noticed the envelope yesterday was heavy and it contained extra papers. im to lazy to scan but basically it was pertaining to a rate increase... joe probably has no rent so therefore a 10% rate increase is still 0... joews only expense in boating is the beer, some sweat equity and attorneys fees i cant believe he is selling :evilb:

I think you have me confused with Milstead storage:kiss:

joew. 03-24-2011 12:40 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3358635)
He missed the part about how I delivered it within one block of his house, protected it through two hurricanes, and then he buys a raymarine radar for the mainship, lol, but Im pretty sure I asked before I sold it, if I didnt then my bad. But Raymarine? come onnn, hehehe. But that is almost as bad as having him wash my boat for two months, fix my boat, then sell the truck I promised him to a stranger off the street. :party-smiley-004:

It is lowrance which is even worse. But it spins like I wanted so who gives a chit!!! You know the facts are never important when it comes to a good ball bustin!

tomtbone1993 03-24-2011 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3358690)
I think you have me confused with Milstead storage:kiss:

no Milstead wants his whole payment not just a 10% bump....:party-smiley-004:

joew. 03-24-2011 12:44 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3358654)
poor joe :) i will be drinking about life this afternoon at various establishments on the lake if anyone would like to partake... starting now

A video comes to mind as I sit at work, etc:evilb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYsYCfKOvuI

joew. 03-24-2011 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3358626)
Palm Beach boat show is this weekend, and I have a two day hall pass.

I might just buy the tickets and call your bluff. I can hear it now........Lets go it will be awesome, I just need to blah, blah, f-ing Rob got a new ride, wtf this, blah see you next time!

The end:evilb:

jeff1000man 03-24-2011 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3358699)
A video comes to mind as I sit at work, etc:evilb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYsYCfKOvuI

That is awesome. multiplied by eleventy :coolcowboy:

joew. 03-24-2011 02:48 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...99590635988578

Our problems are over!

wstultz 03-24-2011 03:33 PM

There will be drinking and engine pulling at my house tonight. Although, engines are already pretty much pulled. Correction....There will be beer drinking and talk about pulling engines and "What I would have done if I was you......".

spk1 03-24-2011 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3358706)
I might just buy the tickets and call your bluff. I can hear it now........Lets go it will be awesome, I just need to blah, blah, f-ing Rob got a new ride, wtf this, blah see you next time!

The end:evilb:

LOL, All the other times its been a bluff, but this weekend I have a bonified, get out of jail free card, Im babysitting a sick step daughter as we speak,, you know thats worth pure gold! lol Yesterday, I covered the dentist visit, as well as dinner out, did softball all last weekend, and even a trip to home depot and bed bath and beyond. I am Mario on Star power this weekend Baby!!! :evilb: :evilb:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlN3ezDpqkM

wstultz 03-24-2011 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3358849)
LOL, All the other times its been a bluff, but this weekend I have a bonified, get out of jail free card, Im babysitting a sick step daughter as we speak,, you know thats worth pure gold! lol Yesterday, I covered the dentist visit, as well as dinner out, did softball all last weekend, and even a trip to home depot and bed bath and beyond. I am Mario on Star power this weekend Baby!!! :evilb: :evilb:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlN3ezDpqkM

Wow. I can't wait. It sounds like life only gets better.:drink:

spk1 03-24-2011 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3358851)
Wow. I can't wait. It sounds like life only gets better.:drink:

get that apache before you get a kid, cause softball practice puts one hell of a dent in your boating time, lol

tomtbone1993 03-24-2011 05:07 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3358866)
get that apache before you get a kid, cause softball practice puts one hell of a dent in your boating time, lol

so does a job.....but most of you phuckers know nothing about that....:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 03-24-2011 05:55 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3358911)
so does a job.....but most of you phuckers know nothing about that....:coolcowboy:

Actually NOT having a job will do that as well. :lolhit:

spk1 03-24-2011 07:16 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3358911)
so does a job.....but most of you phuckers know nothing about that....:coolcowboy:

A job aint nothin but work! :evilb:

joew. 03-25-2011 09:38 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3358849)
LOL, All the other times its been a bluff, but this weekend I have a bonified, get out of jail free card, Im babysitting a sick step daughter as we speak,, you know thats worth pure gold! lol Yesterday, I covered the dentist visit, as well as dinner out, did softball all last weekend, and even a trip to home depot and bed bath and beyond. I am Mario on Star power this weekend Baby!!! :evilb: :evilb:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlN3ezDpqkM

Nicely done on the Mario post.

joew. 03-25-2011 09:39 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3358851)
Wow. I can't wait. It sounds like life only gets better.:drink:

Are the engines pulled?


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