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Old 08-27-2007 | 02:53 PM
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Yeah, who was that throw down girl? She was pretty cute. I will change the score to

Islander - 1

I thought John was gonna close that deal down for a little side action.


Thanks again for the advice on how to remove the Lake Conroe scum line yesterday. I never would have figured that out on my own......
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Old 08-27-2007 | 02:55 PM
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So you are going to leave your boat in Clear Lake over Labor Day weekend? I would have JoeW. contact inland for you.....
Not sure i need to call mc clain and see what there schedule is like and when they can get me in. Don't worry i will not be boatless for labor day. knock on wood
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Old 08-27-2007 | 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
Thanks again for the advice on how to remove the Lake Conroe scum line yesterday. I never would have figured that out on my own......
Now you are just being a smart ass
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Old 08-27-2007 | 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
Now you are just being a smart ass
nnnnaaaaaa ........you think????
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Old 08-27-2007 | 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
If I pull down my shorts you will think I am BLACK. Big enough to get the job done.
Yes Jeff your "Big status" is very well know around town since so many of your ladies? have been pleasured by the "Tuna Killer" So what is your secret? You must tell.
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Old 08-27-2007 | 03:35 PM
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Yes Jeff your "Big status" is very well know around town since so many of your ladies? have been pleasured by the "Tuna Killer" So what is your secret? You must tell.
I'd watch out if I were you.....There ain't gonna be no BBQ at Jeff's party!!!! Just a $hit load of Jeff's Special Homemade Tuna Salad sandwiches!






What the hell did he do to the celery ??????
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Old 08-27-2007 | 03:43 PM
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I'd watch out if I were you.....There ain't gonna be no BBQ at Jeff's party!!!! Just a $hit load of Jeff's Special Homemade Tuna Salad sandwiches!






What the hell did he do to the celery ??????
Special "man"aise in the tuna salad.
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Old 08-27-2007 | 03:43 PM
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Yes Jeff your "Big status" is very well know around town since so many of your ladies? have been pleasured by the "Tuna Killer" So what is your secret? You must tell.
Instead of little boy T-shirts to make my arms look bigger, I use smaller condums. It has the same effect.

You must have been doing a good job with Kimber, since she had to go find a bigger man
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Old 08-27-2007 | 03:52 PM
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Good reason for puchasing extra liabilty coverage.

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/article/8695
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Old 08-27-2007 | 04:02 PM
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Instead of little boy T-shirts to make my arms look bigger, I use smaller condums. It has the same effect.

You must have been doing a good job with Kimber, since she had to go find a bigger man


Condoms???? Are you talking these????
These will help you look bigger and give you some protection too. Just hope you can unroll it all!
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