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BY U BOY 08-30-2007 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2254024)
It will be like the TOPPS run earlier this year. You pull your cards at the last stop. It seems to me that it is easier for everyone to just show up and pull their cards and put them on the boards. How could it get any easier than that?

Ok got it.

wstultz 08-30-2007 10:30 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2254024)
It will be like the TOPPS run earlier this year. You pull your cards at the last stop. It seems to me that it is easier for everyone to just show up and pull their cards and put them on the boards. How could it get any easier than that?


Telepathy

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2253983)
1st of all i dont need you to give me props, i have about a dozen of them.

second i was just trying to help you, you are right it doesnt say you can buy 5 cards but it doesnt say you cant either. you should set the game up to be fun for everyone not just the guy with the most cash and rules should cover all the bases so there is no problems, remember you are combining pride, money, alcohol, and many small penises in the same event.

i really just want all of you to have fun because thats what two monkeys moving will be doing this weekend, and i dont want you messing up my great Outlaw poker run idea because i want to have more when i get back.

Combining hands is stopped with envelopes or writing the number of the hand on the card as it is pulled. but whatever dont listen to anything i say, make it as complicated as you like and then lie awake at night and wonder why every else gets laid and you ruin two pair of socks a day

and for the record, i will always be that "as_hole" and i didnt think anything i typed was gibberish, helpful maybe, entertaining definately!!

Happy Labor day fockers!

It doesn't have to say you can't buy 5 extra cards because mathmatically it would only be possible if there were so few hands that we were only using 1 deck. The more hands and decks we have in play, the less of an opportunity there is for extra cards.

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Lets say for example in the future there is a run with 50 hands. THere would be no possible extra cards because with 5 decks there would be 260 cards and 5 jokers. There would need to be 50 extra cards in play to make it even and those cards would not exist.

To simplify, the more hands we get in the game, the less opportunity for extra cards. This should make it more interesting because you actually have to make a 5 card stud hand natural or with one of the very few wild cards.

Lets say there are 15 hand sold sunday.

We need 75 cards to make those hands.

By rule there will be 106 cards in play.

106-75 leaves 31. At that point everyone would have the opportunity for 2 extra cards, but no one could buy more than 2 per hand in play.

If there are 16 hands in play, that changes the opportunity for extra cards to 1 per hand in play mathmatecally.

Opportunity for 2 extras doesn't present itself until the 22nd hand again, but is gone at the 23rd and never presents itself again. Becasue after the 4th deck is in play when the hands are in the 30's, there will never be 60 extra cards.

As the number of hands grows, the opportunity for extra cards goes down and that is when the wild cards would play a more important role. More hands means more decks of cards and more wild cards. These take the role of your extra cards.

The reason for the extra cards when the hands are low is to help get the pot up. If there is a bunch of hands out there. the pot will all ready be big enough.

I hope this helps.

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 10:41 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2254028)
Telepathy

We would be some fu(ked up mofo's if we could get our heads together.

BY U BOY 08-30-2007 10:54 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2254049)
We would be some fu(ked up mofo's if we could get our heads together.

I'm not putting my head anywhere near any of your heads. :D :D :D

BY U BOY 08-30-2007 10:56 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2252726)
I have 11 confirmed boats so far.

Smooth Operator
Set it off
Crap Shoot - Maybe
Table Max
Boat Boy
Wet Spot
Mrs. Fast Lane - Mr. is on the gay cruise this weekend with the pink palace brigade
Wet Dream
Islander
Scary Mary

I have not heard from anyone else yet. I know Trent is out of town, and ruth and David are vacationing.

Is boat boy me or someone else?

bigandy 08-30-2007 10:57 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2254046)
It doesn't have to say you can't buy 5 extra cards because mathmatically it would only be possible if there were so few hands that we were only using 1 deck. The more hands and decks we have in play, the less of an opportunity there is for extra cards.

'
Lets say for example in the future there is a run with 50 hands. THere would be no possible extra cards because with 5 decks there would be 260 cards and 5 jokers. There would need to be 50 extra cards in play to make it even and those cards would not exist.

To simplify, the more hands we get in the game, the less opportunity for extra cards. This should make it more interesting because you actually have to make a 5 card stud hand natural or with one of the very few wild cards.

Lets say there are 15 hand sold sunday.

We need 75 cards to make those hands.

By rule there will be 106 cards in play.

106-75 leaves 31. At that point everyone would have the opportunity for 2 extra cards, but no one could buy more than 2 per hand in play.

If there are 16 hands in play, that changes the opportunity for extra cards to 1 per hand in play mathmatecally.

Opportunity for 2 extras doesn't present itself until the 22nd hand again, but is gone at the 23rd and never presents itself again. Becasue after the 4th deck is in play when the hands are in the 30's, there will never be 60 extra cards.

As the number of hands grows, the opportunity for extra cards goes down and that is when the wild cards would play a more important role. More hands means more decks of cards and more wild cards. These take the role of your extra cards.

The reason for the extra cards when the hands are low is to help get the pot up. If there is a bunch of hands out there. the pot will all ready be big enough.

I hope this helps.

i hope this doesnt pertain to me because i aint reading it, have fun

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 11:09 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2254061)
Is boat boy me or someone else?

You didn't post yesterday, so I though you night be scared.

I will add

Current Obsesion

to the list.

Boat boy is Jeff Karam.

Trojan-man 08-30-2007 11:18 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2253959)
Andy has been trying to find a way to be a bigger man since a young age.


Nice....One of my friends works at a bank, and her and 2 other people she knows got fired for looking at that picture. Their employers claimed they were distributing kiddy porn. What kind of a world is this? Why can't we just all get along ?? :circle:

tomtbone1993 08-30-2007 11:22 AM

"Everyone all ready knows Tom is the smartest kid in the room"

please repost your comment......I am sure the class would love to see it.....I know I would


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