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On Time 04-04-2011 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3368107)
i tried to find a picture of a 23' sea ray but I guess nobody ever wanted one......weird huh:coolcowboy:

Here I'll help

http://searayofindianapolis.com/new_...=Boats&#detail

spk1 04-04-2011 03:52 PM

A Threeee HouRrr TouRRRR !! :evilb:

http://topps-lakeconroe.com/coppermi...lbum=14&pos=87

spk1 04-04-2011 03:53 PM

A Threeee Hourrrr Tourrrr !! :lolhit:

http://topps-lakeconroe.com/coppermi...lbum=14&pos=44

On Time 04-04-2011 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3368241)
A Threeee Hourrrr Tourrrr !! :lolhit:

http://topps-lakeconroe.com/coppermi...lbum=14&pos=44

That boat on 45/110 is sinking

spk1 04-04-2011 04:27 PM

http://topps-lakeconroe.com/coppermi...bum=14&pos=101

tomtbone1993 04-04-2011 07:06 PM

That sure is one good looking Fountain

BY U BOY 04-04-2011 08:39 PM


Originally Posted by donzibeauty (Post 3368145)
Oh don't worry...just looking to have a good time and get to know some boaters, so I don't miss out on any summer boating festivities!!!:drink:

if you like to boat then i would stay away from this crew. all we know how to do is break chit and turn wrenches.. we can drink the chit out of beer though. If you need to add HP to your rig then talk to jeff1000man:evilb:

BY U BOY 04-04-2011 08:48 PM

the 14 hour tour :drink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUQn7la9abE

we need to do that agian minus the engine fires, crashing the 100 year reunioun at uncle festers and stealing exhaust bolts:evilb:

I will need at least 3 boxes of star crunches (1 to eat and 2 to throw at other boats)and 2 bottles of jeagger. Mrs always late can bring that 50 gallon trash bag of jello shot with her agian too.

wstultz 04-04-2011 10:45 PM

Check this out. Someone wanted an enclosed canopy more than JoeW. Did a little retro on an old Scarab and actually looks pretty good....http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Wellc...rQ5fMotorboats

spk1 04-04-2011 10:50 PM

http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/boa/2306027502.html

boatman22 04-05-2011 06:29 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3368538)
the 14 hour tour :drink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUQn7la9abE

we need to do that agian minus the engine fires, crashing the 100 year reunioun at uncle festers and stealing exhaust bolts:evilb:

I will need at least 3 boxes of star crunches (1 to eat and 2 to throw at other boats)and 2 bottles of jeagger. Mrs always late can bring that 50 gallon trash bag of jello shot with her agian too.

That was such a great trip....- the blown engine part......

On Time 04-05-2011 06:56 AM

Hijacking thread away from bullsht for one minute

Read this

http://www.americanthinker.com/2005/...sharia_is.html

wstultz 04-05-2011 10:23 AM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3368715)
Hijacking thread away from bullsht for one minute

Read this

http://www.americanthinker.com/2005/...sharia_is.html

We are all now dumber for reading that. Go sit in a corner for ten minutes as punishment.:evilb:

On Time 04-05-2011 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3368898)
We are all now dumber for reading that. Go sit in a corner for ten minutes as punishment.:evilb:

if you're serious that's serious

wstultz 04-05-2011 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3368936)
if you're serious that's serious

How can you type on your computer while you're sitting in the corner?

On Time 04-05-2011 12:31 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3368956)
How can you type on your computer while you're sitting in the corner?

Talent - PURE Talent

spk1 04-05-2011 03:32 PM

Hassa MammA LakiM! :flag:

bigandy 04-05-2011 10:32 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3368898)
We are all now dumber for reading that. Go sit in a corner for ten minutes as punishment.:evilb:

you should sit in a corner for reading it..... :lolhit:

On Time 04-06-2011 06:12 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3369150)
Hassa MammA LakiM! :flag:

The prophet is indeed wise and merciful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Tw7WhH_aQ

The prophet says treat her better than an animal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl8g8S6F3do&NR=1

The followers of this nonsense are entering our country at an alarming rate and are commanded to have six children each to prepare for the Muslim Uprising in the USA in 20 years :eek:

pablowest 04-06-2011 06:25 AM

Haha. Yeah right. I think I can also brake that 60mph! :D hhaha

wstultz 04-06-2011 08:31 AM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3369648)
The prophet is indeed wise and merciful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Tw7WhH_aQ

The prophet says treat her better than an animal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl8g8S6F3do&NR=1

The followers of this nonsense are entering our country at an alarming rate and are commanded to have six children each to prepare for the Muslim Uprising in the USA in 20 years :eek:

I have enough ammo for as many as they want to have.

On Time 04-06-2011 09:31 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3369770)
I have enough ammo for as many as they want to have.

Me too bro

The times they are a' changin'

Trojan-man 04-06-2011 11:48 AM

spk1 takes it in the can :party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 04-06-2011 08:42 PM

it takes 3 minutes.....longer than jeffro1000womans sex life to fill out....

http://www.thankyoutexas.com/?utm_source=RMM

On Time 04-07-2011 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3370500)
it takes 3 minutes.....longer than jeffro1000womans sex life to fill out....

http://www.thankyoutexas.com/?utm_source=RMM

We don't want more gambling in Texas! :eek:

jeff1000man 04-07-2011 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3370500)
it takes 3 minutes.....longer than jeffro1000womans sex life to fill out....

http://www.thankyoutexas.com/?utm_source=RMM

It took me 45seconds. Which is longer than yours.

tomtbone1993 04-07-2011 02:35 PM

Texas House Backs 85 MPH Speed Limit

POSTED: Thursday, April 7, 2011

EmailPrintAUSTIN, Texas -- The Texas House approved a bill that would allow the speed limit on some highways to be raised to 85 mph, which would be the highest in the nation.

The measure passed Wednesday on a voice vote was part of a larger transportation bill. It would authorize the Texas Department of Transportation to raise the speed limit on designated lanes or entire stretches of roadway after doing engineering and traffic studies, the Dallas Morning News reported Thursday.

The Senate is considering a similar bill.

"They have high-speed roadways in Europe, and there could be some merit in having some of those highways in Texas," said Rep. Lois Kolkhorst of Brenham, who introduced the bill. "Given the right engineering, we should consider it."

Texas currently has more than 520 miles of interstate highways where the speed limit is 80 mph.

One such stretch of Interstate 10 "is as nice a road as you can build; it's flat with a long line of sight, wide lanes and good shoulders," said Rep. Joe Pickett of El Paso. "For people like us who travel that long distance, it could be good" to raise the limit to 85 mph, he said.

Some auto insurers oppose the measure, citing safety concerns.

"Obviously, the two things that kill most people on our highways are speed and alcohol. Increasing it to 85, or even 75, will have a dramatic impact on the death and injury rate on those highways where it's implemented," said Jerry Johns, a spokesman for the Southwestern Insurance Information Service.

He said drivers already exceed 70 mph highway speed limits.

"But 85 mph is simply too fast to drive even on a flat road. Any little hitch can cause an accident at that speed. There is still traffic on those roads, and to drive 85 mph is simply ludicrous," he said.

The Transportation Department hasn't done the speed and safety analyses of roadways the legislation would require, said department spokeswoman Kelli Petras.

"It would be awesome to travel it, but you'd have to look at the safety and other factors," she said.

bigandy 04-07-2011 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3370896)
We don't want more gambling in Texas! :eek:

What are you talking about?? We want a high rise casino right next to papas!!! And the punjabs and their six kids can be valets and chamber maids.... Ill be at the Roulette table with a drink in my hand and Donzibeauty blowin on my dice for good luck :)


( maybe counting cards at a blackjack table cause if Rainman can do it than i can, he practically bankrupted a casino... )

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMpsttlXye8[/YOUTUBE]

donzibeauty 04-07-2011 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3367931)
We are having a crawfish boil next weekend on Saturday 4/9. It is at Papa's on the lake.

Sounds like a blast I'll be there!!!

donzibeauty 04-07-2011 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3371065)
What are you talking about?? We want a high rise casino right next to papas!!! And the punjabs and their six kids can be valets and chamber maids.... Ill be at the Roulette table with a drink in my hand and Donzibeauty blowin on my dice for good luck :)


( maybe counting cards at a blackjack table cause if Rainman can do it than i can, he practically bankrupted a casino... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMpsttlXye8

hahaha....sorry to have to bust your bubble bigandy but there are no dice at the roulette table....

Besides I'm more of a blackjack fan any how!!

wstultz 04-08-2011 11:15 AM

Who's coming to eat some crawdaddies tomorrow???

On Time 04-08-2011 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3371797)
Who's coming to eat some crawdaddies tomorrow???


http://www.crawdaddy.com/

bigandy 04-08-2011 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by donzibeauty (Post 3371130)
hahaha....sorry to have to bust your bubble bigandy but there are no dice at the roulette table....

Besides I'm more of a blackjack fan any how!!

oh jeffwoman1000 is more your speed than... i saw him split ace/king so he could win alllllllll the money :lolhit:

oh and i'm pretty sure we all know which dice i was referring too :evilb:

donzibeauty 04-08-2011 03:28 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3371878)
oh jeffwoman1000 is more your speed than... i saw him split ace/king so he could win alllllllll the money :lolhit:

oh and i'm pretty sure we all know which dice i was referring too :evilb:


Bigandy seems to be nothing but trouble...

wstultz 04-08-2011 04:07 PM


Originally Posted by donzibeauty (Post 3372025)
Bigandy seems to be nothing but trouble...

You catch on fast!:lolhit::coolcowboy:

Rcolter 04-08-2011 11:33 PM

Dont worry you are completely safe if you are over 18. :party-smiley-004:

galex0100 04-09-2011 08:14 AM

:Score-101010:

Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3372309)
Dont worry you are completely safe if you are over 18. :party-smiley-004:

now that's funny

tomtbone1993 04-09-2011 11:42 PM

Good times today.....

boatman22 04-10-2011 07:32 AM

Scavenger hunt by boat this coming weekend on Lake Conroe, all boats welcome.....

http://www.lakeconroepowerboatclub.com/

BY U BOY 04-10-2011 12:30 PM

http://www.partiespicnics.com/new/in...FZRd7AodohGKEA

check this chit out:coolcowboy:


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