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tomtbone1993 04-10-2011 03:49 PM

Joe w does not have the balls to rent that for his next weekend party.....

tomtbone1993 04-10-2011 03:50 PM

I am heading to club 105 to have some beers and twist some wrenches or push a broom....

spk1 04-10-2011 04:21 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3373121)

Well thats a huge step up from the jerk off in a can , you posted before. :op:
But if you, or t-bone would buy a dayum ticket to keywest nationals, you wouldnt need to rent one of those at all. Im pretty sure me and Joew. both know better than to get anywhere near one of those when we are drunk ever again! :evilb:

Shyt Im getting so old and weak, that I think broke my hand trying to beat a bunch of spring break college kids on the punching bag game at the bar. Wheres the big rubber sledge hammer when you need it. :angry-smiley-038:

spk1 04-10-2011 04:43 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3373121)

I would move back to Texas, if we all got one of these and drunk walked home across the water everynight from the bar. It could be a nice way to walk home from the dam after a day of drinking. :evilb:

http://www.waterball.org/

spk1 04-10-2011 04:48 PM

Holy Shytt! We can all chip in and buy just one, and lock Joew. in it when he has had too much scotch.
:evilb: :evilb:

BY U BOY 04-10-2011 08:09 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3373229)
Well thats a huge step up from the jerk off in a can , you posted before. :op:
But if you, or t-bone would buy a dayum ticket to keywest nationals, you wouldnt need to rent one of those at all. Im pretty sure me and Joew. both know better than to get anywhere near one of those when we are drunk ever again! :evilb:

Shyt Im getting so old and weak, that I think broke my hand trying to beat a bunch of spring break college kids on the punching bag game at the bar. Wheres the big rubber sledge hammer when you need it. :angry-smiley-038:

One of these days I will make it over there. Schit If Tbone and I leave work for a weekend they may as well locks the doors until we get back:evilb:

On Time 04-10-2011 11:06 PM

Whatever happened to George?

joew. 04-11-2011 07:46 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3373245)
Holy Shytt! We can all chip in and buy just one, and lock Joew. in it when he has had too much scotch.
:evilb: :evilb:

Damn,, Yall are being hard on ole Joew.

I have not had a scotch episode in a coons age. I had a hall pass on Saturday night which was spent by going to bed early. I am sure wild:lolhit:

joew. 04-11-2011 07:47 AM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3373505)
Whatever happened to George?

Still around.

jeff1000man 04-11-2011 08:35 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3373637)
Damn,, Yall are being hard on ole Joew.

I have not had a scotch episode in a coons age. I had a hall pass on Saturday night which was spent by going to bed early. I am sure wild:lolhit:

So did Wade. :evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 04-11-2011 10:27 AM

so did all of us, we suck :party-smiley-004:

wstultz 04-11-2011 11:09 AM

Old Balls.

wstultz 04-11-2011 11:12 AM

The crawfish boil was awesome but it sure made for a long day of drinking. Great turn out with over 20 boats. We should have more trailer queen events like that in the future.:lolhit: SPK1 even showed up in his weird science porsche, drove around the parking lot and then left.:evilb:

donzibeauty 04-11-2011 11:28 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3372309)
Dont worry you are completely safe if you are over 18. :party-smiley-004:

That's disturbing....note to self stay away from Bigandy...

jeff1000man 04-11-2011 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3373779)
so did all of us, we suck :party-smiley-004:

At least these two yutes made it past midnight :lolhit:

bigandy 04-11-2011 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by donzibeauty (Post 3373826)
That's disturbing....note to self stay away from Bigandy...

I am a very sensative person who cares very much of others opinions of him and now i think i am about to cry... i am boycotting OSO and the BS thread until i get some restitution...

jeff1000man 04-11-2011 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3373857)
I am a very sensative person who cares very much of others opinions of him and now i think i am about to cry... i am boycotting OSO and the BS thread until i get some restitution...

Sir, I demand satisfaction. I'll tell you whats satisfying, cash. I'll take Ty here and you can have Dr. Frankenputz.

donzibeauty 04-11-2011 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3373857)
I am a very sensative person who cares very much of others opinions of him and now i think i am about to cry... i am boycotting OSO and the BS thread until i get some restitution...


There's no crying in boating!!!

bigandy 04-11-2011 05:04 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3373896)
Sir, I demand satisfaction. I'll tell you whats satisfying, cash. I'll take Ty here and you can have Dr. Frankenputz.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai_imjgKPas[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993 04-11-2011 07:38 PM

here is one for the Stultz boys to rub one out tooo

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...rs-latest.html

spk1 04-11-2011 08:25 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3373814)
The crawfish boil was awesome but it sure made for a long day of drinking. Great turn out with over 20 boats. We should have more trailer queen events like that in the future.:lolhit: SPK1 even showed up in his weird science porsche, drove around the parking lot and then left.:evilb:

I wish someone was giving the wierd science porsche some exersize, I need to get it over to luis and have the interior done, so I can bring it to florida, in the mean time I have a sweet 69 vette to cruise in.

spk1 04-11-2011 08:27 PM

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spk1 04-11-2011 08:53 PM

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/bar/2318881876.html

what do you guys have to trade? :coolcowboy:

spk1 04-11-2011 08:56 PM

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wstultz 04-11-2011 11:00 PM

You two should just stick to crappy old boats instead of crappy old cars and quit bickering.:evilb: At least we know what we're doing with boats...going broke.

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