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spk1 12-17-2012 01:31 AM

Happy Belated Joew! :happybirthday::band::party-smiley-048::circle::party-smiley-051:

wstultz 12-17-2012 08:33 AM

Happy birthday old balls! Don't eat the sausage!

bigandy 12-20-2012 02:07 PM

oh, we started doin this again??

well then happy bday boatman and joeW...

i celebrated slap a jap day on the 7th...

jeff glad to see you still posting nonsense and that the corporate world hasnt rubbed off on you ( allthough im sure you have rubbed off plenty at work )

i think i saw a post from Baldwick homes, probably need to talk to Mom about what websites are accessable at her office just to keep up productivity...

Just watched The Goods this morning wade or i may not have gotten that obscure refence as its not quite the popularity of Airplane... Roger

JoeW i have a sweet 16 for you to buy and keep in Kims trailer and then i wont write you POA letters if you keep em in your driveway...

and the real reason i logged on today was to say "what the hell" the line to buy guns at academy is almost spilling into the parking lot, those retards take 2 hours to sell you a gun when there isnt anyone in line... ive been buying a gun a month since the election and im buyin an extra because of a sale academy has goin on right now but i aint sittin in that.

I am also interested in the actions for ar-15s, the part with the serial number, before they get impossible to buy ( already sold out on alot of websites or back ordered ) anyways... lemme know if anyone has a buddy.

The shooting is the worst thing i have ever seen... im pretty sure i teared up every day for four days, you cant help it when you think of all the times you dropped your kids off at the elementary school and thought to yourself well for the next 8 hours my kids are safe and i can go back to sleep now. But seriously some chink killed 31 kids in china the same day with a knife...

i have no problem with armed security at all our schools... next time i get pulled over i guarantee you i will be giving the officer an earful as i am being handcuffed about why the fuct he aint sittin at a school instead of watchin me....

i can buy any drug i want and have it in an hour and they are illegal, how is guns any different. The government neeeds to worry about the economy and the bankers that are fargin everyone and quit lining there posckets for when they get out of office and start doing there duty to the country. You should have to serve in the military to serve in Congress in my opinion...

Anyways off my soap box, i know im preaching to the choir anyways cause wouldnt let know liberalls besides Dr Andy on this thread anyways...

BTW me an mush mouth proved long ago you dont have to have wedding cake in your life to be 50 lbs over weight...

( suck on that Trebeck )

jeff1000man 12-20-2012 02:21 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o47997-en.html

On Time 12-20-2012 02:34 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3835136)
oh, we started doin this again??

well then happy bday boatman and joeW...

i celebrated slap a jap day on the 7th...

jeff glad to see you still posting nonsense and that the corporate world hasnt rubbed off on you ( allthough im sure you have rubbed off plenty at work )

i think i saw a post from Baldwick homes, probably need to talk to Mom about what websites are accessable at her office just to keep up productivity...

Just watched The Goods this morning wade or i may not have gotten that obscure refence as its not quite the popularity of Airplane... Roger

JoeW i have a sweet 16 for you to buy and keep in Kims trailer and then i wont write you POA letters if you keep em in your driveway...

and the real reason i logged on today was to say "what the hell" the line to buy guns at academy is almost spilling into the parking lot, those retards take 2 hours to sell you a gun when there isnt anyone in line... ive been buying a gun a month since the election and im buyin an extra because of a sale academy has goin on right now but i aint sittin in that.

I am also interested in the actions for ar-15s, the part with the serial number, before they get impossible to buy ( already sold out on alot of websites or back ordered ) anyways... lemme know if anyone has a buddy.

The shooting is the worst thing i have ever seen... im pretty sure i teared up every day for four days, you cant help it when you think of all the times you dropped your kids off at the elementary school and thought to yourself well for the next 8 hours my kids are safe and i can go back to sleep now. But seriously some chink killed 31 kids in china the same day with a knife...

i have no problem with armed security at all our schools... next time i get pulled over i guarantee you i will be giving the officer an earful as i am being handcuffed about why the fuct he aint sittin at a school instead of watchin me....

i can buy any drug i want and have it in an hour and they are illegal, how is guns any different. The government neeeds to worry about the economy and the bankers that are fargin everyone and quit lining there posckets for when they get out of office and start doing there duty to the country. You should have to serve in the military to serve in Congress in my opinion...

Anyways off my soap box, i know im preaching to the choir anyways cause wouldnt let know liberalls besides Dr Andy on this thread anyways...

BTW me an mush mouth proved long ago you dont have to have wedding cake in your life to be 50 lbs over weight...

( suck on that Trebeck )

That's quite a mouthful fatboy but I guess I kinda sorta maybe at least partially will consider thinking about the possibility of giving your comments some merit. But only maybe. And I need to lose some weight soon because I'm starting to look like you.

jeff1000man 12-20-2012 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3835136)
oh, we started doin this again??

well then happy bday boatman and joeW...

i celebrated slap a jap day on the 7th...

jeff glad to see you still posting nonsense and that the corporate world hasnt rubbed off on you ( allthough im sure you have rubbed off plenty at work )

i think i saw a post from Baldwick homes, probably need to talk to Mom about what websites are accessable at her office just to keep up productivity...

Just watched The Goods this morning wade or i may not have gotten that obscure refence as its not quite the popularity of Airplane... Roger

JoeW i have a sweet 16 for you to buy and keep in Kims trailer and then i wont write you POA letters if you keep em in your driveway...

and the real reason i logged on today was to say "what the hell" the line to buy guns at academy is almost spilling into the parking lot, those retards take 2 hours to sell you a gun when there isnt anyone in line... ive been buying a gun a month since the election and im buyin an extra because of a sale academy has goin on right now but i aint sittin in that.

I am also interested in the actions for ar-15s, the part with the serial number, before they get impossible to buy ( already sold out on alot of websites or back ordered ) anyways... lemme know if anyone has a buddy.

The shooting is the worst thing i have ever seen... im pretty sure i teared up every day for four days, you cant help it when you think of all the times you dropped your kids off at the elementary school and thought to yourself well for the next 8 hours my kids are safe and i can go back to sleep now. But seriously some chink killed 31 kids in china the same day with a knife...

i have no problem with armed security at all our schools... next time i get pulled over i guarantee you i will be giving the officer an earful as i am being handcuffed about why the fuct he aint sittin at a school instead of watchin me....

i can buy any drug i want and have it in an hour and they are illegal, how is guns any different. The government neeeds to worry about the economy and the bankers that are fargin everyone and quit lining there posckets for when they get out of office and start doing there duty to the country. You should have to serve in the military to serve in Congress in my opinion...

Anyways off my soap box, i know im preaching to the choir anyways cause wouldnt let know liberalls besides Dr Andy on this thread anyways...

BTW me an mush mouth proved long ago you dont have to have wedding cake in your life to be 50 lbs over weight...

( suck on that Trebeck )

Wasn't the election just last month? Congrats on being plus 1 gun.....

bigandy 12-20-2012 07:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3835205)
Wasn't the election just last month? Congrats on being plus 1 gun.....

NOV 1 + DEC 2 = 3 dousche nozzle

$18 clips are selling for $100 on ebay and the lead story on channel 13 is guns are the hottest christmas gift since monday...

i guess i wait til things get back to normal, i aint tryin to follow the herd... people act like the government does something quick.. it would be two years before any legislation went into effect. People wont even be talkin about guns in January...

go ahead and keep postin classified adds for boats no one is gonna buy jeffro, we gotta get back to normal as soon as possible

tomtbone1993 12-23-2012 10:00 PM

Here is a boat no one here will buy, but should. Looks like a clean boat.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o49085-en.html

BY U BOY 12-24-2012 11:22 PM

Merry Christmas peeps.

On Time 12-25-2012 10:26 AM

Ebonics Crimmus Pome

Twuz de nite befo Crimmus;
And all ore da hood;
ereybody wuz' sleepin';
Dey wuz sleepin' good.

We hunged up our stockings;
An hoped like de' heck;
Dat old Sanna Clause;
Be bringin' our check.

Now all o' de fambly;
Wuz layin in bed;
While Ripple and Thunderbird;
Danced through dey heads.

I passed out onda flo;
Right nex to my Maw;
When I heard such a fuss;
I just didn know.

I looked tru de bars;
What covered my doe;
I wuz 'spectin' de sheriff;
Wid a warrent fo sho.

And what did I see;
I said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
Wuz a huge watermellon
Pulled by giant warf rats!!

Now all dees here years;
Sanna Clause, he be white;
But looks liken us bros;
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.

Faster dan a Po'lees car;
My home boy he came;
He whupped on dem warf rats;
An' called dem by name!

On Leroy, on 'Lonzo ;
And on Willie Lee;
On Saphire, Chenequa;
Dey wuz a site to see!!

He landed dat watta' mellon;
Out dere in da skreet;
I knowed it fo' sho';
Da damndest site I ebber did see.

He didn't go down no chimbley;
He picked da' lock on my doe;
An' I sez to myself;
"$hit!! He done dis befoe!!!"

He had dis big bag;
Full of prezents I spect;
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
To wear roun' my neck.

But he left no good prezents;
Jus started stealing my $hit;
Got my drugs, got my guns,
Even got my burglar's kit!!

Wit my stuff in de bag;
Out da window he flewed;
I woudda' tried to catch him;
But he stoled my 'nife too!!

He jumped on dat wadda' mellon;
An' whipped out a switch;
He wuz gone in a seccon';
Dat son of a biatch!!

Next year I be hopin':
Anutha Sanna we git;
Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause;
Jus' ain't werf a $hit!!!

spk1 12-25-2012 02:03 PM

Merryy Christmas! Now one of you book a flight and help me go tear it up in the ciggy!! :evilb:

wstultz 12-27-2012 12:54 PM

Hey, check out the boater girl of the week. It's some local lake Conroe talent!

http://www.offshoreonly.com/articles...rl-of-the-week

tomtbone1993 12-27-2012 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3838486)
hey, check out the boater girl of the week. It's some local lake conroe talent!

http://www.offshoreonly.com/articles...rl-of-the-week

good stuff

jeff1000man 12-28-2012 12:53 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3838486)
Hey, check out the boater girl of the week. It's some local lake Conroe talent!

http://www.offshoreonly.com/articles...rl-of-the-week

It's Dave Lockwood's gal. Another one of the guys that previous presidents told couldn't join because a 29' BAJA wasn't TOPPS worthy. :eekdrop:

wstultz 12-28-2012 01:24 PM

How does a 29 baja NOT qualify? There have been several smaller boats in the club.

tomtbone1993 12-28-2012 02:19 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3838971)
How does a 29 baja NOT qualify? There have been several smaller boats in the club.

the bylaws read 22 or 23ft and 50MPH in offshore conditions....something sounds fishy....

jeff1000man 12-28-2012 04:57 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3838971)
How does a 29 baja NOT qualify? There have been several smaller boats in the club.

Probably the same reason a 26' fishing boat scarab doesnt qualify. Some people just aren;t into new membership........

spk1 12-28-2012 10:12 PM

Oh yea! Its that time of year again!

http://houstonboatshows.com/

http://www.bigstub.com/advance-auto-...ent_id=1900825


:santa::band::riding::cool-smiley-026::eureka::circle::party-smiley-048::boat::party-smiley-020:

On Time 12-29-2012 06:17 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3838985)
the bylaws read 22 or 23ft and 50MPH in offshore conditions....something sounds fishy....

Its 25'/50mph for Clear Lake TOPPS. There was a 25' Baja there when we joined in 2005.

Hope all had a nice Christmas. Happy Hew Year wishes. I have to work (so what else is f-n new). Pray for rain.

Andy

wstultz 12-29-2012 08:53 AM

It wasn't any if the presidents when I was on the exec board. Must have been longer than 6 years ago. I think the footage should be lowered to 21' like clear lake. There are plenty of 21 foot go fasts around that are perfectly suitable for the lake to have fun in.

On Time 12-29-2012 07:20 PM

21' inadequate for avg Galveston Bay conditions. We bought our 23' Sea Ray in CL and tried to go Galveston Bay for test ride but was impossible.

wstultz 12-30-2012 11:35 AM

I was speaking of lake Conroe Topps not clear lake. 21' is plenty for runs in Conroe.

On Time 12-30-2012 12:15 PM

Thats true. Hows the babies?

wstultz 12-30-2012 08:34 PM

Doing good. Just had Adalyn's first birthday party.

tomtbone1993 12-30-2012 11:42 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3839948)
Doing good. Just had Adalyn's first birthday party.

Saw the pics from the party looked like a good time:) I know Reese had fun with wave ....

On Time 12-31-2012 09:18 AM

What think Tom?

http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative...g-2524596.html

On Time 12-31-2012 09:19 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3839948)
Doing good. Just had Adalyn's first birthday party.

Wow!! Congrats!! We gotta get together and do the kids next summer. If there's water.

On Time 01-01-2013 08:30 AM

H A P P Y N E W Y E A R ! !


:thankyouthankyou::lolhit::daz::party-smiley-004::whistle::poopoo:

HOSSMAN 01-01-2013 05:30 PM

Thanks for the kind words on Miss Keli, much appreciated!

I am a current member of Topps Conroe but honestly haven't been as active as I would have liked too. Back when I worked at Marine Max in the early 2000's we were a corp sponsor and we had a blast with the crew back in the old days. Now that I'm in the car biz my work schedule unfortunately gets in the way of doing a lot of the (or lack there of now ?) activities that were always so much fun in the past. Yes, I only have a 29 Outlaw now but looking for something 38'ish in the spring/summer. My inlaws have a cruiser on canyon so we go out there more then Conroe anymore it seems. Conroe has just changed...still got a good group of friends out there but people, attitudes and everything has just changed...I know we can never go back in time and I know the economy got a lot of people and businesses but just wish the lake was more like the way it was then it is now. Have always tried to be friendly and helpful to everyone and have always appreciated those who have welcomed us with them.

Happy new year to y'all and hopefully we can get a chance to really meet sometime....

Lockwood.

On Time 01-01-2013 06:45 PM


Originally Posted by HOSSMAN (Post 3840727)
Thanks for the kind words on Miss Keli, much appreciated!

I am a current member of Topps Conroe but honestly haven't been as active as I would have liked too. Back when I worked at Marine Max in the early 2000's we were a corp sponsor and we had a blast with the crew back in the old days. Now that I'm in the car biz my work schedule unfortunately gets in the way of doing a lot of the (or lack there of now ?) activities that were always so much fun in the past. Yes, I only have a 29 Outlaw now but looking for something 38'ish in the spring/summer. My inlaws have a cruiser on canyon so we go out there more then Conroe anymore it seems. Conroe has just changed...still got a good group of friends out there but people, attitudes and everything has just changed...I know we can never go back in time and I know the economy got a lot of people and businesses but just wish the lake was more like the way it was then it is now. Have always tried to be friendly and helpful to everyone and have always appreciated those who have welcomed us with them.

Happy new year to y'all and hopefully we can get a chance to really meet sometime....

Lockwood.

I still have a picture of you driving my old 2004 33 Outlaw when you broke one of the engines... :lolhit:

HOSSMAN 01-01-2013 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3840765)
I still have a picture of you driving my old 2004 33 Outlaw when you broke one of the engines... :lolhit:

Haha...yeah, that was the first shake down with the boat first time in the water. Running on top on 1 motor at 45-50. Actually came across that pic the other day...great memories except for the X-Wife :cartman:

tomtbone1993 01-01-2013 09:04 PM


Originally Posted by HOSSMAN (Post 3840727)
Thanks for the kind words on Miss Keli, much appreciated!

I am a current member of Topps Conroe but honestly haven't been as active as I would have liked too. Back when I worked at Marine Max in the early 2000's we were a corp sponsor and we had a blast with the crew back in the old days. Now that I'm in the car biz my work schedule unfortunately gets in the way of doing a lot of the (or lack there of now ?) activities that were always so much fun in the past. Yes, I only have a 29 Outlaw now but looking for something 38'ish in the spring/summer. My inlaws have a cruiser on canyon so we go out there more then Conroe anymore it seems. Conroe has just changed...still got a good group of friends out there but people, attitudes and everything has just changed...I know we can never go back in time and I know the economy got a lot of people and businesses but just wish the lake was more like the way it was then it is now. Have always tried to be friendly and helpful to everyone and have always appreciated those who have welcomed us with them.

Happy new year to y'all and hopefully we can get a chance to really meet sometime....

Lockwood.

what do you do in the car bizz?

tomtbone1993 01-01-2013 09:05 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3840131)

you know what I think total BS thats our media for ya...Happy New Year

HOSSMAN 01-02-2013 07:03 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3840842)
what do you do in the car bizz?

I was the Service Manager at Tomball Ford for several years and they just moved me to our Dodge Store, Tomball Dodge as the Service Manager....talk about a whole new ballgame...wow. :whistle:

tomtbone1993 01-02-2013 11:05 PM


Originally Posted by HOSSMAN (Post 3840957)
I was the Service Manager at Tomball Ford for several years and they just moved me to our Dodge Store, Tomball Dodge as the Service Manager....talk about a whole new ballgame...wow. :whistle:

very cool..i will stop by and say hello next time i am in the area..

HOSSMAN 01-03-2013 06:53 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3841512)
very cool..i will stop by and say hello next time i am in the area..

Please do man... I've probably seen you around and probably even said hello but that was quite a few Tito's ago so be good to put a name with a face.

Slow Poke 01-03-2013 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3839505)
21' inadequate for avg Galveston Bay conditions. We bought our 23' Sea Ray in CL and tried to go Galveston Bay for test ride but was impossible.


Don't tell Chuckie that, but before your time and for probably 15 years he ran a 21' as a TOPPS CL member and he never missed a run even when a lot of bigger boats said no. We had several Baja H2X and Hammers that ran with us all the time and had tons of fun with them. Just have get out there and go.

jeff1000man 01-03-2013 04:19 PM

Race boat with a cabin. Love it

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o49218-en.html

On Time 01-03-2013 08:42 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3841911)

Those are the kind of Hering props I run.

wstultz 01-07-2013 09:36 AM

It's alive!!!!!!!:bunnydance::thankyouthankyou::coolcow boy:


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