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wstultz 03-03-2011 12:39 PM

Nice. If i could get my boat together I may be blown out to the gulf.

bigandy 03-03-2011 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3341132)
Did the retired hitman "roper" take all you fat bastards out for beating him up on pricing?

wished i would have known we were allowed to do that

Is Jeffro gone to a new job, telling his boss how stupid he is after he has mastered the trade in 4hrs?

it did not take four hours... his dad invented roofing

Is Chadwick in Mexico balls deep in hookers and now answers to Enrique?

A mexican named enrique is balls deep in chad

Did all the wind finally blow Wade's skinny azz out to the gulf?

Is Andy in jail for one of the fifty 15 year old girls?

their id said 18

Did Tbone finally say, **** performance boats I'd rather be on mercedesonly.com?

.... ya i got nothing

Is SPK1 sleeping a full 24hrs a day for the winer?

did you mean wiener??

Is Colter tied to a 250lbs. grouper that is pulling his limp body around the gulf?

balls deep in a mexxican named enrique

Is Armstrong hiding because he sold his truck then lied to me about it? (I will never forget)

sold his mexican looking truck to a guy named enrique he met at a pool party, i think chad and colter brought him

Is mba in jail for the highway robbery these hospitals charge?

he was but he slipped under the bars and is making cookies again

I said it before and I will say it again, you guys take it in the can!!:coolcowboy:

yes but its our can and we dont have to ask our wives to use it :)

suck on deez lil chinese nuts....

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFdyQxysQaA[/YOUTUBE]

joew. 03-04-2011 08:41 AM

I forgot about Patrick, I am sure he is practicing great customer service, follow up, service after the sale, etc.... and tracking down my license plates:coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 03-04-2011 04:38 PM

Phuck boats.......

tomtbone1993 03-04-2011 11:40 PM

http://live.drjays.com/index.php/201...en-soundboard/

boatman22 03-05-2011 08:36 AM

I likie boats......especially after a freeze......:coolcowboy:

BY U BOY 03-05-2011 08:36 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3341917)
I forgot about Patrick, I am sure he is practicing great customer service, follow up, service after the sale, etc.... and tracking down my license plates:coolcowboy:

Phuck your license plates and that Jap piece of junk you are putting them on:evilb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0NTXN3Wkro

bigandy 03-06-2011 11:29 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3343233)
Phuck your license plates and that Jap piece of junk you are putting them on:evilb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0NTXN3Wkro

NEVER AGAIN
NEVER AGAIN
NEVER AGAIN... lets get em!!!!!

tomtbone1993 03-06-2011 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3343508)
NEVER AGAIN
NEVER AGAIN
NEVER AGAIN... lets get em!!!!!

don't even get me started about Pearl Harbour.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0RY_...eature=related

spk1 03-06-2011 12:34 PM

http://www.seven-marine.com/motors/

BY U BOY 03-06-2011 01:48 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3343554)

that beeotch is badazz:drink:

bigandy 03-06-2011 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3343554)

kev, got a friend with a $150 cash wants a boat, i showed him the craigslist magnum... seems really cheap. yall sold it right?? u think something is rotten on that deal?? never heard that consulate general of the bahamas **** or the rolls royce interior stuff but i did tell him he would be the king of conroe with that ****...

jeff1000man 03-06-2011 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3343554)

That changes a lot of things.

Can a regular concept, iggie, donzi handle thos monsters??

Wonder what they cost??

BY U BOY 03-06-2011 05:00 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3343669)
That changes a lot of things.

Can a regular concept, iggie, donzi handle thos monsters??

Wonder what they cost??

I read somewhere on here that they were going to be 70K or something redonkulous

spk1 03-06-2011 05:26 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3343626)
kev, got a friend with a $150 cash wants a boat, i showed him the craigslist magnum... seems really cheap. yall sold it right?? u think something is rotten on that deal?? never heard that consulate general of the bahamas **** or the rolls royce interior stuff but i did tell him he would be the king of conroe with that ****...

He should contact me if he wants it, I am working on the paper work with the old owner, thats the only real issue right now, Selling to a foreign buyer would be the easiest right now, but in the next week or two, I am pretty sure I will have all the paperwork done, I have the old owner, the original builder, and a documentation specialist all working on it right now. I did actually confirm, that he spent 1.4 million total on this boat, between the build out and the parts. It is a 2007, and the hull was an original custom, not a used magnum hull like I had originally thought. The boat still stops the show in south florida, theres no telling what it will do in texas. Owner tells me he spent 60k just on the leather headliner, in the cabin. 20k for the table in the salon, the wood was imported from china, 50k on the 316 stainless radar arch, and the list goes on and on. I forget what he paid for the stereo system, but chad can vouch for the sound quality at full throttle in six foot seas! :evilb: ! I bought a new set of batteries for it, I believe they were $3500 each. Sat phone, sat cable, bow thruster,remote passerelle, auto pilot, 2 17inch furuno flat screens, radar, depth, gps, train horn, etc etc. The old owner is working on buying it back at $225k, he needs financing at that price, but he doesnt want it to get away. A greek ship yard owner is also trying to buy it cash as well but his offer is below the 150k firm price, and I wont budge any less than that and I am keeping it. hell I will probably be kicking myself the next ten years for letting it go so cheap. There is not another boat in the world like it.

jeff1000man 03-06-2011 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3343712)
I read somewhere on here that they were going to be 70K or something redonkulous

That is only about 30K more than the biggest verado that they make.

and you only need 2 of these to do the same amount of work.

Those interpids are bad ass.

tomtbone1993 03-06-2011 07:31 PM

Winner......thanks to joe w. We killed a 20 pack and got 4 tips removed and a engine ready to come out.....had a pretty good Sunday

joew. 03-07-2011 08:06 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3343829)
Winner......thanks to joe w. We killed a 20 pack and got 4 tips removed and a engine ready to come out.....had a pretty good Sunday

Yep, 5am came freaking early!

joew. 03-07-2011 08:08 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3343626)
kev, got a friend with a $150 cash wants a boat, i showed him the craigslist magnum... seems really cheap. yall sold it right?? u think something is rotten on that deal?? never heard that consulate general of the bahamas **** or the rolls royce interior stuff but i did tell him he would be the king of conroe with that ****...

SOOooooOO, are you telling your friend the price is 215k and pocketing 65k? That sounds more your style:coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 03-07-2011 12:12 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3344073)
Yep, 5am came freaking early!

note to self.....before a long afternoon of drinking, feel free to eat more than a #8 at Micky Dees.......:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 03-07-2011 01:52 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...53877910769403


spk1, these would look and sound nice in the ciggie

joew. 03-07-2011 07:11 PM

The mainship is listed on ebay if anyone knows someone looking for a cruiser.

joew. 03-08-2011 07:50 AM

Happy birthday t-bone!

jeff1000man 03-08-2011 08:29 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3345059)
Happy birthday t-bone!

:coolcowboy::coolcowboy::coolcowboy::bigbird:

wstultz 03-08-2011 10:03 AM

Happy birhtday. Old Balls

bigandy 03-08-2011 11:11 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3344697)
The mainship is listed on ebay if anyone knows someone looking for a cruiser.

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/2252503762.html

does she run?? she looks like a slip queen from the pics?? :)

spk1 03-08-2011 11:11 AM

Happy BirthDay T-Bone :party-smiley-048::party-smiley-020::party-smiley-051:

jeff1000man 03-08-2011 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3345242)
http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/2252503762.html

does she run?? she looks like a slip queen from the pics?? :)

whats a "rutter"????

Is that like a yute????

bigandy 03-08-2011 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3345182)
Happy birhtday. Old Balls

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tRWIZrx-wM[/YOUTUBE]

happy birthday from all of your kids at the massage parlor :)

Trojan-man 03-08-2011 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3345246)
whats a "rutter"????

Is that like a yute????

This is my favorite :)

Onan Genset for the house power which runs well and makes good power. lol is this possible for a generator to do ? :lolhit::lolhit:

Trojan-man 03-08-2011 11:43 AM

Happy B-day Tboner. I would try to say something funny but there is no way anyone can top BigAndy :lolhit::party-smiley-004::lolhit:

joew. 03-08-2011 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3345242)
http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/2252503762.html

does she run?? she looks like a slip queen from the pics?? :)

Unlike the skank, it runs

joew. 03-08-2011 11:46 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3345246)
whats a "rutter"????

Is that like a yute????

I am getting listing chit from you???? Brand new 496's huh... That's rich:drink:

joew. 03-08-2011 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3345267)
This is my favorite :)

Onan Genset for the house power which runs well and makes good power. lol is this possible for a generator to do ? :lolhit::lolhit:

Everything is running great, time to sell!

wstultz 03-08-2011 12:07 PM

Anyone down for a B.S. Thread hang out this weekend? Possibly break the cherry on Davids new floating hula bar? I think we could probably make it happen.

Trojan-man 03-08-2011 12:30 PM

I think corbin and I may have a hall pass on saturday/saturday night. rstultz is gonna keep the curtain climber :drink:

Trojan-man 03-08-2011 12:30 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3345275)
Everything is running great, time to sell!

yeah I hear ya, I am in the same boat..or boats....

jeff1000man 03-08-2011 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3345303)
Anyone down for a B.S. Thread hang out this weekend? Possibly break the cherry on Davids new floating hula bar? I think we could probably make it happen.

Do you have a key to the floating hula bar? I can rent you a slip for that weekend so that you can have access...... :party-smiley-004::lolhit:

I am in.

tomtbone1993 03-08-2011 12:47 PM

thanks boys....and baldwick

wstultz 03-08-2011 12:50 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3345337)
Do you have a key to the floating hula bar? I can rent you a slip for that weekend so that you can have access...... :party-smiley-004::lolhit:

I am in.

Yes. My key is 32' feet long and sometimes floats.:evilb: We don't need a key. We need the dock, some coolers, possibly a small bbq pit, and all of our biatch arses to show up.


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