There once was a man named McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added some vermouth And slipped his chick a martini! :D |
A businesslike harlot named Draper
once tried an unusual caper. What made it so nice was you got it half-price if you brought in her ad from the paper. :D |
A newlywed bride, Mrs. Young
asked the doctor to fix her torn lung. When asked how it ripped she replied as she stripped, "That man I married is hung". :eek: |
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dong was so long he could suck it. He walked down the street, Just a swinging his meat. While he carried he's balls in a bucket. :D |
There once was a man named MacGrueder
Who saw a nude and wooed her She thought it was crude To be wooed in the nude But MacGrueder was shrewder and screwed her! :D |
there once was a man from crass
who's balls were made of brass he banged them together they played stormy weather and lightning shot out of his ass |
A nymphomaniac named Alice
Used a dynomite stick as a Phalice They found her Vagina In North Carolina And half of her a$$hole in Dallas |
Read this on the bathroom wall at a Pizza Place when I was a littel kid and never forgot it.
Some people come here to sit and think, Some people come here to **** and stink. But I come here to sit in the stall, And read the bull**** on the wall. |
From a crypt in the church of St. Giles,
Came a scream that resounded for miles!! "My goodness gracious!" Said brother Ignatius. "I forgot that your lordship has piles." |
Very nice keep 'em coming. :D :D :D
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