Originally Posted by TRL505

The "goal" is to have drives in R3's hands by the end of this month. However, the "goal" has always been to do certian things...and those have never quite came to fruition. See list below for a Clifs Notes version of failed "goals"

1. To have a boat that does not blow up 5 times in 3 years
2. To have a boat that I can enjoy for longer than 2 months.
3. To have a boat that does not spew oil like a BP oil Rig.
4. To have a boat that does not puke coolant (pre open cooling days) like me after a 15hr vodka bender.
5. To have a boat where the headers do not resemble a Lucky Charms Cereal Box.
6. To have a boat that does not snap XR drives like kindling.
7. To have a boat that does not catch on fire
8. To have a boat that does not throw prop blades like a ninja.
9. To have a boat that has engines in it longer than it has engines out of it.
10. To have a boat that makes me double my blood pressure meds everytime I hear someone ask..."So, whats the latest with your boat."

FYI...all above instances were Pre RF/YPM. However, Im sure I will be adding to the list by the end of the summer...its just how it goes for me.

Originally Posted by Pokher Ace

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Originally Posted by triple 300s

Negative, the first few 9 trips or so with this fountain debacle was kinda cool, exciting, fun. Then we added my boat to the mix. Then the last 9 trips back and forth, which included, running over deer, blood all over boat, wires showing on trailer tires, changing of trailer tires while a crazy druggie guy looked over our shoulders and only spoke the frases "son of a gun" and "how boat that" with an occasional motion of what I would call " playing a harmonica without a harmonica" because he was so fukked up on drugs, Reggie Sr. telling me to not jump out of a boat at 100mph because it will hurt, Reggie Sr. ordering me spaghetti bolognese with a fukton of meat sauce, a cat named shelby at FPM, a guy that works on scooters next door to FPM, Wyatt not ordering me #6 drives when I up front told him I will not pay for them, massive fruit trays at a continental breakfast, Eddie telling me that my injectors are "tubs of Fuk", some guy with a fast hustler, making fun of people at a launch ramp because they are retarded dumb, 2 secs later, trying to launch my boat with eddies truck and my batteries are dead, pull another truck up on the boat launch to jump start, watch that truck roll into water because e-brake doesn't work and driver (me) left it in gear, while 25 crappie fisherman watch and laugh, 25 crappie fisherman stop laughing because i shoot them all, pull my boat into my driveway front first because subdivision keeps whining that it is in the street, driveway is steep, drill hole in driveway with hammer drill and attach redhead concrete anchor and strap down nose of trailer to avoid lift off, neighbors asking if it has 454's, 505's color changing drives that look like OMC stringer drives now, the cat lady next door to Eddies shop, the gay 12' faded baby blue boat with a "horn" on it next to eddies shop that my wife would rather have than the fountain, 505 having to pay for my dinner, hotel because I lost my debit card and nobody would accept payment from me with a hand written post-it note with my c/c numbers on it, test driving a boat in 40 degree weather, losing one motor in a 25mph side wind, then while docking at 15mph lose the other motor, yell fuk, watch friend on bow (505) act like he is going to stop momentum of a 12k lb boat @ 15mph but instead gets his balls wrapped up on the front cleat, then realizes 42' fountain is 12' up over the walkway of dock, speak no words to each other for 2.5 hours home,...the list goes on. He gets his jollies off watching his friends make stupid investments, then talks them into mods when they can't afford it, then keeps talking them into more mods, which in turn causes the friend to hide invoices from their wife, which in turn....he laughs at.

Originally Posted by MrSneakAttack

lol that is a great read! F'n boats they are so much fun!

Originally Posted by On Time

War and (a) Piece

Originally Posted by TRL505

What are you implying my good man?

Originally Posted by mcprodesign

So we will probly miss you at Desert Storm this year. Is there some Drama going on? We need to get this thing to a million views.

Originally Posted by offshorexcursion

Excited to hear how it runs with the new drives! Good luck and thanks for all the updates!