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Old 09-06-2008 | 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Cash Bar
The old stand-by is to freeze birdseed into balls(or blocks) and then toss 'em on the roof over the slip*.





*- This is only good if your slip is a good distance away.
Ooooh, that can make a long term mess! Good one!
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Old 09-06-2008 | 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Outcast1
Stash some strange panties in the cabin, if they have a wife or girlfriend they'll have some explaining to do!
I vote this the best one yet!
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Old 09-06-2008 | 09:29 PM
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If he has hydraulic steering flip the line connections.
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Old 09-06-2008 | 09:31 PM
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Put a Bear Creek Live CD in his stereo and turn it all the way up so that he gets that opening scream when he powers up he boat.
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Old 09-06-2008 | 09:34 PM
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they make this powdered stuff called "j-lube" it basically ky in powder form, was designed for vet use but used for slime wrestling etc.. anyways a $5 bottle will make like 30 gallons of super lube when mixed with water... a little sprinkle here and there........
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Old 09-06-2008 | 09:37 PM
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If ole boy is gonna show up with his wife/girlfriend. Hire a good looking gal to run up & kiss him & tell him how good he was last time they got it on. If he is just showing up with his buddys use a ugly as sin transvestite instead
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Old 09-06-2008 | 09:38 PM
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Disconnect his shift cables
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Old 09-06-2008 | 09:39 PM
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3 foot gator in the cabin
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Old 09-06-2008 | 09:42 PM
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Fresh dog poo under the handles of his ride while he is out on the water
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Old 09-06-2008 | 09:43 PM
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if its counterrotating drives, replace one prop so all he can do is go in circles
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