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Old 05-04-2002, 08:45 AM
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MikeJ - JrVet needs to get rid of the LLama !!! ERIK -IF YOU READ THIS, EMAIL ME !!!
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Old 05-07-2002, 04:22 PM
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r addiction,you have way too much free time on your hands.how about putting a coat of wax on the active thunder!
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Old 05-07-2002, 06:33 PM
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I wanna know -- where do you find a husband that ASKS his spouse permission if he can go to a boat reunion??? I don't recall ever seeing one of those.... I want one!

Hey Mike J. -- I dont think it's JrVet's Warpaint.....
I heard she was totally cool about stuff like this (To hang out with LF, she'd have to be)
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Old 05-07-2002, 07:58 PM
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I must have gotten real lucky, my wife told me to buy my boat without her even seeing it! All I had to do was get rid of every other toy I had.
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Old 05-08-2002, 09:57 AM
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Hey River Girl,
You said sell her after next week when im already married,
SHE IS WIGGIN OUT SO MUCH OVER THIS WEDDING IM READY TO LIVE IN MY BOAT UNTIL SATURDAY

Man what is it with the women, I dont get it
She says she feels as though she is competing with the boat
WTF does that mean,
Buy it in October, Blow it up in october, winterize it, sits until Feb, Take it to the marina, they keep it 10 weeks, comes back saturday and she says to me all you do is work on the boat
MAN I HAVE NOT SEEN IT IN 10 WEEKS,
Saturday afternoon I vaccumed it out
OHHHHH there we go, really wrenching on it now baby

Unreal

She said to me she wanted to go to her mothers for next few days and leave me with the cleaning, the dog, the cat, the bills, so on and so forth
GO AHEAD, YOUR DRIVING ME NUTS
I LOVE YOU TO DEATH BUT MAN, YOU NEED SOME VODKA OR SOMTHING
either get drunk or im going to beat you with a shovel [email protected]!!!

Im trying to be understanding about this wedding, all this crap that has to be done, mothers day, all these little crazy things that weddings SUCK YOUR WALLET DRY for,
(man could have had 2 freakin WEIAND BLOWERS AND NEW CARBS ON MY BABY BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO Table settings, napkins, card holders for the names, disposable cameras for everyone GRRRRR MONEY SUCKING EVENT)

Okay im done venting

Im still going through with this
I get a better tax deduction, insurance rates drop
and I have a nice flashy ring and a piece of paper saying my wife now has a porno name (why all porno chicks have to use my last name is totally beyond me)
That is that

and Ill still hear $hit for working on the boat, having the boat on the side of the house, having a F350 just to pull the boat, 300 to fill the boat, time out on the boat, tires for trailer for the boat and the list goes on
This is why MEN INVENTED SELECTIVE HEARING!!!!!!!!
I wont sell her, I wont trade her in
I love her and if I feel that it is becoming a hassle to listen to this all the time, Ill just leave her on the docks and go out alone, for my own adventure.
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