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Old 11-23-2010, 01:04 PM
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It seems that "Ruling the Seas" does not always go hand in hand with "Ruling the Roost"!!!!
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The philosophy I came up with really helps.

It's called drop a zero.

If it cost $10,000.. it was $1,000
If it cost $5,000 .. it was $500


Since zero is nothing... I'm not really lying, it's more of a fib for her own protection. If she know what i really spent she would have a heart attack. We would have matching Defibrillators at the very least!

This if for her own good! It makes me feel good that I am so concerned with here health

I almost forgot!! I also you "I traded some stuff for it". Money is stuff, isn't it?
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The philosophy I came up with really helps.

It's called drop a zero.

If it cost $10,000.. it was $1,000
If it cost $5,000 .. it was $500


Since zero is nothing... I'm not really lying, it's more of a fib for her own protection. If she know what i really spent she would have a heart attack. We would have matching Defibrillators at the very least!

This if for her own good! It makes me feel good that I am so concerned with here health

I almost forgot!! I also you "I traded some stuff for it". Money is stuff, isn't it?
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Old 11-23-2010, 01:27 PM
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My suggestion,bring your wife to Key West.My wife never *****ed about my boats.Brought her to Key West for the first time,and after the first day of racing,her words"We need a bigger faster boat,maybe even one of those Cat things" So I got that going for me.
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Old 11-23-2010, 01:34 PM
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If it %UCKS, FLIES, OR FLOATS rent it!
I agree. Anyone with a 50 mystic with t55's for rent?
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Boats are a BARGAIN ... compared to what attorneys cost to get rid of them
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Old 11-23-2010, 01:46 PM
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After reading back I have to say that I am very lucky to have my wife. An occasional jab about it but nothing ever serious.
Either that or she is just waiting on me killing myself in one of them and then selling off the other 2.
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send her my way....I'll give up the boat
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Old 11-23-2010, 01:52 PM
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I think someone should make one of those Extranormal cartoon videos out of the material in this thread. That would make for a lot of laughs ....... until our wives of coarse clued in and started watching.

Sample: http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7535703/?ref=nf
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Wife's are like a new engine, they MUST be broken in properly
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