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Old 11-23-2010 | 01:32 PM
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Wife's are like a new engine, they MUST be broken in properly
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Old 11-23-2010 | 01:55 PM
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I spent a weekend last summer with some friends on their houseboat and he told me he just converts everything into "boat units" with one boat unit equaling $1000. It just sounds better to tell her he's got to spend another 5 boat units on something.
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Old 11-23-2010 | 02:04 PM
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My wife is cool about it she likes sewing and quilting so I let her buy her things like a 4 k sewing machine and we are good lol Its all good She loves the ride and gives the fam something to do together {come on summer}
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Old 11-23-2010 | 02:06 PM
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You guys are cracking me up!!

Yeah...I hear it too. She DID pay for half the boat when we bought it so that was great AND she does mention things about it that she wants US to change! It's okay if it's that stuff we are messing with BUT...I was warned that it runs awesome so I better leave the motor alone!! She has a point I suppose."If it aint broke...blah, blah, blah!" We live in 2 different houses right now (not married yet) so money is tighter (for me). Maybe once we get under one roof and 2 incomes it won't be so bad???

Maybe??????? LOl!
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Old 11-23-2010 | 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by LubeJobs42
The philosophy I came up with really helps.

It's called drop a zero.

If it cost $10,000.. it was $1,000
If it cost $5,000 .. it was $500


Since zero is nothing... I'm not really lying, it's more of a fib for her own protection. If she know what i really spent she would have a heart attack. We would have matching Defibrillators at the very least!

This if for her own good! It makes me feel good that I am so concerned with here health

I almost forgot!! I also you "I traded some stuff for it". Money is stuff, isn't it?
Damn Gino, you are like a modern day Confucius! That's some deep sh!t right there.
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Old 11-23-2010 | 07:03 PM
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just remember ...HAPPY WIFE..HAPPY LIFE...
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Old 11-23-2010 | 07:10 PM
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If my wife ever did complain I would just take her out for a bowl of soup and a baked potato.
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Old 11-23-2010 | 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by LubeJobs42
The philosophy I came up with really helps.

It's called drop a zero.

If it cost $10,000.. it was $1,000
If it cost $5,000 .. it was $500


Since zero is nothing... I'm not really lying, it's more of a fib for her own protection. If she know what i really spent she would have a heart attack. We would have matching Defibrillators at the very least!

This if for her own good! It makes me feel good that I am so concerned with here health

I almost forgot!! I also you "I traded some stuff for it". Money is stuff, isn't it?
That is exactly what I do, had the top end done, "How much is that going to cost?" I replied, aww not too bad, $250, I'm doing most of the work myself. I get away with a lot stuff by doing myself, but she has no idea what the parts cost, and if I have to pay, I never tell her the true amount.
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Old 11-23-2010 | 07:57 PM
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Ahhhh keep em coming ......u guys are keeping me single.

Ive been there n done it too. I used to ALWAYS hear n she had no problems announcing to any and everyone the diamond she "expected and deserved" was under my hatches and it was a golf ball size diamond................Ahhhhh shes an EX needless to say....

Always looking for the next EX and taking applicants currently
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Old 11-23-2010 | 08:37 PM
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My wife will make the coments but at the same time she knows how much boating means to me...

I've threatened to sell a few times and she's usually the one talking some sense into me.

We work well together, she keeps me balanced (mentally and also my check book).

At this point I just want the kids to grow up so I can go boating with my wife more often.
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