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Old 11-25-2010, 06:09 AM
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What do you tell a woman that has 2 black eyes??? Nothing... She has already been told twice...
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Guys....its all about money with them......if you got lots of it.....they never complain......if you don`t.....watch out....
Life`s a sh!t sandwich..........the more dough you got....the less sh!t you gotta eat........lol
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well we just went through 2 cycles on Invitro fertilization, about 37K (have a awesome little 5 wk old with absoultely no regrets)

let's just say whatever I can afford to spend on the next boat she will not say a word! Now I just have to find the money somehow.
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My wife has horses, make my boat look like a bargain. For what she spends I could have Sterling on speed dial. Doug
I feel for you bro, been their dun that and phuck that, she finally had to go along with the 5 horses she rode in on
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Thats Great..., Randy, I know your pain, and its Racing not just Boats. I had one GF that used to get drunk and I quote, "Why don't you stick your D... in that exhaust pipe because thats the only thin you give a s... about", most GF's think its somthing that I'll grow out of
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Old 11-25-2010, 09:16 AM
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He who makes the gold makes the rules.

I gave up my 'leverage' once and got married. Found out quick that my life changed in ways I didn't like - right after I got married.

Nowadays I keep the 'leverage' by being not married. The old lady is a good girl, 16 years younger (she's 26) and in training

Long as I'm not married, its still her who is trying to do the impressing - even 5 years later. She knows I can kick her to the curb and it won't cost me a cent, but her lifestyle would change drastically.

Like any business deal, its about who has the money and the leverage.

Gotta think ahead boys
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He who makes the gold makes the rules.

I gave up my 'leverage' once and got married. Found out quick that my life changed in ways I didn't like - right after I got married.

Nowadays I keep the 'leverage' by being not married. The old lady is a good girl, 16 years younger (she's 26) and in training

Long as I'm not married, its still her who is trying to do the impressing - even 5 years later. She knows I can kick her to the curb and it won't cost me a cent, but her lifestyle would change drastically.

Like any business deal, its about who has the money and the leverage.

Gotta think ahead boys
exactly!!!
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Old 11-25-2010, 09:32 AM
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Wow, mine must be the exception. When it comes to boats, she's all about whatever it takes or whatever I/we want. The cruiser we bought 2 yrs ago......she wanted it.
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Wow, mine must be the exception. When it comes to boats, she's all about whatever it takes or whatever I/we want. The cruiser we bought 2 yrs ago......she wanted it.
Ditto, she has the Sea Ray; I get the rest of the toys.
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