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Old 05-21-2002, 10:48 AM
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I have just had a BRILLIANT IDEA! With all the bickering and name calling going on over the current sanctioning bodies, I'll bet that if OSO becomes a sanctioning body it will take all the members from the other 2 and if they set and hold true to STRICT rules it would even be fair! Here is who I think should head it up.

Chairman Of The Board: Steve David
CEO: Jeffrey
President: DaveP
Vice President: Shanghied Again
Commentator and V.P. Public Relations: T2x
Technical Director and Assoc. V.P. Public Relations: C_Spray
Competition Director: Sharkey
Party Planner: SunseekerNY
Safety Director:
Media Relations: Pooder uh...Peeder ummm...Pider, awe hell you know who I am talking about
Historian: RayP and RonP
Homolgation Directors: Peter Hledin and George Lindner
Directors of Post Race Entertainment: Miller and DJD
Preferred Post Race Entertainment: The Ladiesof LACE!
Website Developer: Darren Luhrs
Chief Scorer: River Girl
Asst. Scorer: Boat Girl
Official Graphics Designer for all competitors: Ryan Beckley (all boats must use him)

If anyone can think of any positions I left out please add them below.
Dear Shane:

That list reads like the "Who's Who" of Offshore Only!

If it were the "Who's Who" of the marine industry, you would have to list Irwin Jacbobs as the "bookkeeper." Now that would be an organization!

Good job!
 
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Jeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz! I forgot Too Old !!!!! Maybe in charge of painting everything that doesnt move !!!
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I like it! Count me in
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Old 05-21-2002, 10:55 AM
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Too Old, would you be in charge of food and beverages as well as making our sport more juriatrically friendly?
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What about the official popcorn maker...or the official BAT custodian...or the official livestock molestor?

Can we have a Baylitter class?
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There has to be a job in this organization for me where my tact and diplomacy could be best utilized
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BAYLITTER .......I havnt heard that one!!!1
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Okay, great ideas guys.

Director of dispute resolution: Sy Goldberg
Baylitter Class representative: Shorgasm
Official Keeper of the Bat: Traviss
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WOW..........this would be pretty cool. Thanks for the honor of the nomination

Recommended Safety Director: Scot Blue - MONOC "Simply the best"
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