Jeez - This IS just like the real thing. Even before I find out that I've been "appointed", someone starts making my decisions for me....

I quit.

No - I'm going to stay on, but spread poison behind the scenes. That'll make it even MORE realistic!!!

Actually - as long as the rest of the gang is in - I'm in. Sy - We're gonna need some really, really, really good Directors Liability Insurance. Really good.

Name?:
Off-
Shore
Only
L
Osers &
M
Iscreants
Association

(O-SO-LO-MIA)

I wanna be the chief tech inspector.
Any part or power plant that fails,I get to keep
of course,all participants would have the option of just payin me large to shut up and look the other way

Last Time I checked with HRH the "Golden Child"....... We're all obsolete anyway.................. so I suggest.

O........Obsolete
S.........Sea Racing
O.........Organization

T2x.

PS: With all due respect to the other nominees,.......... George Linder, architect of the Lavin Guidelines, belongs in the Safety department too. Other than that I suggest our first race....around Long Island on 4th of July weekend...... We can stop in the Hamptons and maybe get a glimpse of Puder and Cameron Diaz sunning themselves on the beach.

HMMMM.....uh oh....... things like this have a way of coming true....Hey Patel....We need a Lawyer ....pronto... I know HRH, "The Golden Boy" will immediately sue us.

T2x - I realized my mistake right after I posted, but you beat me to it:

Off-
Shore
Only
Losers/Lawyers &
Obsolete
MIscreants
Association

(We'd probably also get sued over anything that sounded like "Sea Race", too....)

Come to think of it, as soon as Patel's on board, we'll go on the offensive and sue everybody else FIRST. (The best defense...)

"I had to shoot one of 'em right away - I wanted 'em to know my intentions was serious." - John Wayne as Rooster Cogburn

Dave,

you trying to strip me of my safety director title already. Man, I had my lace girls, i mean my nurses all picked out already.

THE DREAM TEAM

QUOTE]Originally posted by T2x
Other than that I suggest our first race....around Long Island on 4th of July weekend...... [/QUOTE]

I think we have THE team here that could make this dream come true (again).

GREAT IDEA MR LUHRS - OSO should run this race. Count me in.

Jennifer

I just reread my last post. Did you say 4th of July weekend?

Uh, you were kidding, right?



Jennifer

"Security......Troutly { also in charge of Dognuts}"

What's a dognut ? I don't want to be licking the icing off o' no dognuts!!

C_Spray and T2x, you guys CRACK ME UP!

Shane's profile at the bottom of his post.

"If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery NEVER changes."

= DOGNUTS?????????