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endeavor1 03-23-2011 03:28 PM


Originally Posted by Rik (Post 3357761)
I think #2 should have read:

2. If it is your wife, she'd better not be a b*tch or you and her both are not going.

+1 :lolhit:

ckin62 03-23-2011 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by endeavor1 (Post 3357809)
+1 :lolhit:

I inserted "Fatazz!" :bigbird:

rlj676 03-23-2011 06:55 PM

It's amazing that there are dudes who would think it's cool to invite some random guy, or any "unauthorized" males! It's not a passenger ferry, barely fits anyone to start w/ and I'm not cramming some dudes on. Chicks we'll squeeze for.

Cash Bar 03-23-2011 06:59 PM


Originally Posted by Interceptor (Post 3356786)
Whenever you grow up rule #2 will change.

I'm 42 and I think that rule is UNBENDABLE. Unless your wife swings. :evilb:

Sheer Insanity 03-23-2011 07:42 PM

I do all the inviting and make rules as they board. If someone does not like or follow my rules on my boat they and get off at the nearest accessable place. Sorry, but you are a guest on my boat respect it or find a way home.

One time I caught a girl putting her corona against my rear seat grab bar and hitting the top to open it.... Did Not go well for her and cost me $80+ my time and travel to repair and powder coat it.

GLH 03-23-2011 07:56 PM


Originally Posted by steeda (Post 3356739)
Boating Rules!!!

1. Have Fun.

2. to .... Refer to rule# 1.


http://wherearemykeys.typepad.com/.a...57e8970c-800wi

Pete280 03-23-2011 08:00 PM

my only rule is to relax and enjoy the day, Steeda your boat sounds too stressful, If you need your friends money for gas then keep it at the dock, if you want to play you gotta pay

thirdchildhood 03-23-2011 08:07 PM


Originally Posted by GLH (Post 3358062)
1. Have Fun.

2. to .... Refer to rule# 1.


http://wherearemykeys.typepad.com/.a...57e8970c-800wi

That brings 2 more rules to mind.

No high heels on the deck.

Only guys can stick their faces in the boobs.

anewway 03-24-2011 12:04 AM


Originally Posted by thirdchildhood (Post 3358079)
That brings 2 more rules to mind.

No high heels on the deck.

Only guys can stick their faces in the boobs.

I'm down with the first one, but the second one? Generally a girl in another girls boobs is just the warm up for later. :evilb:

PhantomChaos 03-24-2011 12:22 AM


Originally Posted by Cash Bar (Post 3358004)
I'm 42 and I think that rule is UNBENDABLE. Unless your wife swings. :evilb:

I think he said "when you grow up"......not "when you get old"! :D :drink::drink:





Just kidding! :drink:


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