Bad wording. I ran it past my attorney ;). How about:

If a girl can stick her face in another girl's boobs then those boobs are fair game for the guys too.

Sounds like a good rule in theory, but it's NOT what I normally see. I'd say the majority of boats I see either have a 1:1 ratio or more guys than girls.

No sausage fests!.....Susi hates being the only girl.
I dont mind someone grabbing a beer or a drink off me if they run out, no problem help yourself.....but if they come out with NOTHING to drink and have NO money thats something different....like WTF.....and that goes for chicks too.....playing the pu$$y card isnt going to work....I already have mine.
I'll first timers slide no problem but I tire of repeat offenders.

I appreciate money for gas.....lots of times if we just head out to the sandbar I refuse but its really more the offer than the amount.

I see you boat is sold.....too many freeloaders eh???? haha:lolhit:

:eek:did you throw her overboard????? BI$CH!!!

Unless you have a Capt's license its illegal to charge your passengers for fuel.

technically its asking for generous donations :drink:

I don't enforce the no shoe policy on my boats... Hell, I am one of the sissys that has to wear water shoes becasue I don't want my lilly white feet touching sand or muck. So it would be hypicritical at best to tell everyone else to not wear shoes. But most people bare foot it anyway cause they aren't as much of a sissy as me..... Non-marking shoes are the only real rule.......

That and no getting drunk and punching the captin in the eye....... That kind of $hit WILL get you thrown overboard in the middle of the lake!! Likes to fight guy is no longer allowed aboard my boat or within 50 feet of it.

They are, however, able to pay their share of the fuel expenses. I will gladly accept a few bucks for gas, but I never expect it. It's more the gesture that counts. Pretty sure the "fair share" of the fuel is usually significantly more than the $20 or so most guests pitch in anyway.