When I had the Cig. playboy edition the seats were so soft my buddy coined the phrase; "clubbed baby seal soft"

Also, an unnamed fit young woman climbing back onto the swim platform after an extended swim: "My ass feels heavy!"

direct bolt on replacement

it's been around a few times but " ... if ya' can't fix it by beating it with a hammer then you must have a real electrical problem!"

" well what side of the buoy was I supposed to be on?"

Drive her like she's stolen!

what you are get gas and everyone come's up to you and says " is that a cigar boat? do you race? how much fule does coast to fill up?"

no its a powerboat, race? oh yeah every weekwend ( never raced in a real race?) umm gas well look at the price and times it by ohhh idk 150 gal'ish and that the price.

next question how old ar you and what do you do?

i am 25 and i work for a living!

huh.....

I think I'm gonna go throw up now......

Had just bought my first boat and was excited. Happened to be talking to friend that boated at the lake for years and was telling him all about it. After I finished going on and on about the details I said, What do you think? All he said was, Congradulations, it's the second happiest day of your life. I said what do you mean? He said, "Wait until you sell it." Kind of took the wind out of my sails!

It's cheap to run