gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free

This one is funny now, but not at the time. Racing in the Hudson, running around 105 we launched off a HUGE roller, while the boat is still climbing, the throttle man says "UH OH"

"It will be on time"

i was fillin the tank on my cat and a guy pulls up to the pump next to me and sais,how much gas you puttin in that thing,my reply,more than your harley could burn in 100 years,then he sais,how long will it last,when i told him il be back to fill it up tomorrow,he shook his head and walked away.

Our prices are reasonable...

This boat don't run on thanks!!!!

At the Miami boat show at the Nor-tech booth a couple of guys are walking up and the salesman says "those are whistling gophers" I said what?? salesman says you know they ask "whats that thing go for$?? then whistles walking off..

Seen a few variations, but on a local boat listing for sale,

"has true haul exhaust"

Or a guy on a bicycle at Moosehead lake in Maine at the launch asked my brother if we had figured out what was wrong with boat referring to the loud exhaust at an idle.

Or when the wifey asks.....

"You know what time you'll be home?"

Long time after you're pissed.......

Expected you to say.....

" no worries sir, we will have her off the beach in no time "

That may now be a laughable term