Funniest boating term you've heard?
05-11-2012 | 09:27 AM
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B.O.A.T.;
Bend Over And Take it (when it breaks)
Bent Over and Taking it (when you're fixing it)
Bust Out Another Thousand (when you're gassing up, getting ready to break something)
...it's a vicious cycle!
Bend Over And Take it (when it breaks)
Bent Over and Taking it (when you're fixing it)
Bust Out Another Thousand (when you're gassing up, getting ready to break something)
...it's a vicious cycle!
05-11-2012 | 09:32 AM
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From: Baton Rouge La.
05-11-2012 | 09:35 AM
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From: Raystown Lake , Pa.
Someone explaining to someone else what a cat is said my boat had sconces , me thinks she meant sponson's . Made me think of a Caddy with chandeliers mounted on the front fenders......
....My cruiser buddies also refer to my boat as an ironing board with a big motor , bastage'es....
....My cruiser buddies also refer to my boat as an ironing board with a big motor , bastage'es....
05-11-2012 | 09:42 AM
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stabbin cabin was my favorite for years.
In a thread somewhere about stand up bolsters in a lower freeboard boat.... someone said "you'll stick out like a boner in sweat pants"
I spit all over my keyboard on that one.
In a thread somewhere about stand up bolsters in a lower freeboard boat.... someone said "you'll stick out like a boner in sweat pants"
I spit all over my keyboard on that one.
05-11-2012 | 09:43 AM
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05-11-2012 | 09:52 AM
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From: Raystown Lake , Pa.
I have heard AHOY MOTHERFOCKER many times . After being hounded by some drunk boaters to show em' the wifey told them no , " I'M A FOCKIN LADY AZZHOLES " this is still a popular quote on our lake.....
