There once was a boy named Perkin
Whose father got him jerkin his gerkin
His father said "Perkin,
Stop jerkin your gerkin,
Your gerkin's fer ferkin not jerkin".

There once was a fellow named Clyde
Who fell in an outhouse and died
Now Clyde had a brother
Who fell in another
And now the're interred side by side.

On the a$$ of a hooker named Gale
Was tattoed the price of her tail
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
The same thing was written in brail.

There once was a couple named Kelly
Who were found stuck belly to belly
It seems in there haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly.

There once was a girl from Madrass
Who had a most beautiful a$$
Not rosey and pink
As you may think
But had long ears and ate grass.

There once was a fellow from Boston
Who drove around town in an Austin
With only room for his a$$
And five gallons of gas
His balls hung out and he lost 'im.

There once was a fellow named Kent
Whose d*&k was long that it bent
To save time and trouble
He'd stick it in double
And instead of comming he went.

While pissing on deck, an old boatswain,
Fell asleep, and his pisser got frozen.
It snapped at the shank,
And it fell off and sank
In the sea-'twas his own fault for dozin'.

There once was a handsome young seaman
Who with ladies was really a demon.
In peace or in war,
At sea or on shore,
He could certainly dish out the semen.

There was a young lady at sea
Who said "God how it hurts me to pee."
"I see," said the mate
"That accounts for the state
Of the captain, the purser, and me."

Give me a name, and I'll give you a limerick.

Leroy

Bubba

No Leroy or Bubba in my book but here's a couple.

There was a young plumber of Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
She said, "Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."

A big woolly dog named Lee
Had a host of friends to see.
So he paced the street
On all four feet
But visited mostly on three.

There once was a man from Peru
Who fell asleep in a canoe
While dreaming of Venus
He played with his penis
And woke up with a hand full of goo


Jack and Jill went up the hill
They each had a dollar and quarter
Jill came down with 2 and a half
They didn't go up for water