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Old 07-02-2002, 04:20 AM
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There once was a man named McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added some vermouth
And slipped his chick a martini!
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A businesslike harlot named Draper
once tried an unusual caper.
What made it so nice
was you got it half-price
if you brought in her ad from the paper.
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A newlywed bride, Mrs. Young
asked the doctor to fix her torn lung.
When asked how it ripped
she replied as she stripped,
"That man I married is hung".

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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dong was so long he could suck it.
He walked down the street,
Just a swinging his meat.
While he carried he's balls in a bucket.

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There once was a man named MacGrueder
Who saw a nude and wooed her
She thought it was crude
To be wooed in the nude
But MacGrueder was shrewder and screwed her!

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there once was a man from crass
who's balls were made of brass
he banged them together
they played stormy weather
and lightning shot out of his ass
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A nymphomaniac named Alice
Used a dynomite stick as a Phalice
They found her Vagina
In North Carolina
And half of her a$$hole in Dallas
 
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Read this on the bathroom wall at a Pizza Place when I was a littel kid and never forgot it.

Some people come here to sit and think,
Some people come here to **** and stink.
But I come here to sit in the stall,
And read the bull**** on the wall.
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From a crypt in the church of St. Giles,
Came a scream that resounded for miles!!
"My goodness gracious!" Said brother Ignatius.
"I forgot that your lordship has piles."
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Very nice keep 'em coming.
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