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sommerfliesby 06-12-2013 09:26 AM


Originally Posted by tgi (Post 3941476)
Thanks for the good laugh!!!

We have a handful of Cig owners around here that are more than obnoxious. Most of them are rocking 20+ year old Cig's thinking their Big pimpin'. In other words the poor schmucks can't afford a new cig but still think their cool with a "1" on the side of their boat.

The "history" with Cig gets a bit much.....The 80's & 90's are a distant memory no need to relive 30 years of history at the lake every weekend.

If you want to support the brand buy a new cig & most of those owners are completely fine, its the " I wanna be in the Cig club" people that are so annoying. No you don't have any money if you have to buy a 20 year old cig.

Sounds like SOMEBODY wants a Cigarette...

seafordguy 06-12-2013 09:57 AM

HAHAHA........

That's pretty funny stuff.....

MrSneakAttack 06-12-2013 10:06 AM

classic! lol

MILD THUNDER 06-12-2013 12:46 PM


Originally Posted by frickstyle (Post 3941380)
Don't rule out the Berlinetta Camaro;
a sheep, in sheep's clothing.

Yes, upping the power. Fastest it has been was about 75 mph, on the trailer coming back from Dave's shop. Doesn't it take about 7,500 hp to make these things hit 90? I only had about 400 in the truck.....

LMAO. "A Sheep, in sheep's clothing" That's good man.

SnailblazerSS 06-12-2013 01:01 PM

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RebarBox 06-12-2013 05:18 PM


Originally Posted by tgi (Post 3941476)
Thanks for the good laugh!!!

We have a handful of Cig owners around here that are more than obnoxious. Most of them are rocking 20+ year old Cig's thinking their Big pimpin'. In other words the poor schmucks can't afford a new cig but still think their cool with a "1" on the side of their boat.

The "history" with Cig gets a bit much.....The 80's & 90's are a distant memory no need to relive 30 years of history at the lake every weekend.

If you want to support the brand buy a new cig & most of those owners are completely fine, its the " I wanna be in the Cig club" people that are so annoying. No you don't have any money if you have to buy a 20 year old cig.

WOW - tgi. Great post...:rolleyes:

MILD THUNDER - you have a very smart painter!:cool-smiley-011:

Interceptor 06-12-2013 06:36 PM


Originally Posted by tgi (Post 3941476)
Thanks for the good laugh!!!

We have a handful of Cig owners around here that are more than obnoxious. Most of them are rocking 20+ year old Cig's thinking their Big pimpin'. In other words the poor schmucks can't afford a new cig but still think their cool with a "1" on the side of their boat.

The "history" with Cig gets a bit much.....The 80's & 90's are a distant memory no need to relive 30 years of history at the lake every weekend.

If you want to support the brand buy a new cig & most of those owners are completely fine, its the " I wanna be in the Cig club" people that are so annoying. No you don't have any money if you have to buy a 20 year old cig.

New or old they all sink the same.

MrSneakAttack 06-12-2013 08:01 PM

yo mild FYI--i wear an all white linen suit when i drive my boat. my boat is the fastest of all boats in 16ft seas or bigger. we drink mad dog 20/20 in cups with no lids and have never spilt a drop but we do rails off my passenger bolster instead reach arounds lol

MILD THUNDER 06-12-2013 08:26 PM


Originally Posted by MrSneakAttack (Post 3941850)
yo mild FYI--i wear an all white linen suit when i drive my boat. my boat is the fastest of all boats in 16ft seas or bigger. we drink mad dog 20/20 in cups with no lids and have never spilt a drop but we do rails off my passenger bolster instead reach arounds lol

Must be nice!! When Im in my 38 Fountain doing 65, in a 6 inch chop, I crack vertebrae, beer cans explode, I have to drink out of a sippy cup, my passengers scream bloody murder in pain, and I cant take it over 55 in a 1ft chop because its just too darn rough. I really should have bought a Cigarette or Active Thunder, so I wouldn't have these problems.

I wonder how all those fountains won so many offshore races. Those guys must have been wearing Michelin Man marshmellow suits and had Trucker Air seats.

MrSneakAttack 06-12-2013 08:32 PM

lol

US1 Fountain 06-12-2013 08:46 PM

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I had one of those #1 boats too

topprop 06-12-2013 08:53 PM


Originally Posted by frickstyle (Post 3941028)
You strike me as more of an IROC-Z kind of guy.

I opted for the "90" theme, minus the "9" as is boat currently goes ZERO, that's why I only got the rear half of the paint job!!!!

IROC is the perfect name for the pipe smoking boss of the big waves........just spell it out so know one gets confused.....I Reek Of Cologne.....because I'm sure that guy would.

pi75 06-12-2013 08:58 PM

i thought it was "italian retard out cruising"

sommerfliesby 06-12-2013 09:19 PM

Both would work for Joe...

MILD THUNDER 06-13-2013 10:01 AM

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I wont deny it. Where I come from, if you were a cool guy, you had a IROC, GTA, or Grand National. And most important, you had T-Tops, wore a white dago Tee, and your hair was gelled, and it was assumed you sold dope for a living. If you had a Mustang LX, you were a broke hillbilly.

txtraveller2002 06-13-2013 10:04 AM

Looks like the idea is already catching on...I hear this boat can now run through 6 footers with ease, and evidently looks 10 feet longer at the dock. Crockett and Tubbs approve...

http://www.powerboatlistings.com/view/22231

Sydwayz 06-13-2013 10:07 AM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 3942157)
I wont deny it. Where I come from, if you were a cool guy, you had a IROC, GTA, or Grand National. And most important, you had T-Tops, wore a white dago Tee, and your hair was gelled, and it was assumed you sold dope for a living. If you had a Mustang LX, you were a broke hillbilly.

Heck, even a Monte Carlo with T-Tops outranked a Mustang. I grew up in NW Indiana and miss my T-Top Monte everyday.

And your Camaro or TA wasn't worth a crap if it didn't have the 5.7 either.

MILD THUNDER 06-13-2013 10:07 AM


Originally Posted by txtraveller2002 (Post 3942159)
Looks like the idea is already catching on...I hear this boat can now run through 6 footers with ease, and evidently looks 10 feet longer at the dock. Crockett and Tubbs approve...

http://www.powerboatlistings.com/view/22231

That's a TRUE 26!! If you are boat shopping, that would be comparable size wise to a 35 Fountain. You have to subtract 6FT for the beak, and 3ft for the platform.

MILD THUNDER 06-13-2013 10:11 AM


Originally Posted by Sydwayz (Post 3942164)
Heck, even a Monte Carlo with T-Tops outranked a Mustang. I grew up in NW Indiana and miss my T-Top Monte everyday.

And your Camaro or TA wasn't worth a crap if it didn't have the 5.7 either.

YES! I remember my buddy bought a 91 Camaro RS. It looked cool, as it was white. But it had a 305 TBI, not even TPI. It was a TURD!

Monte's were cool, as were the 442 Olds, but they just never had a engine that had any Balls from the factory. Maybe if they would have carried that body after 87 they woulda offered the 5.7 TPI.

A buddy of mine just a few months ago picked up a 92 Mustang LX. It has 2k original miles. Literally 2k. Looks and smells showroom. First thing he said when he got it, "what a dog"!! They seemed much faster back then. But I suppose today, when a family suv does 0-60 in 5 seconds, it would feel like a dog.

4bus 06-13-2013 11:03 AM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 3942169)
YES! I remember my buddy bought a 91 Camaro RS. It looked cool, as it was white. But it had a 305 TBI, not even TPI. It was a TURD!

Monte's were cool, as were the 442 Olds, but they just never had a engine that had any Balls from the factory. Maybe if they would have carried that body after 87 they woulda offered the 5.7 TPI.

A buddy of mine just a few months ago picked up a 92 Mustang LX. It has 2k original miles. Literally 2k. Looks and smells showroom. First thing he said when he got it, "what a dog"!! They seemed much faster back then. But I suppose today, when a family suv does 0-60 in 5 seconds, it would feel like a dog.

I remember getting walked in my 5 speed IROC by a Quad4 grand am GT and a GLHS Omni in the early 90's. I put a #1 sticker on it and told everyone my IROC would take any pot hole on the road and 60 mph all day long. If that didn't work I would invite them to race me through speed bumps.

I have to hear about the old tanks in this neck of the woods too. "ya but I can do 60 in anything" when honestly so can I, cause 60 is 3200 rpm :D Maybe the cig is better in 8-12 footers, but I don't boat the great lakes in November so I don't care. I wanna go fast when it is nice out, ya know, 95 percent of the conditions we see while boating.

Dukedonzi 06-13-2013 11:12 AM

That checkmate is pretty cool! It's really funny that it popped up for sale at this time.

Dukedonzi 06-13-2013 11:18 AM

I remember back in the day... I bought a 1982 Camaro V6 first year of the new body style, I put keystone klassic's with 60's all the way around, louvers, head light covers, alpine stero.... man, i thought that thing was cool. First new car I ever bought... speaking of headlight covers... How about some more pic's of the wife ICDEDPPL...

Sydwayz 06-13-2013 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by 4bus (Post 3942206)
I remember getting walked in my 5 speed IROC by a Quad4 grand am GT and a GLHS Omni in the early 90's. I put a #1 sticker on it and told everyone my IROC would take any pot hole on the road and 60 mph all day long. If that didn't work I would invite them to race me through speed bumps.

I have to hear about the old tanks in this neck of the woods too. "ya but I can do 60 in anything" when honestly so can I, cause 60 is 3200 rpm :D Maybe the cig is better in 8-12 footers, but I don't boat the great lakes in November so I don't care. I wanna go fast when it is nice out, ya know, 95 percent of the conditions we see while boating.

BULLCHIT! We all know you drove a Celica hatchback with Kraco speakers rolling around in the back; carrying on about how great your stereo sounded. :helmet: :evilb: :drink:

4bus 06-13-2013 01:00 PM


Originally Posted by Sydwayz (Post 3942243)
BULLCHIT! We all know you drove a Celica hatchback with Kraco speakers rolling around in the back; carrying on about how great your stereo sounded. :helmet: :evilb: :drink:

No....I was a GM loyalist for many years......until cars got complicated and they couldn't figure out how to make a window motor that last more than 3 years.

Man, I forgot about kraco! I remember a guy on this lake that had the surface mount Kraco speakers tucked on the dash of his 32 AT back in the day. The speakers almost sounded as bad as the diarrhea that spewed out of his mouth when talking about boats.

You AT owners make fountain owners seem modest

Interceptor 06-13-2013 01:08 PM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 3942166)
That's a TRUE 26!! If you are boat shopping, that would be comparable size wise to a 35 Fountain. You have to subtract 6FT for the beak, and 3ft for the platform.

and none of those awful steps
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Knot 4 Me 06-13-2013 01:18 PM

Screw Kraco. If you were really cool you stuck your Realistic home stereo speakers behind the bench seat of your truck. .

Dukedonzi 06-13-2013 01:27 PM

"Screw Kraco. If you were really cool you stuck your Realistic home stereo speakers behind the bench seat of your truck."

Or you stuck them in the back window!

Man, I haven't heard Kraco in years... If I look hard enough I might be able to find the realistic's some where in my attic :whistle:

MILD THUNDER 06-13-2013 01:28 PM


Originally Posted by Knot 4 Me (Post 3942284)
Screw Kraco. If you were really cool you stuck your Realistic home stereo speakers behind the bench seat of your truck. .

I had a buddy who had a mid 80's Caprice Wagon, woodgrain and all on the sides. His dad gave it to him. He had a Walkman, with a Y adapter, into a AMP. That amp powered two big house speakers in the back of the wagon. He's currently shopping for a used Cig as we speak.

MILD THUNDER 06-13-2013 01:38 PM

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Sweet!!

MissBehavin777 06-13-2013 01:48 PM

Never seen this before laughed my ass off when I goggled this beast! http://www.turbo-mopar.com/forums/sh...-GLHS-For-Sale

MILD THUNDER 06-13-2013 01:58 PM

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Chevy wasn't the only IROC. Although I am pretty sure this one came with a box of tampons

MILD THUNDER 06-13-2013 02:05 PM

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Name says it all.

Cool boat. Although, with the original 454/425HP TRS package, not sure it lives up to the 90MPH paint job.

http://boats.iboats.com/1993-cigaret...un/301394.html

4bus 06-13-2013 02:10 PM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 3942296)
Sweet!!

That car was fast the day, but IMO Chrysler almost ruined Shelby. K cars......really?

4bus 06-13-2013 02:11 PM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 3942309)
Chevy wasn't the only IROC. Although I am pretty sure this one came with a box of tampons

Another SAD SAD day......please no more Chrysler products, you are staining my screen

tomtbone1993 06-13-2013 02:24 PM

This thread brings back bad memories of myself owning a Ford Probe GT with a flowmaster....:( what a POS

scarabman 06-13-2013 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 3942296)
Sweet!!

I used to own one for a few years . They were a VERY fun car at the time.

MILD THUNDER 06-13-2013 02:29 PM


Originally Posted by scarabman (Post 3942325)
I used to own one for a few years . They were a VERY fun car at the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI1gRqKysh4

RebarBox 06-13-2013 02:31 PM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 3942290)
I had a buddy who had a mid 80's Caprice Wagon, woodgrain and all on the sides. His dad gave it to him. He had a Walkman, with a Y adapter, into a AMP. That amp powered two big house speakers in the back of the wagon. He's currently shopping for a used Cig as we speak.

Well MILD BLUNDER, you have a smart painter and sounds like you have a smart buddy. Just keeping running with smart people and I'm sure some of it will rub off. :drink:

BZ 06-13-2013 04:31 PM

lets not forget the Escort EXP ...the race car of that model ... drove one of those all the way from IL to Fl while in college but I was cool back then

Sydwayz 06-13-2013 05:23 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3942324)
This thread brings back bad memories of myself owning a Ford Probe GT with a flowmaster....:( what a POS

Not sure I would have admitted that. At least I had a Mazda 626 wrapped around that drivetrain. :drink:


Originally Posted by BZ (Post 3942378)
lets not forget the Escort EXP ...the race car of that model ... drove one of those all the way from IL to Fl while in college but I was cool back then

Ha, you are so right. My first cousin used to boast about his Racing Escort. I'll never forget when he told me "was taking Corvettes and Porsches off the line". :D


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