New paint Job
 

How do you guys like it? My painter asked me what I wanted out of the paint job. I told him

I want people to say I have the best offshore boat ever made

I want to be able to go 90MPH thru 12' seas and sip champagne

I want to be able to put down every other brand of offshore boat, including outerlimits, nortech, and apache

I want to be able to grow my mustache out and not have people call me a molester

I want to spend 10,000 with the vinyl decal shop, so I can decorate my house, car, pickup truck, boat, trailer, garage, with #1 Decals

I want to wear my #1 hat EVERYWHERE. This includes Church, bingo, night clubs, golfing, and grocery shopping

I ONLY want to pick up chicks over 60.

I want to tell everyone I always get to the card stops FIRST, before everyone when its 12' seas or higher.

I want to smoke a tobacco pipe.

I want to pretend I remember thunderboat row and all those good times back then.

I want to say my 38 rides better than a 50ft Nortech and a 47 GTX


With that said, this is what he came up with.

Funny stuff!

Oh chi#
Stirring the pot a bit mild? I didn't know it was still winter. This should be better then your last thread.

Heyyyy . . . I'm actually doing my second and a third Cig 90 job in the last two years (although one is a 20 ) . . . nothin wrong with a classic ninety :cool-smiley-027: :angry-smiley-044::boat:

:party-smiley-004:
A stunning preemptive attack. Here we go. lol

As we discussed, Joe...I do not think the "90 MPH" on the hatches should go on there until the boat actually DOES 90...

Could you maybe get the painter to do a rendering that says "85.3 MPH"?

That's 88.0 sir. I've made some changes, so it may end up being 91.7 or something along those lines.

But that's besides the point. I am more into the tabacco pipe and mustache thing.

Your painter's protractor called in sick that day as that beak totally confuses the f&%k out of that paintjob. Probably ought to have the stripe going up and aft. Wait, I'm so confused.

Could be right on that. When it comes time to lay the color, not sure i wanna have a AT guy work the gun. Their hands are way too shakey from all the handies they are giving each other.

" oh dude your AT is so awesome" ......"yours too buddy keep going dont stop I'm almost done"

I say go for it, then your boat might actually be cool.....

Now you know why the seats are like that. 'Bout time you figured that out! :drink:

Looks like Don Johnson in the first pic. "Bye Bye Movie Star!"

Ahh, the AT Buddy Bolster.......more intimate than you may think.


"why is the guy sitting next to you working the throttles so hard, its 1FT or less today"

"Uh, he wasn't working the throttles, and btw, do you have a chamois".

I know. I was thinking about getting a V6 mustang and painting Cobra stripes on it to be ''cooler''. Did you get those 14-71's on yet?

You strike me as more of an IROC-Z kind of guy.

I opted for the "90" theme, minus the "9" as is boat currently goes ZERO, that's why I only got the rear half of the paint job!!!!

Good call on that. I was partial to the IROC's over the Mustang. But over both of them was the GTA Trans Am with digital dash.

Sick Top Gun though. I heard your upping the power?

OMG !!! Im glad I don't own a boat anymore !!!!

I think you mean "AMG"

Rollin in my Benzo Cig style.....or Rollin in my Cig, Benzo style......In other words, I have undersized genitals, and I had no friends growing up. But now I have friends, and the women don't mind my microscopic genitals because I buy them Coach purses, give them my visa, so they can treat their boy toy's to penthouse suites and sex fests behind my back. All on my dime, but who cares!

Just think Den...if you DID still have the Baja...you could get Mitch to give IT a 90mph paint job...even though it only did like 68...

LOL!!! Hope your PM box is empty buddy!!


Now lets give this thread some FLAVOR!!


http://33outlaw.zenfolio.com/img/s8/...52297479-4.jpg

NICE! BTW, where did you get that VINTAGE Cigarette Jacket?

Hey Joe...whatcha doin' this weekend? Want to go for a ride? I've got a seat for you...

That is freaking funny, a pipe smoking Cigarette owner. Shades of Hugh Hefner.

ed

sure but can we switch off? You drive, then I drive, etc. I cant multi task well. Plus i'd really like to see what its like "living the dream" runnin a 37 AT, getting a handie, and sippin a chardonnay at 79.6 mph in 10FT'ers even if its just for a minute..

Im gonna have to get a sign made up in front of my passenger bolster

"THIS AINT NO ACTIVE THUNDER, SORRY, YOU'LL HAVE TO JERK YOURSELF OFF IN THIS MODEL. CARRY ON"

I don't have chardonnay. Will a reisling be oK?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY


Saw sommerfliesby's Active Thunder and...... I JIZZED IN MY PANTS...Really not my fault he was cruising the Cut.

Rode in a Top Gun and ......I JIZZED IN MY PANTS...Don't tell your friends or I'll call you a slut

If you go boating with him, And one of you mentions "Up the Aft" you're both getting punched in the face :)

You FIBs are f'n hilarious I really hope I get to meet some of you guys in person this summer! :lolhit:

ICDEDPPL, your wife is AWESOME! I may have to buy a cig just to hang out with you guys!

This **** is hilarious!

joe g,that nite job is messin with your head,lol,to farging funny,i almost pizzed in my pants when is saw the jizz video.

I didn't mind paying extra for a center entry model, at least I don't get grouped with "those" guys! Pretty sure Illinois already passed that same sex marriage thing.

Definitely a lack of sleep getting to me!

Don't rule out the Berlinetta Camaro;
a sheep, in sheep's clothing.

Yes, upping the power. Fastest it has been was about 75 mph, on the trailer coming back from Dave's shop. Doesn't it take about 7,500 hp to make these things hit 90? I only had about 400 in the truck.....

Funny chit !!!!!!:lolhit:

C'mon down. You can sit next to me. Free popcorn as well.

WOW! Free popcorn and a hand job! thats just like going to the movies with PEE WEE Herman! :party-smiley-004:

That's effen hilarious... so true

2nd best thread ever

Thanks for the good laugh!!!

We have a handful of Cig owners around here that are more than obnoxious. Most of them are rocking 20+ year old Cig's thinking their Big pimpin'. In other words the poor schmucks can't afford a new cig but still think their cool with a "1" on the side of their boat.

The "history" with Cig gets a bit much.....The 80's & 90's are a distant memory no need to relive 30 years of history at the lake every weekend.

If you want to support the brand buy a new cig & most of those owners are completely fine, its the " I wanna be in the Cig club" people that are so annoying. No you don't have any money if you have to buy a 20 year old cig.