Top questions on the docks
10-14-2013 | 02:40 PM
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From: morehead n.c
i love it, #1 ? how big is that thing (A) ask your wife/girl friend lol, #2 ? how much gas does it burn (A) to much , #3? it that a Cig boat some time i get fountain (A) i just say yeah lol #4? How fast does it go (A) we it depends what day it is lol...
10-14-2013 | 02:43 PM
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From: Indy
10-14-2013 | 02:55 PM
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What kind of boat is that?
Me: A Cigarette
Yeah, but what kind of boat?
Me: A Cigarette
(complete with dumb a$$ look on my face, they eventually give up)
wait, I don't get asked that yet at the dock, boat is still dry......
Me: A Cigarette
Yeah, but what kind of boat?
Me: A Cigarette
(complete with dumb a$$ look on my face, they eventually give up)
wait, I don't get asked that yet at the dock, boat is still dry......
10-14-2013 | 03:03 PM
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From: Seaford, VA
I never get the 454 line - I always get the 350 line...........
Plenty of Gas questions, plenty of speed questions, plenty of fishing questions, etc........
Where I live no one knows what a Cigarette boat is. They all think it is a cheap Fountain or Baja knockoff since they are more recognizable names.
I did have a girl at the docks one time tell me I needed to get rid of my off brand boat and get a checkmate. Although I like checkmate, I told her I needed to stick with what I had...........
Plenty of Gas questions, plenty of speed questions, plenty of fishing questions, etc........
Where I live no one knows what a Cigarette boat is. They all think it is a cheap Fountain or Baja knockoff since they are more recognizable names.
I did have a girl at the docks one time tell me I needed to get rid of my off brand boat and get a checkmate. Although I like checkmate, I told her I needed to stick with what I had...........
10-14-2013 | 03:13 PM
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From: Pasadena, MD
I never get the 454 line - I always get the 350 line...........
Plenty of Gas questions, plenty of speed questions, plenty of fishing questions, etc........
Where I live no one knows what a Cigarette boat is. They all think it is a cheap Fountain or Baja knockoff since they are more recognizable names.
I did have a girl at the docks one time tell me I needed to get rid of my off brand boat and get a checkmate. Although I like checkmate, I told her I needed to stick with what I had...........
Plenty of Gas questions, plenty of speed questions, plenty of fishing questions, etc........
Where I live no one knows what a Cigarette boat is. They all think it is a cheap Fountain or Baja knockoff since they are more recognizable names.
I did have a girl at the docks one time tell me I needed to get rid of my off brand boat and get a checkmate. Although I like checkmate, I told her I needed to stick with what I had...........
I hear the 454 line... once I was asked if it had a 350
How fast is it, what's it get for fuel mileage
My favorite though considering it's still on the trailer in the front yard was the guy that asked me if it had twins.... with the single bravo hanging out the back... oh yea buddy... definitely twins
10-14-2013 | 03:57 PM
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I used to hand them the Miss GEICO team playing card that had all the turbine stats and then say that was the boat I had just beaten the previous day, weekend, etc. 
