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Old 10-14-2013, 11:57 AM
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I'm frequently asked " Is your boat sinking ? "
Yup, it's a fountain.
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Old 10-14-2013, 12:25 PM
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'Mind if I ask how much one of those costs?"
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Old 10-14-2013, 12:37 PM
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I was actually asked "what would my monthly payment be on a boat like that" really?


And, my favorite of all time. "How fast does that go" "Really that's it? My friend has a starcraft with a nascar engine in it that does 120 mph, I thought yours would be faster with two engines"
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Old 10-14-2013, 01:04 PM
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The one I love is............" catch anything today"...........................do you know how hard it is not to say, hey, dumb azz, does this look like a fishing boat, but I don't, I just smile and say NO.
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Old 10-14-2013, 01:09 PM
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"What is that, a boat??"
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Old 10-14-2013, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Tborisch
"What is that, a boat??"
Well, to be fair, in your case, it could be confused with an airplane, jet, spaceship or a UFO.

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Old 10-14-2013, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by altamate
Well, to be fair, in your case, it could be confused with an airplane, jet or a spaceship.
Lol.. True.
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Old 10-14-2013, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 314joey
The one I love is............" catch anything today"...........................do you know how hard it is not to say, hey, dumb azz, does this look like a fishing boat, but I don't, I just smile and say NO.
A buzz?
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Old 10-14-2013, 01:41 PM
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How fast does this go?
How much horsepower do you have?
Does that have a 454 in there?
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I was pumping gas,girlfriend inside getting beer.I noticed gf talking with two 17 years of age looking guys.I asked what that was about,because they have not moved yet and have the shock face going on. She replied "they wanted to know what it had for power"? I was like and? Gf said, "I told them it has 500 hp blower motors".I say to gf, you said blowers. She looks back at them and they still have not moved or closed their mouth.She laughs,I tell her to get in the boat and quit playing.
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