I'm frequently asked " Is your boat sinking ? "
Yup, it's a fountain.

'Mind if I ask how much one of those costs?"

I was actually asked "what would my monthly payment be on a boat like that" really?


And, my favorite of all time. "How fast does that go" "Really that's it? My friend has a starcraft with a nascar engine in it that does 120 mph, I thought yours would be faster with two engines"

The one I love is............" catch anything today"...........................do you know how hard it is not to say, hey, dumb azz, does this look like a fishing boat, but I don't, I just smile and say NO.

"What is that, a boat??"

Well, to be fair, in your case, it could be confused with an airplane, jet, spaceship or a UFO.

Lol.. True.

A buzz?

How fast does this go?
How much horsepower do you have?
Does that have a 454 in there?

I was pumping gas,girlfriend inside getting beer.I noticed gf talking with two 17 years of age looking guys.I asked what that was about,because they have not moved yet and have the shock face going on. She replied "they wanted to know what it had for power"? I was like and? Gf said, "I told them it has 500 hp blower motors".I say to gf, you said blowers. She looks back at them and they still have not moved or closed their mouth.She laughs,I tell her to get in the boat and quit playing.