https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N-KTbdmuCk "sorry, I came in a little hot, you have any touch up paint?"

"My wife said you have a boat!!!!? Me too. Ive got this 1977 23ft wellcraft. its a Deep Vee, ex racing hull. Pretty fast too, it has a big block chevy. really handles the big water awesome. I run thru 6-7 footers all the time like nuthin'. What do you have?"

"A 47 Outerlimits."

''Oh, I've seen those. I thought about getting one but just don't have the room".

Conversation over.

you forgot to add to the wellcraft that it does 110 mph with a 330 hp and a alpha drive spinning a 19 pitch prop..

Grass, gas or ass... no one rides for free!!!

Man buddy your boat must be fast... You were really hauling ass when we passed you.

Can we go back now

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...and bangs 4. (1M:3F)

" I'm looking for a little knockaround boat to bar hop in, ya know, something I can scratch up and not give a $hit about. Are you selling yours by any chance?"

Those are sweet, how much $$$ were they?
Let's just put it this way, my engines cost more than your house.

Do you mind if I borrow your boat?
Sure go right ahead just leave your wife here, I'v always wanted bang her.