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Old 12-29-2013, 08:35 AM
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Today to my wife as we make some budgets "If gas for the boat is a luxury then so is your coffee!"
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When in doubt, trim it out
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BOATT Break Out Another Ten Thousand
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Old 12-29-2013, 07:35 PM
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Customer asking / telling service center. "Lets put together a list of things that "could" fail and address them.
Ummm.... Well.... Lol
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A sticker on the dash of a Skater race boat in front of the throttleman.

" sh!t better not happen"
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Old 12-30-2013, 11:29 AM
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Two fishermen in a boat fishing with dynamite, A Game Warden comes out from under the willow trees, screams up beside them in his 16' flat bottom W/90 Yamaha, holds onto the side of the fishermen boat and starts giving them his 10 minute riot act speech.

While one fisherman is recording the Game Warden on his cell phone the other fisherman casually lights up another stick of dynamite, hands it to the Game Warden and asks,
"You gona talk or fish"?

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Don`t worry honey I think i fixed everything right.
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Old 12-30-2013, 02:40 PM
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azz, gas or grass, nobody rides for free
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The engine just died, the wind and waves are moving us in the direction of the rocks. Whaddya mean you removed the anchor/line and filled the storage with ice and beer?
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Mine for the 28' Skater referring to twin outboards by local folks who inquire why I have two motors on my boat instead of one. .

"Twice the the fun, four times the trouble"
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