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What knock?
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That noise? It's your muffler bearing....
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how bout current aamco commercial...she says "every time i put it in gear it makes this noise. is it my trans?" he says "no, it's just your starter."
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Ex-mechanic: "well your engines are so noisy it is hard to tell if they are running on all cylinders"
WTF, why couldn't you say something that stupid before you worked on my chit! |
Originally Posted by I.C.U.Lookin
(Post 4090878)
. So I talked to him for a few mins and as he was walking away I said "hey what's the firing order for a 350?" He said "uh uh uh uh I'm not sure off the top of my head, depends on the year, marine or auto?" I said have a nice day. Lol
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Client: This is crazy, any thoughts?
Mechanic: Well!, not sure but hey, they don't last forever! Couldn't do anything but laugh...........lol |
"Part Failure"
Pretty much the go to response for anything that breaks. |
Got this call twice....."don't bother coming down, we blew a motor on the sea trial".....replacing the block on a Mercury motor under warranty.
Best one on a car: Brand new Audi A8L, needed an alignment. Service writer comes back with "well Audi engineers their cars to pull to the right so if you fall asleep at the wheel it steers off the road instead of into oncoming traffic!".......I laughed and said no problem just write that on the service ticket and sign your name and print below.....he decided to align the car instead. |
Brother in law was told he needed to replace the motor when he asked for a spark plug change. Shop continued to say how bad the motor was. Pretty sure it a spark plug cause here is the one I broke off as he pulled out of his pocket a broken spark plug he tried changing
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:lolhit:
Originally Posted by Jupiter Sunsation
(Post 4091027)
Got this call twice....."don't bother coming down, we blew a motor on the sea trial".....replacing the block on a Mercury motor under warranty.
Best one on a car: Brand new Audi A8L, needed an alignment. Service writer comes back with "well Audi engineers their cars to pull to the right so if you fall asleep at the wheel it steers off the road instead of into oncoming traffic!".......I laughed and said no problem just write that on the service ticket and sign your name and print below.....he decided to align the car instead. |
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