Taylor Boats

"The previous owner spared no expense on maintenance. This is better than the day it rolled off the showroom floor."

Two best were (seperate shops) Both HUGE dealers in the DFW area.

"It had props on it when you brought it in"? :lolhit:

"She's good to go.....the whole shop stopped when I fired her up, sounds awesome". I went straight to the ramp from the shop and the MFER was hydrolocked.......

"Giving me cash for that (unexpected) bonus was bullchit. You guys (business owners) always try to screw us."

That was one of my guys that I got rid of shortly after that statement. I Gave him a big wad of cash for a real good month.

A great thank you, don't you think ?

Idiot.

Without even looking at my gf's car.

We just did one of those and it was expensive.

I would be on the other end and could write for years about how stupid the boat owners are about their boats. Completely totally dumb about boats as I wonder why do they even own one and how do they make it through the day with having such little common sense about boats / engines / winterizations freezing temps / fuel / impellers / running without a water source. / storing / never reading the owners manuals / never buying a OEM service manual and trying to fix it with Bubba next door / googling repairs on the net and so on and so on. Anyways I would have you all beat by a long shot.

Things that need service
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bon1x-3g4C8

That is freakin funny right there.

Some people's children...

Dad was a wise man. He told me lots of things that stuck with me. A couple come to mind in this situation.

"if it has tits or tires, you're gonna have trouble with it"

"if it flies, floats or phucks......RENT IT"