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Originally Posted by EV1
(Post 4096712)
Bust out another thousand. BOAT
4th gear pulled harder than a 14 year old with a playboy. Sweating like a pedophile in a playground Oh I think there's something leaking under that car? Nope those are just tears. You win some, you lose some! Life is a highway. So.....bus stop stalker..... Welcome aboard......but leave my kids out of it..... |
Remember the golden rule, He who has the gold rules.
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What do you mean, what do I mean?
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Johnny commenting on how he got his black eye........"I thought he said stand up, he said shut up."
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My luck is so bad, it could be raining pu$$y and I'd get hit in the head with a set of ball$...
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Two wrongs don't make a right.
But 3 lefts do |
That boy doesn't know whether to chit or go blind, he's just gonna fart and close one eye.
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It was a good idea until it got videoed
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It's not about being noticed it's about being remembered.
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May You live as long as you want to ....and Want to as long as you live.
He can't find his ass with both hands. I'm sorry...Crystal Ball wasn't my best subject in school. And last but not least...Micky Rourke's line to Bill Hurt in "Body Heat"..."Don't do it...that's my advice to you. There are 50 ways you can get caught doing this...and if your a genius you'll figure out half of them....and you ain't no genius. |
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