My bud told me the other day " My wife told me I can't spend any more money on the boat unless I go down to the RR crossroads and jackofff hobo's for money. "

When someone is talking too much I say (All I hear is blah blah blah your a dirty tramp.)

When I see someone broke down on the water I say (Better him than me)

And when someone says how is your day I say (4th best day of my life)

Edited.

Where not best sayings...just most used.

My best saying is: Am I related to you ?

did she tell you what that pays? lol

If you find you're digging yourself into a hole, stop digging.

"I don't do cocaine........I just like the way it smells"

My usual response when in a hyper mood.

stolen from another board member Pokher Ace
"A Power Boater is someone who spends money he doesn't have ,on things he doesn't need, to impress people he doesn't know."

so true!

Words I live by:: "Life is what happens.. when you plan something else." Ergo.. "PARADOX".
But my fav, saying and it is soooo true... LMAO.. It's not the face you Fl_lCK.. IT'S THE Fl_lCK YOU FACE.

You can wish in one hand and $h!t in the other and see which fills up first.

If? If my grandma had balls she would be my grandpa, but that is a BIG if!