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Do some thing even if it's wrong.
from my Uncles " Here, pull my finger" |
if you want to run with the dogs you can't piss like a puppy
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....Looks rougher than a stucco bathtub.
This can apply to cars, boats, and women. |
Originally Posted by JRider
(Post 4096613)
2nd place is the first loser
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Noiser that 2 skeltons Fn on a tin roof..
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My grandfather, "Your only as old as the women you feel."
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Forgot this one earlier…
"Good. Fast. Cheap. - Pick 2" |
"You play, you pay" a perfect metaphor for all areas of life.
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just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it
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Drive fast and take chances
I'd rather have a sister in a whore house, then a brother that owns a ______ |
You smell what I'm stepping in?
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Originally Posted by Rattlesnake Jake
(Post 4096629)
But the 2nd mouse gets the cheese..
The early bird catches the worm, but the late worm ! escapes from the early bird! |
Referring to anything remotely electrical...... (Mr Mom quote)
I'm going 220/221, whatever it takes! In reference to someone who just started to workout/go to the gym: She is working on the "somebody new is going to see me naked body!" |
a ***** hair will tow a battleship !
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"Fu$k me running"
"Happy to be here" "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then" "Colder than a witch's t!t in a brass bra" |
Holy Sh*t !!!
I'm Kinda liking dykstras sig :) " You can retake a class but can not Relive a Party" Thats awesome, And probably been said before :) |
Or " I'm Fu*king Something !!!!!!"
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The one I use all the time is Anytime someone leaves let them know "drive fast and take chances".
My other one is if it doesn't fit get a bigger hammer |
Bust out another thousand. BOAT
4th gear pulled harder than a 14 year old with a playboy. Sweating like a pedophile in a playground Oh I think there's something leaking under that car? Nope those are just tears. You win some, you lose some! Life is a highway. |
Originally Posted by Full Force
(Post 4096553)
it'll be fine!!
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There are three kinds of people in this world: Those that can count, and those that can't.
Rides like a floor jack |
if it wasn't for the last minute i would never get anything done :grinser010:
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Nothing exceeds like excess....
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My favorite: Hey! Watch this!
Usually followed by something extremely painful. |
Only newlyweds and liars have sex every day
I feel like a tampon.... good place to be, just at the wrong time |
Jimmy Buffett.
Honey why don't we get drunk & screw |
YOUNG , DUMB , Full of CUM
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Instead of does a bear $hit in the woods I use.
"Is a pigs pu$$y pork" |
What's the definition of a "brat": A kid that acts just like yours but belongs to someone else.
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When asked "what are you doing?" my response is often: "playing with myself, want to help?"
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Sign on the back of a Chevy truck. "If I wanted a Hummer I would call your sister"
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I don't really have a best saying but will never forget my dad's sayings while growning up. Very encouraging as a child, really helped ones confidence. Lol
"If you were any slower you'd be going in reverse" "You'd be late to your own funeral" "You're more useless than a bull with tits" "It's colder than witches tit in a cast iron bra" "Sweating like a whore in church" |
Keep honking azzhole, I'm reloading
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“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
~ Frank Sinatra |
they pretend to pay i pretend to work:p
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Good things aren't cheap & cheap things aren't good.
We tell our customers that every day. |
if it don't fit force it & if it don't go grind it... I've broken tons of stuff this way!
And when I'm working on something, "pass the persuader", it's a ridiculously large hammer.... |
Parking by brail (after bumping the dock)
Well there's your problem (when a completely obvious problem is seen) |
Originally Posted by 12meter joe
(Post 4096769)
I don't really have a best saying but will never forget my dad's sayings while growning up. Very encouraging as a child, really helped ones confidence. Lol
"If you were any slower you'd be going in reverse" "You'd forget to come to your own funeral" "You're more useless than a bull with tits" "It's colder than witches tit in a cast iron bra" "Sweating like a whore in church" My dad tells me all the time, that the best part of me is still on the sheets. :lolhit::lolhit: |
Ever since I was a kid, whenever we would go somewhere and the old man needed to talk to the manager or somebody w/ any kind of authority he says,
"I need to talk to somebody with more Horsepower" Generally leaves people w/ a confused look on their face, but I love it! lol |
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