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inspector747 04-26-2014 05:23 PM

No one here is telling anyone how to live just trying to be informative but I guess you can't fix stupid ...... So when bob is cleaning up Johnny's teeth out of the bilge and has blood stains on his new bolsters or bob is jumping overboard because Johnny got tossed around while standing up and did a scorpion while going over the edge guess we won't feel sorry.... $.02

12meter joe 04-26-2014 05:29 PM


Originally Posted by thirdchildhood (Post 4112684)
You knew where that was. I'm impressed. I love Brown's too. It's a boater's bar all the way!!

Haha...I looked at it and instantly knew it was browns! Hopefully this weather turns around for us.

Level III Chaos 04-26-2014 05:41 PM


Originally Posted by I.C.U.Lookin (Post 4112665)
And your response is weak. Gold chains. Haha. You should be a comedian. Not about macho it's about not living in fear!!

This thread is still a joke.


Hey boatless newbie........does your dad know you're using his computer? Sheez! :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Crude Intentions 04-26-2014 06:13 PM


Originally Posted by Level III Chaos (Post 4112703)
Hey boatless newbie........does your dad know you're using his computer? Sheez! :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Boat less newbie? Level 3 cool guy. I don't do personal attacks on the interwebz as that's for total cool guys. Your as bad as the other guy with a weak ass response.

Not that it really matters but I sold mine due to a divorce and will be in the market for a 42 next year. None of it is my dads. Thank ya very much

Michael1 04-26-2014 06:38 PM


Originally Posted by Level III Chaos (Post 4112703)
Hey boatless newbie........does your dad know you're using his computer? Sheez! :rolleyes::rolleyes:

It does seem like we are wasting our time trying to reason with teenagers. I'll never forget this quote, "Teenagers aren't people. They're teenagers!" One tipoff is when they post photos here of girly posters they have hanging in their bedroom in their parent's basement. Maybe we need to start checking IDs. :rolleyes:

Michael

Crude Intentions 04-26-2014 06:45 PM


Originally Posted by Michael1 (Post 4112718)
It does seem like we are wasting our time trying to reason with teenagers. I'll never forget this quote, "Teenagers aren't people. They're teenagers!" Maybe we need to start checking IDs. :rolleyes:

Michael

Teenager? Yup!! I'm 13 and love it.

Level III Chaos 04-26-2014 06:49 PM


Originally Posted by I.C.U.Lookin (Post 4112711)
Boat less newbie? Level 3 cool guy. I don't do personal attacks on the interwebz as that's for total cool guys. Your as bad as the other guy with a weak ass response.

Not that it really matters but I sold mine due to a divorce and will be in the market for a 42 next year. None of it is my dads. Thank ya very much


Ummmmm.....yes you do. LOL Mom's calling you for dinner. :D Have a great weekend!

Crude Intentions 04-26-2014 06:53 PM


Originally Posted by Level III Chaos (Post 4112722)
Ummmmm.....yes you do. LOL Mom's calling you for dinner. :D Have a great weekend!

Ummmm no I don't! Please show me where I called anyone anything? I've made a general reference but no personal attack.

Seriously the best you have is moms calling for dinner? Wow. Impressive jokes ya got there. Hopefully you'll write a book and the rest of us will have such knowledge.

Michael1 04-26-2014 07:06 PM


Originally Posted by I.C.U.Lookin (Post 4112724)
Ummmm no I don't! Please show me where I called anyone anything? I've made a general reference but no personal attack.

Seriously the best you have is moms calling for dinner? Wow. Impressive jokes ya got there. Hopefully you'll write a book and the rest of us will have such knowledge.

This must be what it's like trying to raise a teenager. Exhausting! I feel for you parents.

Michael

Crude Intentions 04-26-2014 07:10 PM


Originally Posted by Michael1 (Post 4112727)
This must be what it's like trying to raise a teenager. Exhausting! I feel for you parents.

Michael

Again with the teenage thing. Your level of creativity is phenomenal. Oh yeah and I have 2 more days to sit in the wheelhouse and just have fun with you ultra creative folk who wanna call me a teenager. So bring it on!

Crude Intentions 04-26-2014 07:12 PM

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Oh and for the record. This thread is still a joke. Though these guys from Cali have some great jokes.

thirdchildhood 04-26-2014 07:15 PM

THE MOOT! Hell yeah!

http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps683388ae.jpg

Level III Chaos 04-26-2014 08:08 PM


Originally Posted by I.C.U.Lookin (Post 4112724)
Ummmm no I don't! Please show me where I called anyone anything? I've made a general reference but no personal attack.

Seriously the best you have is moms calling for dinner? Wow. Impressive jokes ya got there. Hopefully you'll write a book and the rest of us will have such knowledge.

LOL....if ya think so "playa". Bring it. There have been plenty of posers like you on this website over the years. You have no idea!! Keep posting some copied pic on every post to validate yourself. LOL The only thing you have going for you on this site is your Avatar that folks like. To keep the attention on yourself, you must change it regularly to be valid and "hip". What a joke. :D :D :D Have a great weekend!!! :drink: :drink: :drink:

Crude Intentions 04-26-2014 08:14 PM


Originally Posted by Level III Chaos (Post 4112742)
LOL....if ya think so "playa". Bring it. There have been plenty of posers like you on this website over the years. You have no idea!! Keep posting some copied pic on every post to validate yourself. LOL The only thing you have going for you on this site is your Avatar that folks like. To keep the attention on yourself, you must change it regularly to be valid and "hip". What a joke. :D :D :D Have a great weekend!!! :drink: :drink: :drink:

I'm far from a playa there chaos. Your right the avatar is a fun thing and there's nothing poser about me. I don't pose anything. I'm validating nothing. My avatar used to be my boat until it was sold. Now I'm having fun with it. I could care less what others think and have no desire to be "hip". Absolutely they are copied pics. Most from Facebook. Again it's all fun. Sorry you don't know how to have any.

Level III Chaos 04-26-2014 08:21 PM


Originally Posted by I.C.U.Lookin (Post 4112744)
I'm far from a playa there chaos. Your right the avatar is a fun thing and there's nothing poser about me. I don't pose anything. I'm validating nothing. My avatar used to be my boat until it was sold. Now I'm having fun with it. I could care less what others think and have no desire to be "hip". Absolutely they are copied pics. Most from Facebook. Again it's all fun. Sorry you don't know how to have any.

You don't know me. Don't try to. If appreciate it! Have a great weekend playa!

boatnt 04-26-2014 08:24 PM


Originally Posted by thirdchildhood (Post 4112732)


Very unsafe..very

mptrimshop 04-26-2014 08:25 PM

I feel like there is a panda in the room and nobody wants ya say anything........

Crude Intentions 04-26-2014 08:27 PM


Originally Posted by Level III Chaos (Post 4112746)
You don't know me. Don't try to. If appreciate it! Have a great weekend playa!

Thankfully I don't know you. Believe you me, I'm not trying to and don't want to. I used to live on the left coast and know your type though. The state is beautiful, the people horrible. So trust me. No desire to know you or your type.

Level III Chaos 04-26-2014 09:12 PM


Originally Posted by I.C.U.Lookin (Post 4112750)
Thankfully I don't know you. Believe you me, I'm not trying to and don't want to. I used to live on the left coast and know your type though. The state is beautiful, the people horrible. So trust me. No desire to know you or your type.

Ok playa. As I said......have a great weekend!

vindicator101 04-26-2014 09:20 PM


Originally Posted by US1 Fountain (Post 4112114)
I won't even give these to you. You'd get hurt and take my house. :D


Originally Posted by 96scarab (Post 4111994)
At least the kids are having some family fun with pops, not sitting behind a computer or playing video games all day. It's almost imposible to find a place to ride dirtbikes nowadays. 3-wheelers were banned in the 80's, hell you can't even play a game of jarts at the family BBQ. Where does it end?
Speaking of jarts does anyone have a set they want to sell?


I used to have a set till I put one in the top of my parents camper and they got taken away. Then we just went back to BB gun fights. :eek: Good times!

ICDEDPPL 04-26-2014 09:23 PM


Originally Posted by 302Sport (Post 4112663)
It's none of our business but I'm willing to bet whatever you do for a living is in an office, behind a desk. There is no way that somebody with your outlook at things can work out in the field every day and actually get anything done. I'm guessing Attorney, accountant, engineer or something along those lines.

Pencil pusher for sure!

:fear:


This is Michael in his youth :D


http://americaexplained.files.wordpr...y_filtered.jpg





I better not post any pics of my wifes car I smashed up today, good thing that air bag saved my pretty face since I don`t wear a seat belt
I better go find my flame suit cause seatbelts save lives. :D

(don`t worry my kids never leave dock without a life jacket)

Crude Intentions 04-26-2014 09:29 PM

Be careful. Michaels friend level 3 chaos will chime in and back him up. Y'all might be teenagers like me especially you can with the copies avatar. Maybe I'm the only one trying to be hip but you could be included to. Haha

thirdchildhood 04-26-2014 09:32 PM

Yay. The boy in the plastic bubble. This guy should be safe:

(all the pics I posted, I took)

http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/x...0816091949.jpg

abones 04-26-2014 09:39 PM


Originally Posted by ICDEDPPL (Post 4112764)
Pencil pusher for sure!

:fear:


This is Michael in his youth :D


http://americaexplained.files.wordpr...y_filtered.jpg





I better not post any pics of my wifes car I smashed up today, good thing that air bag saved my pretty face since I don`t wear a seat belt
I better go find my flame suit cause seatbelts save lives. :D

(don`t worry my kids never leave dock without a life jacket)


That kid in the bubble does NOT have a PFD on what happens if the bubble bursts?

ICDEDPPL 04-26-2014 09:44 PM

Lol^^^

Level III Chaos 04-26-2014 09:52 PM


Originally Posted by ICDEDPPL (Post 4112764)
Pencil pusher for sure!

:fear:


This is Michael in his youth :D







I better not post any pics of my wifes car I smashed up today, good thing that air bag saved my pretty face since I don`t wear a seat belt
I better go find my flame suit cause seatbelts save lives. :D

(don`t worry my kids never leave dock without a life jacket)


ICU's butt buddy! :D No safety belt.......that is awesome! :) :D :drink:

Crude Intentions 04-26-2014 09:58 PM

Omg Nort of the powerboat elite. Your hysterical. You have the best jokes. Seriously. Is it a website you use or do you think of these all yourself?

ICDEDPPL 04-26-2014 10:09 PM

Hey you guys live in CA and FL.. your winter madness is long over so knock it off!!!
Why we cant all just get along and gang up on Kiddip**** I`ll never know!
:ban:

Michael1 04-26-2014 10:15 PM


Originally Posted by ICDEDPPL (Post 4112764)
I better not post any pics of my wifes car I smashed up today, good thing that air bag saved my pretty face since I don`t wear a seat belt

I think we need to take life insurance policies out on these teenagers. I'll be a multi-millionaire in no time. Let's see. Smashes up the car. Has no seat belt on. That's brilliant. Good job! I hope your teen wife has a guy waiting in the wings to take your place. The kids can call him Daddy.

ICU says he doesn't wear a motorcycle helmet. Says it cramps his MACHO style when he shows up at the H.S. I'll take one policy for him, too.

Michael

Level III Chaos 04-26-2014 10:15 PM


Originally Posted by ICDEDPPL (Post 4112786)
Hey you guys live in CA and FL.. your winter madness is long over so knock it off!!!
Why we cant all just get along and gang up on Kiddip**** I`ll never know!
:ban:

We don't have winter madness! We're fackin boatin all the time beotches!! :D :D

Crude Intentions 04-26-2014 10:20 PM


Originally Posted by ICDEDPPL (Post 4112786)
Hey you guys live in CA and FL.. your winter madness is long over so knock it off!!!
Why we cant all just get along and gang up on Kiddip**** I`ll never know!
:ban:

I have no winter madness. Lol. I'm stuck on a boat in the gulf with nothing but time for 2 more days. Tryin to find some fossil fuels to make these boats go.

buck35 04-26-2014 10:20 PM

:duel::popcorn::popcorn:
hilarious

Level III Chaos 04-26-2014 10:23 PM


Originally Posted by I.C.U.Lookin (Post 4112792)
I have no winter madness. Lol. I'm stuck on a boat in the gulf with nothing but time for 2 more days. Tryin to find some fossil fuels to make these boats go.


Is that a tug tug Mr. Boatless? :D :D PM me your address.......I'll send you some real boat swag from SCOPE. (the offshore boatin club.....not some lake "offshore" club) :D :D

Crude Intentions 04-26-2014 10:27 PM


Originally Posted by Michael1 (Post 4112788)
I think we need to take life insurance policies out on these teenagers. I'll be a multi-millionaire in no time. Let's see. Smashes up the car. Has no seat belt on. That's brilliant. Good job! I hope your teen wife has a guy waiting in the wings to take your place. The kids can call him Daddy.

ICU says he doesn't wear a motorcycle helmet. Says it cramps his MACHO style when he shows up at school. I'll take one policy for him, too.

Michael

Your damn right I don't. Not required by state law and I enjoy cruising without it. Dan you are officially a teenager like me cause you don't wear a seatbelt.

Crude Intentions 04-26-2014 10:29 PM


Originally Posted by Level III Chaos (Post 4112794)
Is that a tug tug Mr. Boatless? :D :D PM me your address.......I'll send you some real boat swag from SCOPE. (the offshore boatin club.....not some lake "offshore" club) :D :D

"Mr. Boatless" your so creative. Your absolutely right. Life happens and i had to sell. Wont be for long though. I don't want any of your really cool swag. For your information I will be joining fmo. A real club. Who actually doesn't call themselves elite. No it's an offshore supply vessel.

Level III Chaos 04-26-2014 10:42 PM


Originally Posted by I.C.U.Lookin (Post 4112797)
"Mr. Boatless" your so creative. Your absolutely right. Life happens and i had to sell. Wont be for long though. I don't want any of your really cool swag. For your information I will be joining fmo. A real club. Who actually doesn't call themselves elite. No it's an offshore supply vessel.


That's awesome for you! Have great time! I'm not creative.....it's just what you post! The problem is that self-important folks like you don't usually mingle well in social boat clubs. Our club is just.....well....just a club of fun loving boaters that like to boat! You are welcome anytime as others on OSO have experienced too. Have a great weekend anyway! :D :drink: :drink:

Crude Intentions 04-26-2014 10:46 PM


Originally Posted by Level III Chaos (Post 4112800)
That's awesome for you! Have great time! I'm not creative.....it's just what you post! The problem is that self-important folks like you don't usually mingle well in social boat clubs. Our club is just.....well....just a club of fun loving boaters that like to boat! You are welcome anytime as others on OSO have experienced too. Have a great weekend anyway! :D :drink: :drink:

This will be my final post in this great series of nothing with absolutely no point whatsoever. I have always mingled well everywhere I've been. I'm far from self important. Somehow you have me pegged all wrong. I'm always helping others and doing what I can for others. Explain to me how that is self important? I'm a down home beer drinkin redneck who'll do anything to help anyone. So as uninteresting as this has been. I'm over it.

Level III Chaos 04-26-2014 10:53 PM


Originally Posted by I.C.U.Lookin (Post 4112804)
This will be my final post in this great series of nothing with absolutely no point whatsoever. I have always mingled well everywhere I've been. I'm far from self important. Somehow you have me pegged all wrong. I'm always helping others and doing what I can for others. Explain to me how that is self important? I'm a down home beer drinkin redneck who'll do anything to help anyone. So as uninteresting as this has been. I'm over it.

Okay...! I'm so glad. :D Have a great weekend! :drink: :drink:

Hey....did you see this? :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB7F0JWWXsE

mptrimshop 04-26-2014 10:58 PM

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Are boat clubs going turn into roughnecks and fight other boat clubs now...... Like biker gangs. FMO vs SCOPE!!! I have seen some hot biker skanks out there

Full Force 04-26-2014 11:09 PM

yep... still winter....


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