I had a chucklehead jump in the water at the dock to relieve himself, jump back in the boat with muddy feet, then he decided it was cool to try to grab a seat in my truck without a towel. But after all that and tank of my gas, I was the a-hole for laughing about not reimbursing him for the $4 bag of ice he contributed.

When he drunkenly mentioned buying my center console, I told him he wasn't mentally and financially prepared for boat ownership.

You are completely correct and I guess next time he wants to go say sorry, but I want to enjoy myself and relax and you just dont get it.

P.S.- "Calm down, bro" is NEVER the proper response for potentially or actually messing up someone else's property. That phrase should result in a legally mandated throat punch.

Non boaters or spite who knows I wonder if when you have nice toys what people really think??It's common sad to say we clean flush maintain our boats like an addictionThen they think we are OK with them bringing glass bottles pototoe chips,junk they only likeThen while under power they think they are in a camper No more then 3 adults read them the rules stuff a life peserver on them DONE!

I heard "relax, it's a boat" after a chick spilled a red drink on white vinyl. Needless to say she didnt drink another drop of any liquid in my boat and sat her candy ass in the corner until I could get her and her BF off of my boat. The analogy of "would you do that to your f*****g car" got ur point across.

My list of people I'll invite gets smaller every time I deal with with stupidity. One time, I brought a few friends out and one guy that thinks he knows all decided to pour out his beer at speed to watch it fly back and hit the guy behind him in the face. He thought it was the funniest thing. The look on my face told him otherwise. I haven't let him on board since......

You took the words out of my mouth Crown.

Who ever says "Heh, it's just a boat" get's banned from my life, not just the boat. LOL.

Overall in my boating life - which has been very long - I have been fortunately with mostly good people. Unfortunately, I have been with enough bads, that I don't take many people out with us anymore. I cherish my boating time and my normal life out of boating has enough stress as it is.

If your "friends" don't respect your property they do not respect you. Time for new friends or get a dog, much more loyal and understands commands.

I want to develop a concoction of guacamole, red wine, urine, and ice cream in a turkey baster with a mojito muddler on the end. Let it ferment in the truck bed, then expel the contents on the seats of Mr./Ms. It's Just a Boat's mode of transportation.

Any pix of said girl with the candy ass?