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Old 09-17-2002, 10:06 AM
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Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman
pinscher and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down
the street, the guy with the Doberman said, "Let's go over to
that restaurant and get something to eat."

The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've
got dogs with us."

The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They
walked over to the restaurant and the guy with the Doberman
put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.

The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."

The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is
my seeing-eye dog. And, by law you are not allowed to
discriminate against the handicapped."

The bouncer said, "Yes you are right, but a Doberman pinscher?"

The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."

The bouncer let him in.

His buddy with the Chihuahua put on his pair of dark glasses and
started to walk in.

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."

The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is
my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"

The man exclaimed, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a Chihuahua?!"

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That's great ! I sure needed that today!!!! Thanks
 
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my chihuahua can beat any dobe
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