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phragle 05-24-2017 05:53 PM

[QUOTE=outonsafari;4556801]

Originally Posted by Speedracer29 (Post 4556751)
September 8, 2013.... a day that will live in infamy forever for residents of a small hamlet in upstate New York.

OH ! i see the whole picture now, o.k. folks see this is one result of what happens when you raise the the legal drinking age to 21.
instead of being in a beer joint playing miniature bowling (on the league) and trying to chase down some tail w/ big hair,
while honing the important life skills, how to drink, hold your liquor, hold your tongue, and drink and drive.
you get all jack potted up doing some juvenile misdemeanor stuff that would otherwise be funny in a larger city but not in a small hamlet of upstate new york.

thanks speed racer for that, now i gotta learn what a hamlet is,
fu?k ! i come here to have a little fun not to learn new words

its a contraction, short speak for a ham and cheese omlette

jusabum 05-24-2017 06:08 PM

[QUOTE=Full Force;4513466]Nope, that's what I said from beginning, of a race boat breaks theybare out of race, end of story.

FAIL!
Part of offshore racing is rigging the boat to stay together and not break while competing.

Speedracer29 05-24-2017 06:11 PM

[QUOTE=phragle;4556804]

Originally Posted by outonsafari (Post 4556801)

its a contraction, short speak for a ham and cheese omlette

No, no.....
A hamlet is generally an occupied area smaller than a village, usually not having its own church or parish. The relevance of the term in regard to the activities of that fateful night is clear, because after throwing corn cobs at the po-lice, (not to mention some of the other laundry aired in this thread) it becomes abundantly clear----
http://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/im...-s-t-shirt.jpg

F-2 Speedy 05-24-2017 06:24 PM

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[QUOTE=phragle;4556804]

Originally Posted by outonsafari (Post 4556801)

its a contraction, short speak for a ham and cheese omlette

More like a **** samich

outonsafari 05-24-2017 07:39 PM

[QUOTE=phragle;4556804]

Originally Posted by outonsafari (Post 4556801)

its a contraction, short speak for a ham and cheese omlette

thats what comes to mind right, an omellete made from baby pigs
(something you eat at denny's around 3am, after the mini bowling tournament)

boats74 05-24-2017 09:35 PM


Originally Posted by Full Force (Post 4556526)
Listen I know people that know him... I hear it all...

As far as mine? It's fine I chose not to travel around... so what? That makes him better? You people are messed up lol

If I had daddy paying the boat payment and ship like he does, lived at home in daddy's basement... and was handed everything in life it woukd be easier, could intravel? Sure... do I? Nah... no reason to at this point when I have what I need here...

Or, are you not traveling around because you built the engine in the truck too??

Full Force 05-24-2017 09:47 PM

well to be honest... after June of 2015.... I had ZERO engine fails the rest of 2015.... put it away and pulled engines to dyno, ran them on dyno from April till Sept of 2016... zero issues again with 65 hours of HARD use... removed one to do a trans because a fitting broke in rough water run and pumped fluid out... engines fine... noticed wear starting inside engines due to valvetrain issues... (Tim did not spec his valvetrain BTW) so at that point I tore apart 2 GOOD RUNNING engines and fixed the issues that turned out to mainly be the "upgraded" springs Bob sold me for heads.... (still no failure BTW) so I went 2 seasons of abuse with no issues... not sure where you people get that I cannot build engines... please show me where I had a failure since June 2015 till now.... Ok thx... you people crack me up... failures... nonstop... all summer long... Ya ok....


Originally Posted by boats74 (Post 4556855)
Or, are you not traveling around because you built the engine in the truck too??


RT930turbo 05-24-2017 10:09 PM


Originally Posted by phragle (Post 4556799)
Ok, check this out.....

Standard man card rules would have Phil step up and say "Tim, you win, I did not have my sh!t together and am unable to compete, therefor you win by default' as he graciously admits defeat.

And by those same standard man card rules, Tim would say "While I accept your concession, I want to beat you head to head in true competition" Thereby offering a rematch.


So what I, the great instigator of jackassery am proposing is as follows....

Fall usually see rough water and is techically "after" the season so to speak to eliminate potential schedueling conflicts.

October 28th is Halloween at the bay (PIB). The run from the Venetian marina to PIB is roughly 20 miles. End of October can pretty much guarantee snotty conditions. Dockage at the Bay should not be an issue. The party is usually pretty good. Now for the pound fest reward.. The winner walks the loser (dressed as a dog) around all night on a leash with the loser fetching and buying the winners drinks and pays his dock fee for Saturday night. We will arrange for official starting, finishing and timekeeping for the event.and I will buy both participants their first round of beverages Saturday night. Can I get 3 volunteers for course workers?

If you knuckleheads are serious, and are willing to commit and make this happen, weather permitting I can possibly arrange for a helicopter to film the run. (helicopter pilot has done several opa races and has no problem getting down on the deck for some good pictures)

Tim, are you in?

Phil, Are you in?

I'm in as a course worker, and for a round of drinks.

badmonkey 05-25-2017 04:48 AM

Lets see video of this nonsense....

jriggs 05-25-2017 07:01 AM


Originally Posted by phragle (Post 4556799)
Ok, check this out.....

Standard man card rules would have Phil step up and say "Tim, you win, I did not have my sh!t together and am unable to compete, therefor you win by default' as he graciously admits defeat.

And by those same standard man card rules, Tim would say "While I accept your concession, I want to beat you head to head in true competition" Thereby offering a rematch.


So what I, the great instigator of jackassery am proposing is as follows....

Fall usually see rough water and is techically "after" the season so to speak to eliminate potential schedueling conflicts.

October 28th is Halloween at the bay (PIB). The run from the Venetian marina to PIB is roughly 20 miles. End of October can pretty much guarantee snotty conditions. Dockage at the Bay should not be an issue. The party is usually pretty good. Now for the pound fest reward.. The winner walks the loser (dressed as a dog) around all night on a leash with the loser fetching and buying the winners drinks and pays his dock fee for Saturday night. We will arrange for official starting, finishing and timekeeping for the event.and I will buy both participants their first round of beverages Saturday night. Can I get 3 volunteers for course workers?

If you knuckleheads are serious, and are willing to commit and make this happen, weather permitting I can possibly arrange for a helicopter to film the run. (helicopter pilot has done several opa races and has no problem getting down on the deck for some good pictures)

Tim, are you in?

Phil, Are you in?

Rob,

We need to add the following:

Race Must be run in full costume mode since this is Halloween weekend!

caseyh 05-25-2017 07:18 AM


Originally Posted by phragle (Post 4556799)
Ok, check this out.....

Standard man card rules would have Phil step up and say "Tim, you win, I did not have my sh!t together and am unable to compete, therefor you win by default' as he graciously admits defeat.

And by those same standard man card rules, Tim would say "While I accept your concession, I want to beat you head to head in true competition" Thereby offering a rematch.


So what I, the great instigator of jackassery am proposing is as follows....

Fall usually see rough water and is techically "after" the season so to speak to eliminate potential schedueling conflicts.

October 28th is Halloween at the bay (PIB). The run from the Venetian marina to PIB is roughly 20 miles. End of October can pretty much guarantee snotty conditions. Dockage at the Bay should not be an issue. The party is usually pretty good. Now for the pound fest reward.. The winner walks the loser (dressed as a dog) around all night on a leash with the loser fetching and buying the winners drinks and pays his dock fee for Saturday night. We will arrange for official starting, finishing and timekeeping for the event.and I will buy both participants their first round of beverages Saturday night. Can I get 3 volunteers for course workers?

If you knuckleheads are serious, and are willing to commit and make this happen, weather permitting I can possibly arrange for a helicopter to film the run. (helicopter pilot has done several opa races and has no problem getting down on the deck for some good pictures)

Tim, are you in?

Phil, Are you in?


This is a great idea. I will get the second round of drinks. Now will ether of them be running at the end of the season........

Full Force 05-25-2017 07:22 AM

Nothing to attend Justin, nothing's going to happen now or ever. I'm done with this bs

SB 05-25-2017 07:25 AM


Originally Posted by Full Force (Post 4556920)
I'm done with this bs

I'll take that bet.

315duramax 05-25-2017 07:33 AM

I don't see why I can't just come once I get my boat back together. Tim says he "he boats THE ROUGHEST water in the WORLD all summer long"

So if it's always rough. Why can't any given weekend I want to show up work? Because, tim boats, every weekend right?

caseyh 05-25-2017 07:40 AM


Originally Posted by Full Force (Post 4556920)
Nothing to attend Justin, nothing's going to happen now or ever. I'm done with this bs

Well this is no fun.

Nate5.0 05-25-2017 07:44 AM


Originally Posted by 315duramax (Post 4556923)
I don't see why I can't just come once I get my boat back together. Tim says he "he boats THE ROUGHEST water in the WORLD all summer long"

So if it's always rough. Why can't any given weekend I want to show up work? Because, tim boats, every weekend right?

Phil....with the Hessler be at LOTO again?

ICDEDPPL 05-25-2017 07:57 AM

The HeSSler


Phils like:

http://33outlaw.zenfolio.com/img/s11...40295457-3.jpg

ICDEDPPL 05-25-2017 07:58 AM

http://33outlaw.zenfolio.com/img/s10...40295454-3.jpg

caseyh 05-25-2017 08:01 AM

Pund feat. 1.0, 2.0 maybe 3.0. https://youtu.be/PZtxBZ9D5sI

scarabman 05-25-2017 08:01 AM

In all of this, I cant help but think if Phil had just said he was still coming this weekend, Full Farce would have found some excuse on why it couldnt happen anyway. Now instead, it will never happen because then he will have to give up his "Champion by Default" crown. Easy to talk $h!t. Hard to back it up sometimes.

bigboat28 05-25-2017 08:10 AM


Originally Posted by jriggs (Post 4556913)
Rob,

We need to add the following:

Race Must be run in full costume mode since this is Halloween weekend!

What happens if the wind blows for that weekend Jeremy?

Full Force 05-25-2017 08:25 AM

See you whenever you come out here Phil... aside from that I don't give a fuk if you ever come out here or not. I also don't care what you other azz wipes think of me or the situation.

F-2 Speedy 05-25-2017 08:40 AM

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have one of these, you'll feel better....................and no Im not taking sides, hope you have trouble free boating, mines still not finished..:faint2:

Interceptor 05-25-2017 08:45 AM


Originally Posted by SB (Post 4556921)
I'll take that bet.

Again and again the most intelligent post on this thread.

SB 05-25-2017 08:49 AM


Originally Posted by Interceptor (Post 4556955)
Again and again the most intelligent post on this thread.

LOL.

Somethings are as certain as the sun rising. :)

I'm up 6-0.

Full Force 05-25-2017 08:54 AM

Ok here's the facts and why I even busted Phils azz to begin with when he was talking smack about smoking. Me.
Many will agree with this yet never say so in public, I know this per personal conversation and PM over time.

Fact: when it's rough out in my area I am always 1 of a very select few boats out having fun while others stay on land, normally it's myself and Rob with his 36 Apache... MAYBE 2-3 other boats in general area...


Facts are he has never ran in any rough water with that boat let alone Lake Erie or any other Great Lake, so he has zero experience doing so, it will take him a day boating in it to learn the water and set up boat to run in it at all, it's easy to navigate a Great Lake on a 30-40 mph wind day period.

Fact: My boat is a heavy old boat with DEEP Trs drives, I run the boat nearly every weekend in any condition, been in storms, rain, even snow in early April...

Fact: Phil has a arneson Hustler he has ran in flat water only...I have been told by many a Hustler is not a great rough water boat but known more for top speed in a light chop, not easy to set up and stay hooked in rough Great Lake water with no experience at all doing ever once before.

Fact: I have many videos of me in rough water and phil has zero clearly info this a lot more then he ever thought about doing.

Fact: I never said Lake Erie is the roughest ever like he claims... but anyone local knows exactly how it can be.

Fact: I never said a arneson equipped boat cannot run rough water, I said a Hustler with them and a 21 year old driver with zero experience cannot... I still say that's true..

Fact: I don't hate Phil just hate his lies.

Fact: I can care less if he ever comes here or I go anywhere else, I am going to do what I do if he shows up one day and lakes crankin... well my go pro is always in the boat will be a good video... my best friend has a 107 mph Formula... with short drives a huge props he can't touvh me in rough water... I will dig up the video showing us going from flat water in bay where he was way ahead of me to when his boat was starting to fly and he could not stay into it... and the old 70 mph Trs boat just kept going...
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Full Force 05-25-2017 08:54 AM


Originally Posted by SB (Post 4556957)
LOL.

I'm up 6-0.

Somethings are as certain as the sun rising. :)

I never said I woukd not post, I'm done with caring that's all

SB 05-25-2017 08:59 AM


Originally Posted by Full Force (Post 4556961)
I'm done with caring that's all

And I take this bet.

Full Force 05-25-2017 09:01 AM


Originally Posted by SB (Post 4556966)
And I take this bet.

You can take your butt and shove it right up your azz. You Offer absolutely nothing about anything any of the time

SB 05-25-2017 09:08 AM


Originally Posted by Full Force (Post 4556967)
You Offer absolutely nothing about anything any of the time

I will definitely take that bet !

Don't bet on that one.

If you would read other sections hint: Try the tech sections vs the drama sections (ie: your threads) you would see another world exists vs your own.

Full Force 05-25-2017 09:10 AM

I'm only here to defend myself nothing else

donzi matt 05-25-2017 09:18 AM


Originally Posted by SB (Post 4556971)
I will definitely take that bet !

Don't bet on that one.

If you would read other sections hint: Try the tech sections vs the drama sections (ie: your threads) you would see another world exists vs your own.

Too busy "defending himself" or starting another thread to actually read about something other than his boat or motors Scott.

SB 05-25-2017 09:20 AM

^^^ Totally agree. Exactly my point.

Full Force 05-25-2017 09:21 AM

I contribute where I feel I need to, you guys can feel free to not look or sorry about what I do... not sure eh you care? So....

Interceptor 05-25-2017 09:21 AM


Originally Posted by Full Force (Post 4556967)
You can take your butt and shove it right up your azz. You Offer absolutely nothing about anything any of the time

I have never said a word about your boat, your engine builds, your supplier issues or your immaturity until now. You sir are the biggest whiner on this site. You're a grown adult with a family yet you act like a middle school punk. You continually repeat the same sorry excuses for people not liking you yet you never listen to the advice given. Shut your mouth and engage your brain for a change. No matter how badly you were screwed by a supplier others have experienced the same or worse but they move on, you continue to portray yourself as the victim. Do you build good engines ? Possibly yes and time will tell. Are some of your past problems self inflicted ? Possibly yes. The thing is we as a community really don't care that much about you, your boat or your experiences but it's so easy to push your buttons so you've become comic relief nothing more, nothing less.

RT930turbo 05-25-2017 09:34 AM

Not very rough this weekend, bad for racin'!

FRIDAY
NORTHWEST WINDS 15 TO 20 KNOTS BECOMING WEST 10 TO
15 KNOTS. WAVES 1 TO 3 FEET.

FRIDAY NIGHT
SOUTHWEST WINDS 10 KNOTS OR LESS BECOMING
SOUTHEAST. WAVES 2 FEET OR LESS.

SATURDAY
SOUTHEAST WINDS 10 KNOTS OR LESS. A CHANCE OF SHOWERS
SATURDAY NIGHT. WAVES 1 FOOT OR LESS.

SUNDAY
SOUTH WINDS 5 TO 15 KNOTS BECOMING WEST. A CHANCE OF
SHOWERS. WAVES 1 TO 3 FEET.

RT930turbo 05-25-2017 09:37 AM

...no dog in this fight, and no sides taken, but I still want to see it go down.

HONEST opinion, if its a snotty day, it's anybody's race. Would be a good one!

MILD THUNDER 05-25-2017 09:38 AM

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Full Force 05-25-2017 09:41 AM

OK first of all if none of you care about me then why are you here posting about me or even talking to me ?

Second as far as listening to advice a lot of the advice I got here is what got me into all of my problems to begin with so I don't freaking tell me I don't listen to advice and if you look back at the post I made I went to seasons without problems with the actual engines so clearly I know what I'm doing .. it's funny everybody skimmed right over that post that I made !!!!!


Originally Posted by Interceptor (Post 4556981)
I have never said a word about your boat, your engine builds, your supplier issues or your immaturity until now. You sir are the biggest whiner on this site. You're a grown adult with a family yet you act like a middle school punk. You continually repeat the same sorry excuses for people not liking you yet you never listen to the advice given. Shut your mouth and engage your brain for a change. No matter how badly you were screwed by a supplier others have experienced the same or worse but they move on, you continue to portray yourself as the victim. Do you build good engines ? Possibly yes and time will tell. Are some of your past problems self inflicted ? Possibly yes. The thing is we as a community really don't care that much about you, your boat or your experiences but it's so easy to push your buttons so you've become comic relief nothing more, nothing less.


315duramax 05-25-2017 09:43 AM


Originally Posted by Nate5.0 (Post 4556928)
Phil....with the Hessler be at LOTO again?

you bet!


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