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Old 10-09-2002, 06:35 PM
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There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private
club
after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One
of
the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:


- "Hello?"
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
"Ummm, yes."
"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are & I just saw
this
beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it, please?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $15,000.00."
"Well, OK, go ahead & get it, if you like it that much..."
"Ahhh..... & I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership & saw the brand
new
2001 models. I saw one I really liked & spoke with the salesman & he
gave me
a really good price......& since we really need to exchange the BMW that
we
bought last year........."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000..."
Well, OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! But before we hang up, just one more thing......"
"What's that ?"
- "Now this might look like a little bit much, but I was reconciling
your
bank account & ...... ummm...... well, I stopped by the real estate
agent
this morning & saw that house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!!
Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area,
beachfront
property..."
"So, how much are they asking?"
"Only $850,000 - a magnificent price.....& I see that we have that
much in
the bank to cover..."
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $820,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye...I do too..."


The man hangs up while slowly shaking his head & closes the phone's
flap.
Then he holds the phone up & asks to all those present: "Hey, does
anyone
know who this phone belongs to?"
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Just imagine coming home to a new 830k house, mercedes, and a mink coat!
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