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iliveonanisland 08-18-2018 06:25 PM


Originally Posted by phragle (Post 4644191)
Ok ...this is Columbia....we need a little more information...those 22 passengers...are those 24 skinny little coke whores or are those the 24 fat drunkin bastards on their way to bang said *****es??

lol
dude you have no idea... blow is 2 dollars a gr In medellin and 3 per on the coast. Lol. They don’t have crack here. Bazuco is a by product of the manufacturing process. The low life street erchins smoke that crap. A month ago the cops caught three local dudes cooking a ton of blow in the mangroves of a nearby island lol. Viva colombia. Pm mi I will give yo some Facebook links to local working girl talent that look like super models. I know some old gringos that have live in perfect 10 girlfriends they give a G a month to for college and what ever. Most avg people here make min wage which is 225. Bucks u.s. a month for a six day work week. Viva colombia again for the hotties.

Craney 08-18-2018 07:50 PM


Originally Posted by iliveonanisland (Post 4644480)
https://www.instagram.com/hostalislamucura

https://m.facebook.com/hostalislamucura/




do not open the links if hot lil spinners in T back bikinis offend you! If that describes you pls, Go back to your blow boater website. Carry on men.

We have over 110 guests here today. Dj will be spinning dance tunes after supper...

Is that your resort in those pics.if so your living the life dude good for you.

iliveonanisland 08-18-2018 07:54 PM


Originally Posted by Craney (Post 4644489)

Is that your resort in those pics.if so your living the life dude good for you.

Thx bro, it as a ball buster getting it built the first two years. We’ve been open just over two now and since getting our business licenses we have blow up on booking TripAdvisor etc. Building 20 more rooms ASAP. RM

iliveonanisland 08-18-2018 07:58 PM

Next year I’m going to bring down a used 36 skater and scare the chit out of these people. There are zero badazz boats like the states here.

Late this year I want to bring down a 21 to mount a fresh 300 omc V8 on, then will have water skiing and barefoot classes.

Powerquest230 08-18-2018 08:22 PM

Place looks awesome, I’m viewing on mobile device- is there an English (gringo) version of site?

rak rua 08-18-2018 09:55 PM


Originally Posted by iliveonanisland (Post 4644480)
https://www.instagram.com/hostalislamucura

https://m.facebook.com/hostalislamucura/




do not open the links if hot lil spinners in T back bikinis offend you! If that describes you pls, Go back to your blow boater website. Carry on men.

We have over 110 guests here today. Dj will be spinning dance tunes after supper...

You live in paradise. I'm sure guys are allowed on Isla Mucura but I guess it's just more appealing to post pictures s of girls. :)
Good luck to you, a great setup there.

RR





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Craney 08-18-2018 10:12 PM


Originally Posted by iliveonanisland (Post 4644491)


Thx bro, it as a ball buster getting it built the first two years. We’ve been open just over two now and since getting our business licenses we have blow up on booking TripAdvisor etc. Building 20 more rooms ASAP. RM

It looks like all been worth it,you have done a great job.

iliveonanisland 08-18-2018 11:12 PM


Originally Posted by Powerquest230 (Post 4644495)
Place looks awesome, I’m viewing on mobile device- is there an English (gringo) version of site?

i have a friend from the states coming down soon to update our website to have an English version. Facebook and IG its just guests posting in Spanish for the most part. I think on Facebook you can translate their written text.

iliveonanisland 08-18-2018 11:13 PM


Originally Posted by Craney (Post 4644515)

It looks like all been worth it,you have done a great job.

thx. It was a hell of a project myself and a bunch of nativos I trained to do gringo style framing and they taught me how to work with palm for the roof work lol

iliveonanisland 08-18-2018 11:15 PM


Originally Posted by rak rua (Post 4644510)


You live in paradise. I'm sure guys are allowed on Isla Mucura but I guess it's just more appealing to post pictures s of girls. :)
Good luck to you, a great setup there.

RR





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most of those pics and posts are by our guests. More single women come thru than single guys tho. But I’m ok with that lol.


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