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Old 11-07-2002, 12:43 AM
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I once told a company selling windows that I just had all the old ones took out and borded over cause the dam things let to much light in.
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Old 11-07-2002, 01:06 AM
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Good post, funny stuff.

Me no speek de engleesh usually works for me.

During the elections people calling for votes, I would tell them that my vote could be bought and how much did they have the response was click! .
 
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I like some of these. Looking foward to my next call.


When they are trying to sell something, I tell them I have magic beans. Believe it or not, there are people in this world that have not heard of Jack and the Bean Stalk. It's fun to explain, and you can make it up as you go if you want. It's also fun if they know the story to change it and see if they correct you, then argue with them about it.
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Pantera,
I've used that one before, a few times in the last few weeks actually. LOL!

Well, after I got the e-mail and made the post, I could hardly wait to go home and get some calls last night (I know, I know...get a life)

Anyway, I had a little fun with this one guy...I had him going for like 20 minutes...I put him on speaker, so my wife could hear(she was LHAO)... Priceless!
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I checked with Dianne. She says that we don't like telemarketers. (I was glad to hear that. I think.)
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I have caller ID.......
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Privacy manager,,, they dont get to e anymmore !!!!!!!!!!
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I tell em "I'm bangin the old lady, call me back in a couple hours."
Then hang up. They never call back
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I checked with Dianne. She says that we don't like telemarketers. (I was glad to hear that. I think.)
ROFLMAO !!!!!

Nick wrote; "I could hardly wait to go home and get some calls last night (I know, I know...get a life)"

I hear ya Nick. I'm actually kinda anxious to get my next telemarket schmuck on the line...
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