Do not post stupid stuff on social media that will reflect poorly on you or imply bad intentions.

Do not try to get sexy with asset transfers, it's too late now. Asset transfers and depleting assets can rise to the level of a crime.

Do not hire bad attorney's, unless your paying for your wife's attorney.

Put all the stuff in your girl friend name. That will take care of all of it and leave you without any headaches and leave you with nothing.

Heck for me ---- my wife would deserve 50 percent of everything I have. She earned it. The problem is she would want zero of any of my stuff. Have to buy stuff women do not want. Boats - bikes and other stuff they have zero interest in.

You mean RIM Job ???????

Oh I forgot HAPPY VALENTINE S DAY everyone -- go have some fun tonight

Stick her with everything that isn't paid for and hang out at Scarlett's Cabaret. You will forget all about her.

Just went through this. Try your hardest to go through mediation first. Ask around, I guarantee there are a few that are good. Even if it escalates, you are still better off than a legal chit show. Its too late to hide anything. You would have needed to start that 3-5 years ago. If you move anything worthwhile now and her attorney figures it out, then you are really fukced. While there are methods of funneling money out, make sure its worth it. Both attorneys will shoot for the moon and piss off you and your soon to be x-wife. Even if you have to concede a little now, you will be better off at least trying mediation. Theres was a great documentary on HBO a couple years ago called "Divorce Inc" that shows exactly what you think - its a business used to part both parties with their money. Lets face it, in your county your attorney and her attorney have drinks on the weekend. If they are friends, they are going to take your money, if they hate each other, they are going to make your process miserable at your expense.

Its hard as hell to be patient and give your ex money in mediation. If this fails, burn down the whole fukcing house of cards and unleash hell but be ready cause it aint gonna be cheap.

If you have a girlfriend leave her.

try to work out the loose ends without the Legal ch!t show , once the Lawyers get done with the 2 of you then you'll say your getting less now then when we tried to split everything up ourselves .

If you have wealth as you indicate call a lawyer, get ahead of the situation. You want advice, not conjecture. I do not practice divorce law.

In what state do you reside?

Hard to take what you no longer have, IDGAF what anyone says otherwise, I know people that did it. Beg her to go to counseling (to put off filing as absolute long as possible). Find a local casino, go to your bank in THAT town, max out your home eq line of credit, cash advance all your credit cards and take all cash out of every possible acct, cancel all joint accounts (at least take your name off). Start talking about all the gambling you been doing since your so depressed shes leaving you, fuk, join a gambling addicts group. Did I say put off filing as long as possible?? so all these assets are in a SAFE DEPOSIT BOX, or your moms house, under a board in storage unit, what ever. They are GONE, you lost them gambling. She files, from there forward nothing can be liquidated, transferred, what ever, neither one of you can incur new debt supposedly (seen it happen and judge still made ex pay half). You come to table with surprise debt and much ;less assets then was anticipated, too fuking bad for her. she wants half the 100, 000 k equity in house, sure, she can have half your cc debt! It all happened BEFORE she filed. Smokes out of bottle, cant put it back in. Lawyers look for money, assets etc during discovery. Her lawyer will say you did all this as damage control, your lawyer will say it was before things were filed, maybe judge will get pizzed and say your lying, maybe he will only look at finances from date you filed forward. In the end, if you have a hundred grand in your checking, its alot easier for her to get half of it then if its GONE (gambled it away). So worst case, they order you to give half even though it was weeks or months before stuff got filed, even then, lawyer says your gambling addict, you'll have to make her payments, max **** out before you file, squirrel it away. Women do it and get away with it all the time! Once you start though, things will no longer be civil! Scum bags win in court

What if it's my wife posing as a new member to see if I post??