Top 10 Powerboater Lies...
#22
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i don't know if these are more
excuses, than lies, but here goes.
1 "i wasn't running full throtle" (usually after being passed)
2. "I'm to heavy, too much fuel"
3. "i didn't have enough fuel to keep running that fast"
4. " my significant other was yelling at me to slow down"
5. " your boat is smaller than mine"
6. " this think isn't running right"
7. " i've got a dinged up prop"
8. " trims not working right"
9. " i'm still breaking the motors in"
10. " it's too rough out"
anybody ever heard any of these
excuses, than lies, but here goes.
1 "i wasn't running full throtle" (usually after being passed)
2. "I'm to heavy, too much fuel"
3. "i didn't have enough fuel to keep running that fast"
4. " my significant other was yelling at me to slow down"
5. " your boat is smaller than mine"
6. " this think isn't running right"
7. " i've got a dinged up prop"
8. " trims not working right"
9. " i'm still breaking the motors in"
10. " it's too rough out"
anybody ever heard any of these
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I never really ran the boat hard!
It only has 40 hours on it!
I'm affraid of rough seas!
I flushed it after every time we used it!
It's in perfect condition, a 10!
She was owned by a little old man in Ft. Lauderdale who drove to shooters and back!
I have no idea how those Gil race mounts got bent that way!
It only has 40 hours on it!
I'm affraid of rough seas!
I flushed it after every time we used it!
It's in perfect condition, a 10!
She was owned by a little old man in Ft. Lauderdale who drove to shooters and back!
I have no idea how those Gil race mounts got bent that way!
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Location: Port Tobacco Maryland, Coconut Grove Florida
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How much does a GPS weigh? They all seem to slow a boat down about 10mph, Everyones boat runs 80mph till they put a GPS on It and it goes 67 on GPS