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Old 01-02-2003, 03:34 AM
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I JINXED MYSELF...CRAP

1) got a call to be at a bar.... ex girlfriend I have not taled to after the day she moved out got the same call...... I have a girl she HATEs with me.....CRAP


2)$300 bar tab.... CRAP


3)hot tub party call... gotta ditch this chick... CRAP

4)65 in a 35..... LIGHTS/...... CRAP

5)wanna sit in the back of my police car??.....CRAP

6)call.... nakid chicks in the hot tub... where are ya??? CRAP

7)CRAP

8) 3 captain cokes my ass.....CRAP

9)you wanna blow or go to jail..... CRAP

10) I was hoping you were my neighbor officer ,,,,,,,,,kinda crap

11)you know this is more than the legal limit in Michigan?? OH CRAP

12)has she been drinking as much as you??? CRAP

13)YOU HAVE A CCW?!?!?! WHERE IS YOR GUN?? CRAP CRAP

14)I want her to drive your car... "you want HER to take MY car??" CRAP

15) I have a several hundred dollar speeding ticket and no jail or dui.. all I did is name drop the right names........ you know mr. troutly>?>??? CRAP what A freaking night...... where the fuc# is my car????? adn why was I with my ex?????I got SOO lucky

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Old 01-02-2003, 03:56 AM
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sounded mostly good, were you at Stifflers party too?aaaaaannnndddd then,and then, and then, one time my girl friend at band camp,ahh never mind. beautiful day out on parents Sea Ray, now are they coming home thursday or friday? 8 people and a very messy boat. I hope I am too old to have the keys taken away

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Sounds like you lucked out bud.
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HOLY CRAP


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Sounds like an episode of "DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?"
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Sounds like you lucked out bud.
I agree, you got lucky.
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by packinair
[B]I JINXED MYSELF...CRAP

8) 3 captain cokes my ass.....CRAP

9)you wanna blow or go to jail..... CRAP


You're soooooooo lucky.........
I would have blown
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jeff
[were you at Stifflers party too?aaaaaannnndddd then,and then, and then,
LOL!!!

Packin, I think the end result was positive? Glad to see you didn't end up in the 6'x6' Hilton
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A little advice compiled by friends who are attorneys and deputies.
1. Don't drive drunk.
If you do:
1. If you notice a cop following close behind you, drop a little below the speed limit. If he does not pass, he is probably observing you. Pull over before he puts on his lights. This works in your defense because he had no probable cause to make the stop.
2. Do not say anything and whatever you do, Do not blow! Simply ask if you have done anything wrong. Then ask if you are under arrest. Inform the officer that you will cooperate fully after you are able to speak with your attorney. Most likely you cannot get ahold of your atty at 3am on a Sunday.

If you have been drinking and are in an accident hopefully you are close to a store. Run and get something with alcohol in it and drink it in front of witnesses possibly in front of the first officer to arrive at the scene. Let him know you needed something to calm your nerves.

This is not legal advise, I am not an attorney. But, it will work.
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